Is he saying tanz-schwein? Dance pig? (I hope so) 🐷 #Austria #eurovision

Cool! The Emperor from Star Wars is on stage with Romania! #eurovision

Gordo from For All Mankind (Seasons 1-3) #Norway #eurovision

Nice of Mr Dissolution to represent Lithuania! #eurovision

Aww the breastplate has a belly-button! Nice touch, Poland! #eurovision

I hope she doesn’t wipe her bum with her left hand. That would be painful. #poland #eurovision

I can’t tell if there are a million loose hairs flying from the violin bow, or the violinist’s hair has gone wild? #finland #eurovision

I’m liking Moldova’s entry, but the camerawork has given me motion sickness 🤢 #eurovision

The Miserable. #France #eurovision #boycotteurovision

I wish the UK guy had had the Teletubbies as backup dancers 😞 #eurovision

1980’s fantasy novel cover come to life #Croatia #eurovision

Gotta admit I’m liking Bulgaria’s entry this year #eurovision

Nice to see some happy clowns for a change #Bulgaria #eurovision #stuffofnightmares

Go Maltese Pedro Pascal! #eurovision #malta

Serbia has two beaks on his shoulders #eurovision

10 pwa to Ukraine for eyeliner skills #eurovision

Greece is my fave so far! 10/10 #eurovision

Merry annual renewal of the calendar bitches!

FFS Eurovision

I thought that was Tenacious D just then. #Eurovision

#HappyToast #Eurovision #Drawalong Albania and I can now actually drink

Omg yesss!!!

I think some tar fell on their heads #sanmarino #Eurovision

He’s singing about a chewing statue. #SanMarino #Eurovision

France’s cautionary tale about falling into a grain silo. #Eurovision

She’s singing about how her neighbours’s cat keeps shitting in her kids’ sandpit. #France #Eurovision

That’s a lot of dandruff on the floor #france #eurovision

They’re singing about maintaining an official policy of neutrality while allowing the Wehrmacht to use their railways. #Sweden #Eurovision

Monty Python meets Eurovision #sweden

There will be some very busy chiropractors in Denmark after this performance! #Eurovision

There’s a lot of ghosts in Denmarks song!! #Eurovision

Can’t believe they changed it to “Servjng Chuff”. #Malta #Eurovision

She’s singing about maintaining a position of armed neutrality. #Switzerland #Eurovision

#HappyToast #Eurovision #Drawalong raaaargh Armenia

This is some John Lewis Christmas ad bait. Makes me want to buy white crockery. #eurovision #switzerland

Armenia's entry sounds like it should be a theme tune or walk-on music at the wrestling. #Eurovision

He looks like he survived looking for the loos in Spoons #Eurovision

Sorry Armenia, I can’t with those lyrics 🙉 #Eurovision

The top says “party”. The legs say “bin day”. #Armenia #Eurovision

Armenian Peter Andre? #Eurovision

Is this a song about collecting a big chunk of volcanic rock? #Eurovision #greece

So far my votes are going to Austria, Latvia and Italy #Eurovision

Jawohl Germany - das ist einen banger, ja #Eurovision

Looks like she’s inhaling the ocean into her anus. #Poland #Eurovision

Italy sending us Zitti Stardust #eurovision

This shoulder pads could give you a black eye, Italy! #Eurovision

It’s like Freud said “Sometimes a piano is just a piano” #Eurovision #Italy

Italy is like a young Peter Gabriel and I’m here for it #Eurovision

Yessss Italy!!! 🇮🇹 Legends!

I thought this was going to be the one where someone was wearing a nappy 😞 #Eurovision