The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing MAGA he isn't masquerading as Trump

Ratings gold

Almost correct. I believe his followers will ALWAYS believe he is/was the second coming of Christ

Literally the dawn of a new day

Should go without saying

If you’re ever wondering if something will happen in America, just ask yourself “Will this make rich people even richer?” If the answer is no, then that thing will not happen.

I could see him doing something with Human Services

#a11y alt text:

Understressed distinction: "Keep in mind, we are not agreeing with them, they are now agreeing with us."

Bottom line it for me, Mike...

You have to submit an invoice. George's tax guy insists

Ongoing assessment:

Actually I haven't for quite awhile

Even yet another Top 10 sign

There's always a tweet

Yet another Top 10 sign

Isn't that the plot to The Running Man?

Another Top 10 sign

Wake up, babe, the least subtle visual metaphor in history just dropped

Top 10 sign

Don't forget to return your inflatable costumes by noon today or George Soros doesn't get his deposit back

Oops

AWOOOO!!!

Looks like they resized this by dragging the top edge down instead of dragging a corner

Portland: inflatable frogs, sharks, and unicorns Chicago: inflatable camo

Available now at the Spirit Halloween store that opened in the former Tesla dealership

Why wait? It's been rotten forever

...or anything, for that matter

*Other* people sure learn from our history though

From Just Jack: The difference between Canada and the US.

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Every time he opens his mouth he agitates and irritates crowds

Way past time

It's like people who get arrested, and their singular crime is resisting arrest.

I've never touristed like that. Is it fun?