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Listen to @nogodsnomayors.com

Alarming

Listen to @bloodwork.show

@edzitron.com this feels like wearing a Cannibal Corpse shirt to church

COWORKER: I just wrote a spec to write specs. (That I'm going to feed an AI who is going to write all our specs) ME, INSUFFERABLY: It's metacognition all the way down, yo

K2SO: Cassian! I've cleared a path! Cassian, underpants containing every bodily fluid and solid imaginable: good, let's move out

Junior engineer, has no idea what is going on: 1x Junior engineer, assisted by AI, has no idea what is going on: -100x But boy do they move fast!

It's just too easy to make yourself insane with the computer

[Bites into a hot dog with enough pickled vegetables to raise my the pH of the entire block] [Slams another shot of Malört] Now you are the body of Christ, and each one of you is a part of it [Passes out]

this is maybe trite at this point but it is in your interest to find ways to create things. basically everyone wants you to be consuming nonstop. making stuff, from cooking to photography or whatever, can help you feel more in control. doesn’t even have to be something you share with other people

applying for jobs again

Happy 80th anniversary of Hitler killing himself in his bunker to all who celebrate, which, as I now understand it, is not everybody

[mouthful of wheat] hmm cereal

No your honour, those GPUs are actually being *deported* to China

There’s a new constitutionally settled bicameral separation of powers: the executive and the bond market.

www.asahi.com/ajw/articles... Aide: please don't touch the Emperor Lula: lol, lmao even

Seattle is the new Foz do Iguaçu Vancouver is the new Ciudad del Este Welcome to the 80s, North America!

Excellent work by new NYT headline writer Werner Herzog

Monkey's paw curls: trillions of dollars go into making spiteful, horny computers

Do you ever think about the ISS?

For 60 years, car advertising has programmed us that driving is freedom, that cars are how we get around, that driving — even reckless driving —is a symbol of status & power. But what if a car marketing vet used his skills to highlight the insanity of car culture? sf.streetsblog.org/2020/11/05/r...

Why is every AI company logo a stylized butthole?

Maybe it’s a cause for concern for *you* tech guys, I guess. But Roko’s Basilisk saw all *my* posts and thought they were so good it sealed a copy of my mind in an eternal reality where I get my shit slonked silly by many women from games I like.

Rapid unscheduled disassembly was pretty fucking funny in 2013

you’re fired. wait you’re rehired. email us a list of things you’ve done today wait forget it you’re fired again. come back your job was important. you’re fired. or hired. come in to the office. wait the office has no computers go home. we are the department of government efficiency.

The war on drugs has taught us over and over again that if you suppress the supply, you don't suppress the demand

Get westerners to name a different significant historical event in Chinese history to try to own DeepSeek challenge 2025

(elon unveiling his new martian flag design) well as you uh can, you know, see. there's red which of course uh is the mars color. duh ha ha. and then here a white circle, and this is um representing the bright future for the ahh, human race. and then uh you have so, this is a hindu symbol,

GRIEFACTORING: when a refactoring exercise gets so spicy that the project leads revoke your repo access

Putting these on my 2007 Chrysler PT Cruiser shop.tesla.com/product/cybe...

This assertion that AI will only get better is a strange one to me because, let me ask a question. Did Facebook get better? Did Twitter get better? Did Social media get better?

every single elected democrat should be posting like this

Judge: And how do you plead? Me: The seven sisters constellation your honor Judge: Pleiades? Me: Plea uh deez n- My lawyer: OBJECTION

Tem uma linha reta entre a comunidade "Gosto Mais de Bichos do que de Gente" e virar uma vilã da Disney que xinga bebês na rua

2024 for me has been largely about my relationship with food. Finding out a COVID infection last year triggered type 2 diabetes, going through a brutal diet, having another reset later by spending a few weeks in Japan, all the way to going into remission in the span of 10 months was a wild ride.

Wait, there is a Wi-Fi 7??

Hell yeah drugs are awesome

Bracing for the AI Qaeda joke, only possible because we rely on sans serif fonts too much

Important to remember that this is systemically Google's fault, an early iteration of contorting one's content to satisfy an algorithm, and AI will probably make it worse

despite the world becoming scary i still have a perhaps niave but unwaivering belief that a better world is possible

Brazilian drug busts as icons of architecture Today: the great Maya Temple of the Jaguar, Tikal (Guatemala)