I think something demure and understated for my Rapture outfit. Don't wanna show up to Heaven looking all ungapatchket.

If it's good enough for Susan Sullivan, it's good enough for me. #TylenolForever!

Mabon Blessings! My favorite time of year. I just adore citrines, too.

Does the equinox affect moods? Because I am off my fucking rocker today.

Will and Grace but for Jack and Karen only.

Fave 10 TV comedies: The Golden Girls Sex and the City Murphy Brown Absolutely Fabulous 30 Rock Veep Keeping Up Appearances Bob's Burgers Hmmmmm.....Coupling? I Love Lucy?

There's a lady in my neighborhood who waacks while Prancercizing. #werkmama

That final leg by Sha'Carri! #4x100M #WorldAthletics

The decathlon guys are just so hot. Hi, Ayden Owens-Delerme, call me? 😍 #WorldAthletics

It is utterly thrilling when someone blows past the leader in the homestretch. First Cole Hocker in the 5000M and then Botswana in the 4x400, bravo gents. #WorldAthletics

Yuck, 3 Russians will be competing in figure skating at the Olympics. Time to eat grandpa's regurgitated heart medication, kids. 🙄 #ChineseNebelhorn #MilanoCortina2026

That fakakta messy bullshit they use to package goat cheese.

I was able to watch a week-long athletic competition held in Asia without being spoiled, go me! Sometimes the internet is a good thing. 🙂 #WorldAthletics

I friggin' love Sha'Carri Richardson. That last leg was just amazing. Also, TT Terry, who is always reliable and steady in a relay. Well done, ladies!

Brava, Anna Hall! 🥇 So nice to see after last year's Olympic disappointment. #WorldAthletics

The audiobook narrator of Pochna's Christian Dior bio gives every quoted American some weird ass accent that's 1/2 Brooklyn-eese, 1/2 Appalachian hillbilly. I can assure you, Bettina Ballard was neither.

Both the 4x100 AND 4x400 Men's relay heats were shitshows for a few teams. The gents really need to practice passing the baton. #WorldAthletics

This weekend's gay 🏳️‍🌈 sports roundup: World Athletics Championships 🏃‍♀️ in Tokyo, Laver Cup tennis 🎾 in San Francisco, and the Olympic figure skating qualifying event ⛸️ in Beijing, technically called Skate to Milano but aka #ChineseNebelhorn.

Cornwell's The Warlord Chronicles.

(*In Dick Button voice:) Shades of the Kauffmans!

Me, whenever I watch TCM. Especially Bette Davis movies. #TCMParty

Watching World Athletics Championships unspoiled. That is some amazing lineup for the Women's 100M. 🏃‍♀️ #WorldAthletics #Tokyo2025

Cat squared 🟧 #Caturday

5 Favorite Golden Girls episodes: A Little Romance It's a Miserable Life Isn't It Romantic? Ladies of the Evening Scared Straight But there are so many more!

GGs are such a huge part of my life. I watched the original broadcasts in my Nana's living room and 30+ years later, I'd bring the DVDs when I visited her in the nursing home. When the dementia made her upset, we'd watch them on my laptop & it was 1985 all over again. ❤️ #TYFBAF

This weekend's gay sports schedule: World Athletics Championships in Tokyo 🏃, Davis Cup qualifiers in Delray Beach 🎾, and Lombardia Trophy in Bergamo ⛸️!

So lovely. A real artist. Bless Satoko's rotational ability because those jumps never did get much air.

Must have been spontaneous combustion, right @darthbluesky.bsky.social?

Darn tootin'. Tap it, Annie!

Time to catch up on Abbott Elementary S4. Janelle James cracks me the heck up.

Thank goodness an Olympic figure skating season is underway. I need something to look forward to these days.

The upcoming World Athletic Championships are in Japan, so I gotta figure out my wake up and watch unspoiled viewing schedule.

Depression can't stop me from looking my best

The asshole is spoiling my favorite final of my second favorite sport. I hate everything.

Anyone got a time machine? I'm in the mood to go to Sound Factory and dance my face off.

If you see this, repost with a vampire that is not Dracula

It's truly amazing how cutting out processed food makes every BM feel like a trip to the chiropractor. 🥕🥒🥬🥦🥑

Mrs. Kennedy is *spinning*.

So sweet. ❤️ Although some of those donkeys need a wash and blow out.

Fare thee well, ma'am.

Farewell, signore. #GiorgioArmani

Alcatraz vs Djokovic during the day tomorrow sorta blows. #USOpen

"She ate the bat in Wuhan." DYING! 😆 #TheRunthrough

2pm announcement? She's making a run for Milano-Cortina 2026. 🤞

I have to work in our YA department starting today. God help me.

Had a decent workout, now I'm hopped up on iced coffee and ready to scrub the bathroom. And it's only 2:20pm. #LaborDay

A cover band played in the town square last night. They were dreadful, but their early 90s song selection warmed my Gen X heart. #James #BetterThanEzra #GinBlossoms #DMB

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