Noooooooooooo fuck #BRAJPN

About time for a Mass Effect playthrough.

ok this one got me

Always an honor to be able to cover a match at FIELD.

My sibling in christ, FIFA threatened to punish players / teams who wore pride related attire when Qatar hosted in 2022. FIFA doesn't give a shit one way or the other. And if they really wanted to avoid controversy they wouldn't have scheduled those teams in that city on that weekend.

Five years for Brett Kulak? Uhhhh okay then. Just going to assume he won't make it to the end of that contract.

I did not anticipate the fact that this would make me feel like I've got a booger perpetually stuck at the end of my nose.

womp womp lol

We'll always have that little run of form you went on in January 2026 ❤️

Brendy absolutely bungling that rebound opportunity is so painfully on brand #LUFC #USMNT

I was already going to wait however long to pick it up on sale because $80 is an insane price point, but honestly I think I'll just pass on it at this point. I could not care less about the multiplayer and Rockstar can kick rocks if they expect me to reach even deeper into my pocket for the campaign

Actual scene from the dentist: Assistant: Messi is so good Dentist: Mbape is great too Me: Mmgmfmfmdm *dentist removes tools* I think it's funny Portugal can't make Ronaldo quit

ball knower

Trying some new things. I kinda dig it ngl

It should be socially acceptable to throw rotten vegetables at people who turn on the overhead fluorescent lights without asking if the people in that space want the lights turned on.

People keep talking about this like the goal of this project was to make the pool more beautiful. The goal of the project was to funnel $14M of our money to a Trump associated contractor. Its corruption, & it worked as intended.

If you rack your dumbbells in the wrong place I’m just gonna go ahead and assume you can’t count.

I dunno... I quite enjoy the warm embrace of feeling like I'm going to die while watching my teams in the playoffs.

If Carolina wins this, these would be the uglies unis a team has ever won a cup in, yeah? I don't think it's close. I don't even know what number two would be off the top of my head?

If the Knicks can do it then perhaps there's hope yet for the Maple Leafs 😂

Casual fans are the lifeblood of all sports. Embrace them.

#WhiskersWednesday #cats

400+ RBI and 150+ SB before turning 26, since RBI official (1920): Bobby Witt Jr. Mike Trout Cesar Cedeño Ronald Acuña Jr. Ben Chapman

Vegas fans chanting "ref, you suck" after the world's most obvious case of goaltender interference is painfully on brand for them.

My best one yet 🏒 NHL 82-0 Record: 76-6 LW: Bobby Hull (Chicago 1960s) C: Keith Primeau (Carolina 1990s) RW: Jaromir Jagr (Pittsburgh 2000s) LD: Paul Coffey (Edmonton 1980s) RD: Tyson Barrie (Edmonton 2020s) G: Brian Elliott (St. Louis 2010s) Can you beat it? 👉 nhl82.ca

🏒 NHL 82-0 Record: 71-11 LW: Brian Propp (Philadelphia 1980s) C: John Tavares (NY Islanders 2010s) RW: Mike Bossy (NY Islanders 1970s) LD: Chris Pronger (St. Louis 2000s) RD: Aaron Ekblad (Florida 2020s) G: Byron Dafoe (LA Kings 1990s) Can you beat it? 👉 nhl82.ca

🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 Merry Pridemas to all, and to all a good Pride 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️

The people cry out for Jarnathan

Going through some old photos and shout out to the guys I spotted wearing KC Blades sweaters at Avs / Caps in 2022.

TBANPSB

cte's going to kill two entire generations of nhlers and the league will still claim there's no link between fighting in hockey and deaths by suicide

Something I found interesting looking through the Avs draft history... Nathan MacKinnon will hit 1,000 games next season provided he stays healthy... Kevin Shattenkirk did not hit 1,000 games played.

Had a lovely nap / snuggle with one of my cats over my lunch hour. it is a shame I had to get up and return to the office.

House beats are literally the only thing giving me life today

Swept by the worst possible combination of teams. Brb vomiting.

Last time the Avs had won a playoff series at home: 2008 against Minnesota. Last time the Avs got swept in the playoffs: 2008 against Detroit.

Absolutely embarrassing series. Thank fucking christ we don't have to be subjected to any more of this.

Absolute horse shit from this officiating crew

Would be hilarious to pull a reverse sweep and then sweep the final to tie their record from the 2022 run with only four losses.

Alright... Let's get this over with

Rearranging deck chairs on the Titanic

Good morning

Ordered a single pair of shoes from DC on Friday and got an email this morning that my order has partially shipped. While I am sure nothing is actually awry, I can't get the notion of each shoe being shipped individually out of my head.

G #79 being seen in a Free Alberta shirt tracks so hard

Absolutely insane no call there on that Montreal breakout

You ever watch your team get their shit rocked so devastatingly hard on a Sunday night just to wake up the next morning - a holiday - at 6am and find yourself unable to fall back asleep on this morning of all mornings?

It's been a really shitty week to be an Avs fan. I'm thankful this core did win a Cup, though, because you look around the league and there are a few teams that have competed right along with them over the last 5-10 years and have just about fuck all to show for it.

What debuff got applied to the Avs between series that absolutely tanked their constitution? Where is the team that shook off a bad game 3 loss to Minnesota, stole one on the road and then recovered from a 3-0 deficit in game 5? It's like a switched flipped.