who decided to call it Secret Santa when Nondisclosure Claus was right there

This is actually quite brilliant, up to and including the final sentence 🔥

TODAY is the LAST DAY you can order a chibi commission from me this year before I close all my commissions till 2026! I have 7 slots left! Money goes to groceries through December since I was able to get a cheap set of tires this month. I also have a Kofi if you'd rather donate: ko-fi.com/A824FP9

if you’re cold they’re cold let your demons in

Hot flashes

y'know what? I'll support this too. Y'all wanna head-cannon my characters as Trans, go ahead :) as long as you're having fun. 👍

Haaappy holidays! My Commissions are open for (LATE) December and Jan-Feb! ❤️ Fill this: forms.gle/An18kDh1m9xP...

Ready for a Romance Fantasy novel with gender bending, action, revenge, and magic? Check out Sword of Lady Lyon by @kairaloi.bsky.social tapas.io/series/Sword... It's free to read on Tapas! #SwordOfLadyLyon #SoLL #Tapas #Romantasy #RomanceFantasy #BookSky #NovelSky #WriteSky

Okay, the crowd going nuts like someone just scored a touchdown at the Super Bowl all *through* the KDH performance is a hell of a thing to see hear/see:

I got some problems with my bank account so I'm taking a couple more of these that will be started on December 🫠

“Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether they could, they didn't stop to think if they should.”

As a writer and artist, yes, please let me know if you like my work! I put a lot of effort into it.

It's my birthday today 💫 A retweet or a like would make me very happy (:

post a famous bathroom scene

If you see this, Post an anime you love!

Ppl. If you like a little #mystery, #action, and a lot of weird #shapeshifting shenanigans, you should check out these two stories by @neilak20.bsky.social and @hueversecomics.bsky.social ➡️ tapas.io/series/Book-... ➡️ tapas.io/series/The-R...

#WIPSnips #MaskOfAshes #SymbolOfHope Snipling from one of my oldest stories. tapas.io/series/Mask-...

#WIPSnips #SwordofLadyLyon Felicity is out for blood and doesn't care if she hurts herself while getting it. tapas.io/series/Sword...

#WIPSnips #SoullessPrince Reed finally has power, but without money, it's kind of pointless. tapas.io/series/Soull...

#WIPSnips #SoullessPrince Reed, being a mess. But he's got a valid reason, he got hanged and stabbed and barely survived it. Wasn't a fun day. tapas.io/series/Soull...

Our final Guest of Honour for 2026 will be author @chuckwendig.bsky.social! Chuck is a NYT bestselling author, writes games, comics, film and TV, and we are so excited that he will be joining us in the fall!

Hang in there, struggling artists

THANKS! I hate it!

www.comicsbeat.com/exclusive-ch... [REDACTED] no more--my next series is called IS TED OK? from @madcavestudios.com This one's a solo book (with great flatters @neilak20.bsky.social and @kaistarlight.bsky.social) and it's my best book yet! About a search for connection in a paranoid world!

What might be my favourite fossil has been just published by Kiat et al. 2025. Years ago I saw a pic of this Anchiornis specimen in nat geo article and I audibly gasped.preserving not only the feathers but also the original patterns as well. I made this drawing on the spot. Maybe its time to do v2.0

#swordofLadyLyon meme I found in my files.

Earlier today, I was notified that someone was at my door. This is who it was:

Booking for 2026!!! Completion in January Slots available: 6 portraits 1 scene (I will be choosy about a scene) The price of portraits will be going up in 2026, so this is your last chance to get this price!! forms.gle/C8MvtBn2NotW...

#WritingQ #SoullessPrince Solace would let it go to voicemail. He's busy. Reed would let it go to voicemail bc he doesn't give a shit. If they're someone he wants to talk to, he'll call back. Gwenivar would answer bc it could be important.

It’s #PortfolioDay 💖🎨 Hi I’m Toby, I work mainly in the TTRPG and CCG space. I love world building and fantasy, and I’m particularly interested in projects with diverse characters and cultures 🌐 www.tobyfoxart.com ✉️ [email protected]

Notice how adding water is bad. Follow the instructions that come with your turkey fryer. Use your turkey fryer away from your home. Have a working fire extinguisher.

www.malwarebytes.com/blog/news/20... FOLLOW THE INSTRUCTIONS FUCK AI FOREVER

A family of wild Pallas's cats (Otocolobus manul).

#WIPSnips #SwordofLadyLyon #romantasy #LGBTQ Because I'm working on the next part of this story finally after years... Here's Felix, having an epiphany for the second time that day and both have been bittersweet tapas.io/series/Sword...

Sephiroth #ffvii #finalfantasyvii

If you see this, post an anime you love. #myFirstAnime #slayers

Depends on the story. Mask of Ashes hasn't introduced the humans yet. My other stories are mostly humans, tho there are monsters and dragons mixed in Check out Mask of Ashes on Tapas tapas.io/series/Mask-...

Cartoons voiced by real animals (Episode 2): Fox

Open Letter to Alcon Clear Care Disinfectant Solution, bc your complaint portal is broken. How much does it REALLY cost to include 2 lense cleaner cases in the twin pack? Your decision to cut corners has put your customers in danger of permanent damage to their eyes.

Wisdom to Distinguish A small #measure of whiskey before bed turns to two, then three. The bottle is nearing empty, although it had not started full. Your therapist talks of active avoidance and passive. Tell me which it is, then, when you pour the last glass and forget to set your alarm. #vss365

I've been told my multiple tradpub authors that there's no point in tradpub except space in b&n. But standing out amid the slop is nearly impossible. It's hard to keep enthusiasm about my work, so a little pat on the head goes a long way

Nothing to do tonight? Dress up in a snail costume and go trick or treating.

Visit my website for free sample chapters & reviews of both epic fantasy Imago Chronicles & YA fantasy Dream Merchant Saga here: www.imagochronicles.com I’ll also post updates as they come available from the exec. producer I'm working with to develop Imago for the small screen. #BookSky 📚🪐⚔️💙

KeyCheyn Commissions are OPEN For inquiries: Email: ([email protected]), FB Page (KCheyn), Discord (_ayui) or via PMs Portfolio: cheynportfolio.carrd.co Commission Samples: keycheyncommissions.carrd.co#portfoliozone --- Payment first, non-refundable MOP: PayPal, Ko-Fi, GCash

Gotta say, I’m not so confident that you do

Fun fact, it's really hot to support indie authors

I have a horrible headache... I wonder why *looks out window at a gathering storm* oh. THAT explains everything.

Yea, social media was a bad move.