Over/under before this actually happens?

How did they get sick? They drank RAW MILK! Now please send me my $3k consulting fee.

Why don't we just start putting beat up cars and trucks up on cinder blocks on the WH lawn now?

Rediscovered this one going through some older photos I've taken. Spotted this jewel during the summer of 2003.

#TheIncredibleBulk is real?? #Rifftrax

"He's landed just short of the green." #MST3K #Mitchell

"Can you let people know that I'm withdrawing from the Freedom 250 concert?"

Wow! Both crafting a new intro AND so much railing kill potential in this video! #Rifftrax #MST3K

Not many people know that Hezbollah operates out of a strip mall in Palm Beach. They're in the Yellow Pages.

Wonder if the administration sources were the same people who said a peace agreement with Iran was 95% complete.

Speaking of crush, what he did to Derby County FC of the EFL Championship league while he was the team owner is a worthwhile read. He absolutely did not turn them into an economic powerhouse.

Pride was born as a riot, and has always been an act of defiance. During my life, I survived an internment camp. I came out at 68. I've watched rights get won and now watch them being rolled back. Yet I'm still here, still proud, and still holding Brad's hand.

The energy I bring to social gatherings, if you’re lucky

Had to send my dog over the Rainbow Bridge today. The theme for the first half of this year has been “loss.” Can I tapout from the second half, please?

Breaking: The Sonia Van Kügel Tuba Band has withdrawn from the Freedom 250 State Fair concert.

Breaking: Rick from “Pod People” has withdrawn from Freedom 250 state fair concert. #MST3K #IdiotControlNow

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Temu Nosferatu think he has a sense of humor.

BREAKING: The Band That Played California Lady will no longer be playing at the 250 Festival www.youtube.com/watch?v=4CZe...

Breaking: The Band that Played California Lady has withdrawn from Freedom 250 state fair concert. #MST3K #TrackOfTheMoonBeast

The Fontanelles would like it to be known they’ll be too busy drinking pig liquor to perform at the Freedom 250 Concert. #MST3K

Also pulling out of Trump's jamboree:

The Del-Aires would like it to be known that they'll be too busy doing the Zombie Stomp to perform at the Freedom 250 Concert. #MST3K #HorrorOfPartyBeach

And he did it without resorting to using a Rattenlinien.

So close to tic-tac-toe. Let's go C and/or C.

Me standing in the corner of @rifftrax.com HQ, watching them film #MST3K like

Change the word "love" to "lunch" in the title or lyric of a song. Can You Feel the Lunch Tonight by Elton John youtu.be/KjgWWjkNbhU?...

Aw, man. RIP Bob Horner! It's been a rough year for Braves fans: Ted Turner, Bobby Cox, now him. Someone check on Dale Murphy, please!

Person, Woman, Man, Camera, TV

The Captain AND Tennille? In THIS economy?!

Not long ago I skeeted about the US Navy contacting me about a cousin who went MIA during WWII. This is him: Lt(jg) George Zachman, a naval aviator who disappeared during combat operations off Okinawa, 22 April 1945. He was 23 years old. #MemorialDay2026

I missed the match, but apparently it was Harry Kane vs Stuttgart in the Pokal Cup final today.

Dewey almost defeats Truman

This may be one of the warning signs of the impending Apocalypse.

His tee time conflicts with the wedding.

Maybe someone thought, "If we embalm him now, it'll save us time later."

So now, The Late Show with Stephen Colbert will not be broadcast into a single American home, making it no different than The CBS Evening News with Tony Dokoupil.

Yesterday I watched part of the SEC baseball tournament game between Tennessee and Arkansas. As usual, promotional ads for both schools were played during commercial breaks. Very disappointed that Arkansas' ad never once made reference to their Boggy Creek Studies program. #MST3K #BoggyCreek2

Tonight, watch Stephen Colbert's last show, and then cancel your Paramount Plus subscription - if you still have one.

What do you want from them? They're evil...EVIL!! #MST3K #TheMads

If IKEA served breakfast.

I think Special Patrol Group is a stupid name for a pickup truck! #TheYoungOnes

This is Cooper. He just came across a new painting in the house that caught his eye. Doesn’t want to come off as conceited, but the resemblance is uncanny. 13/10 (IG: cooper.minidachs)

Pick a Bond from the photos you already have on your phone #Rifftrax #Norman

I've noticed a recurring theme in the #Rifftrax #Telezonia short features. #TakeYourFingerOut

More fun with logo generators. #MST3K #BeastOfYuccaFlats #ColemanFrancis