God, what a freaking masterpiece #TCMParty

After I announced my retirement last week, many people said “I’m so excited to see what you’ll do next!” as if I’m not going to crawl into my bed and stream IMDb’s list of “1,000 Movies to Watch Before You Die.” #TCMParty

No Country For Old Men is my favorite modern American film. #TCMParty

“Everything happens for a Reese’s” might be the greatest tag line ever written

If you asked me What do Lone Star, NCFOM, and Blood Simple have in common?, I’d answer AMAZING MOVIES. The last thing I’d say is TEXAS. #TCMParty

I always take solace that Stevie had a fun day beforehand. #Sabotage #TCMParty

Oh, Emmy, you’re not gonna really try and whitesplain to Lake, are you? #SouthernHospitality

It’s called “Talking to a Man Who Likes Talking.”

A movie couple who would definitely have a podcast.

Where are the sanctions against the US?!

Happy Ben-Hur Day, #TCMParty! This is your seasonal reminder that the 1925 original is vastly superior to the remake.

STOP ERASING WOMEN'S ACHIEVEMENTS. DAWN STALEY AND THE SOUTH CAROLINA GAMECOCKS SHOWED RESILIENCE AND EXCELLENCE ON THE COURT LAST NIGHT. INSTEAD OF FOCUSING ON A MAN'S MELTDOWN, CELEBRATE BLACK WOMEN LEADING AND WINNING. #NCAAWBB #SOUTHCAROLINA

That was fun. #TCMParty

No offense, George Brent fans, but I hope you all got your fill, because after today I don’t ever want to see his face again. Except as Buck Cantrell. #TCMParty #SOTM #TooMuchGeorgeBrent

What the fuck? I just assumed NetFlix would drop the whole MLB season at once so we could binge it.

And so many, too!

ENOUGH WITH THE LOSERS

I don’t remember this happening in 2023. Did Mike Trout get a consolation prize and a pep talk?

White men congratulating white men.

Venezuela

Pretending like you are going to war instead of a baseball tournament and then losing at baseball is super funny

You hate to drop game 1, but I was proud of the way our guys fought and I still like our chances. - Mark DeRosa postgame

I’m sure I’ve been as happy as I am now, but I don’t remember it, even in 2023. VAMOS

“AND A DEAD WIFE, HARRY” #TCMParty

I used to enjoy The Bad and the Beautiful, but now I just loathe it. #TCMParty

To Venezuela and Italy: I don’t care who wins tomorrow, but please leave enough in the tank to take down the home team on Tuesday. Please.

The Oscars or the WBC? The Oscars? Or the WBC?

Ok, so NOW I want a DR vs. Italy final just for the rizzmaxxing #WBC

STIR THE TEA, JAPAN

THIS GAME

My worlds are going to collide tomorrow night at 8:00 P.M. #WBC #Semifinals #DominicanRepublic #Oscars #Sinners #MichaelBJordan

THE TRAIN is a perfect movie. #Frankenheimer #TCMParty

Realizing I haven’t seen the original theatrical release in a long time. No wonder this is moving at a pace. #ApocalypseNow #TCMParty

ngl the Final I want to see is DR vs. Japan #WBC

Shun Sato at the Tokyo Dome watching Team Samurai beat South Korea is some serious Worlds Colliding in my universe.

Did Nikita just SIX SEVEN his PCs? #WorldFigure

This game is a blast. Welcome back WBC!

I don’t care who’s hosting, I’m never watching SNL in real time ever again

SQUANDERING THE TALENT THAT IS CONNOR STORRIE

Biggest audience of the year, and worst skits I’ve ever seen.

I WANT THE TEA! WHAT 0.1 IS HE TALKING ABOUT?!

The build-up to Paula’s big speech is second only to Catherine’s walk up the stairs while Morris is banging on the door. #Gaslight #TCMParty

I want to watch him go WITH GLORY IN MY HEART #Gaslight #TCMParty

I have discovered that TCM is showing "Gaslight" opposite the SotU and I: 1) appreciate their trolling, and 2) am absolutely going to watch that instead.

Happy Yamamoto’s First Strike Out for those who celebrate

Happy Spring Training!

In my lifetime, I have yet to sit through the entirety of Lawrence of Arabia. #TCMParty #Epicpalooza