My local bookshop understands their audience.

gavin newsome stop doing things that i think are funny i hate u

this one's been gettin' a lotta play in my head lately

does he live

i started out writing a fun little smutty witch and vampire story and ended up accidentally writing the most wholesome girl friendship with a side character i love them

Nick Miroff: After 9/11, George W. Bush created the Department of Homeland Security to prevent future terror strikes. Now DHS shifted from defending the country against foreign terrorists to deploying agents on American streets for the purpose of terrorizing American citizens.

dawg i’m never gonna vote or pay taxes again for the rest of my life

every job listing is a scam to collect data or an ai job hehe

WASHINGTON (AP) — Claudette Colvin, whose refusal to move seats on a segregated bus helped spark the civil rights movement, dies at 86.

i think just found the perfect romance writer. i had to take a break after two chapters just to reflect on my abilities

guy in philly was busted with hundreds of bones stolen from graves. he didn’t know you’re supposed to get a job at Penn museum first OHHHHHHH

ICE only has about 20-30,000 employees nationwide. Including desk jobs so there's even fewer armed. It's smaller than the NYPD. There's a reason they do their mega raids on one or two cities at a time, and it's not optics. It's because that's all the dudes they've got. Something to keep in mind.

portland city council confirms that two portland residents have been shot by federal agents. at this time, the city council has been told that both victims are alive.

in case i ever end up murdered by the state retweet me saying this: jd vance is a piss baby couch fucking loser

his name is Jonathan Ross and he shouldn't get a good night's sleep for the rest of his life www.startribune.com/ice-agent-wh...

via Minneapolis photographer Chris Juhn on Facebook

oh boy new migraine med hope this one wor—

Mayor Jacob Frey: “To ICE, get the fuck out of Minneapolis.”

Everywhere I turn is tragedy, frustration, fear and agony. My body is my enemy, my country is my enemy, my government is my enemy. I find it harder and harder to find reasons to go on but the will to defy keeps me afloat.

ICE has shot and killed a community observer in Minneapolis. Sending all of my love to the people of Minneapolis and the folks defending their neighbors there. This is heinous, and I am so sorry. To everyone else: REMEMBER ICE LIES ABOUT EVERYTHING. THIS IS DOCUMENTED.

i was thinking of applying somewhere but i just found out the owner calls her husband “the hubs”

hey just fyi you’re pooping at work and everyone in the office is talking about it right now. they’re saying it’s weird and they never do that. you’re probably going to need a new job

we are so close to flipping the house. america is freedom edging.

One of the most unforgettable images capturing the vibrant promise of the new year, by the great Bauhaus artist László Moholy-Nagy: 7 A.M. (New Year's Morning), c. 1930 www.metmuseum.org/art/collecti...

haha if i can’t leave this marriage this year i literally might jump into the ocean

What’s amazing about this story is that they *reversed* it. It’s not just a treatment that can stave it off or delay it. It *cures* Alzheimer’s. I know lots of research initially seems hopeful in mice and then doesn’t go anywhere, but this could be momentous. I cried.

i hope 2026 is the year of no new cookie stores called “SKANKY COOKIE WHORE” or whatever

Gays on the way to the cottage today

one like i’ll puke in front of everyone so i can leave

i’ll never go back to twitter but i get a fraction of the interaction here. a fraction is generous

ocular migraine! at the in laws house

someone said christmas vacation sucks bc clark fantasizes about cheating on his wife and im not woke enough to agree

in 1992 kevin mcallister charged the equivalent of $2233 to his dads credit card

annual watching home alone 2 and explaining 9/11 to my kid day

was going to a local gift shop to buy stuff and ended up leaving because my city makes you download an app to pay for street parking. No thanks I’d rather eat glass

This is metal

unfortunately i’ve become terminally colcannon-pilled. bad news for someone with the epigenetics of famine victims

my husband needs to go to sleep so i can watch my homosexual stories

my kid will have a plate full of freshly cooked food an he’s in the fridge “looking for something to eat” 🥴

wow i love hockey!

"You shouldn't make art for the money" buddy I'll take it one step further and say we shouldn't have to labor for capital at all but in the meantime pay an artist

why do people use chat gpt instead of googling something? because it synthesizes information for them? it’s that hard to just read a couple articles or reddit posts on your own?

my kid is microdosing siblings at the mcdonald’s play place

went outside to do gardening and no one helped me so i came back in, now i wait a few days for the “why haven’t we started the garden” question

this weekend an old timer asked me if we’re gonna have more kids and i got to say “I CANT” (i purposely sterilized myself)

he had that shit on

if you’re ever stuck on how to make your scene more interesting, think about what would annoy one of your characters the most and do that lmaoooo