[to the tune of Walk Like an Egyptian] Testing in production

Começo de ano, inicia-se a tradicional XVIII Hora de Mutar Nomes de Todos os BBBs das Redes Sociais

Price Bar 💏 Volume Bar

Shut it down

Normies being exposed for the first time to critical levels of lesswrongslop is so fucking funny, man

git add -f node_modules && git commit -am "becoming the world's most productive developer" && git push -f New Yorker puff piece, here I come!

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During the Soviet era, at times of govt instability, the state broadcaster would typically preempt scheduled broadcasts by airing performances of Swan Lake

@edzitron.com I am deceased

"we do this not because it's easy, but because writing an acceptance test is easy, and Claude could go figure it out while I doomscroll" Software engineering in 2026

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You operate Claude with your hands!?

if the infosec department wants security theatre, I'm going for The Producers

Nazis are going to get so tired of seeing this video in their replies

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There's been a lot of talk about ChatGPT-induced psychosis and yeah seems scary but I'm more freaked out how the human brain can be so easily rendered non-functional by a little positive reinforcement. Although I guess tons of kings, celebrities, other yes-men-surrounded people already proved this

NYE was like 6 weeks ago

every time I open Twitter

I made a thing! github.com/cv/pi-ssh-re... lets you run pi locally but makes all filesystem operations remote. Useful when you want all your agent operations to happen in a container, or big box full of GPUs running in a cloud somewhere!

The world is rightly outraged by the illegality of Trump’s invasion of Venezuela. But an invasion motivated by converting the world’s largest oil reserves into CO₂ emissions is not just a crime against international law - it’s an unconscionable and sadistic assault against our entire planet.

You can just do things

Jogando um Alex Kidd pra passar o tempo no voo

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Isso não é previsão do tempo, isso é uma SENTENÇA

Brutal read: When A.I. Took My Job, I Bought a Chain Saw

Post read out loud by @mattielubchansky.com in the @nogodsnomayors.com holiday special episode

Burn this fucking rag down

New! Quite possibly the most over-engineered inflection library out there: github.com/cv/go-inflect Feedback, stars, issues, etc welcome!

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What the fuck is this

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Alarming

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@edzitron.com this feels like wearing a Cannibal Corpse shirt to church

COWORKER: I just wrote a spec to write specs. (That I'm going to feed an AI who is going to write all our specs) ME, INSUFFERABLY: It's metacognition all the way down, yo

K2SO: Cassian! I've cleared a path! Cassian, underpants containing every bodily fluid and solid imaginable: good, let's move out

Junior engineer, has no idea what is going on: 1x Junior engineer, assisted by AI, has no idea what is going on: -100x But boy do they move fast!

It's just too easy to make yourself insane with the computer

[Bites into a hot dog with enough pickled vegetables to raise my the pH of the entire block] [Slams another shot of Malört] Now you are the body of Christ, and each one of you is a part of it [Passes out]

this is maybe trite at this point but it is in your interest to find ways to create things. basically everyone wants you to be consuming nonstop. making stuff, from cooking to photography or whatever, can help you feel more in control. doesn’t even have to be something you share with other people

applying for jobs again

Happy 80th anniversary of Hitler killing himself in his bunker to all who celebrate, which, as I now understand it, is not everybody

[mouthful of wheat] hmm cereal

No your honour, those GPUs are actually being *deported* to China

There’s a new constitutionally settled bicameral separation of powers: the executive and the bond market.

www.asahi.com/ajw/articles... Aide: please don't touch the Emperor Lula: lol, lmao even