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I ate this, plus 4 combo burritos for lunch when I was out with a colleague. I was 50. (TB's consistency is awful. Some locations barely fill the shells.)

It feels like Ds latch to charisma and ignore the Peter Principle. Let Pete build coalitions, let AOC be an attack dog. Let Doug Jones and Sally Yates rebuild DOJ and reform SCOTUS. Announce your plan and cabinet ahead of time. Let people vote on your vision.

SNL still has the juice www.youtube.com/watch?v=7N68...

My MAGA aunt once told me that we don't have racism any longer in the US, cited the Civil Rights Act as demonstrable evidence. Anything else was just a vibe.

Lot of people blaming social media for making people think the economy is worse than it is seem to be influenced by cherry-picked stats on social media saying it isn't.

Stencil stans are like musk stans in many ways

"Quit yer bitchin'. It's not like you lost *both* legs." This guy takes a lot of undeserved shit, and then bangs this drum like a one-trick pony. Makes it tough to stand up for him when he's right.

True. But until we stop letting them babysit, refuse to hire them to work on houses or cars, stop going to lunch with them, and quit inviting them to parties, they'll just brush it off as a diff of opinion. Shun them. In all ways.

Annual revenues for a Chick-fil-a are about $9mm. In trump's defense tho, his company closed on both Saturday AND Sunday

Reminder that state SCs are statewide elections. Districts don't matter.

There's a group here in GA who still flies the 1950s GA flag (with stars and bars) because it [wink] celebrates heritage. The south is a hot-bed of racial violence, veiled in allegory, and illustrated by symbols. That "symbolism" - in this case - escalated to include shotguns.

Half from healthcare and social assistance for an aging population. What are we doing here?

I can haz cheezberger?

Feels like data centers are akin to stadium deals: tax abatements and local dollars for inefficient land use and a few, low-paying jobs. Socialize the expense, privatize the profits.

Looking up the status of a soccer tournament in Cbus, I came across the all-America list from 1985: - John Harkes (USMNT) - played with one (namesake of the tourney I looked up) - played against 3 others - one is the guy whose spot i filled when he was removed from my college team

Elon Musk really is Glass Onion

"There's a security breach at Los Pantalones."

The C will only be used while he's in office. After that we'll send carriers, destroyers, and one of those "trump-ass battleships"

The number of men I know who think graffiti = dangerous is astounding.

🚨BREAKING: Virginia court REJECTS Republican lawsuit in challenging the legislature’s authority to alter the 2021 congressional map. A HUGE victory for our client the DCCC and the voters of Virginia. Another defeat for the GOP. www.democracydocket.com/cases/virgin...

Hush little Donnie don’t make a scene Kash is gonna bring you an underaged teen

me: dating is hard also, me: hey want to play barbies bc you can be ken and i’ll be the box you come in

I wonder how the Tigers are doi...

just saw someone call Kash Patel “J Edgar Boozer” and need to lie down

We've lost this kind of societal wisdom

Mike Luckovich, Atlanta Journal Constitution

The FBI Director, the DC US Attorney, and the Secretary of Defense walk into a bar. Apparently like every day.

Pete Hegseth Nailed It. No Really. talkingpointsmemo.com/edblog/pete-...

No www.ishormuzopenyet.com

I spent a week canoeing some of these lakes. You really can't imagine a more beautiful and serene setting. Project 2025 said he was going to do this, but eggs were apparently too high...

Seriously though: What is the point of subsidizing the cultivation of expertise if all the experts are allowed to do is reflect the unschooled views already held by the general public?

"Doordash Grandma" is a Bluegrass band based in Lexington, Ky..."

The Pope being "weak on crime" kind of feels like the job description of the leader of a religion built on repentance and the forgiveness of sin

We're all mush-brained now

It's been more than 15 years, but I remember having a conversation with a rapture-pilled guy about the politics of Jesus and he turned to me - with no small amount of venom - to proclaim "Jesus wasn't a pussy!"

a big, huge difference between trump I and trump II is that trump I cabinet officials and spokespeople and mike pence all occasionally behaved like they had actual jobs

Does CPI include health insurance? No, the Consumer Price Index (CPI) does not directly include health insurance premiums. Reason for exclusion Health insurance premiums are considered a form of contract and not a direct out-of-pocket expense for goods or services.

"Ladies, welcome to Babushka Club. The first rule of Babushka Club is: You do not talk about Babushka Club. The second rule of Babushka Club is: You DO NOT talk about Babushka Club."

NEWS: For the third time in five years, the Denver Pioneers are national champions. With it, DU has further cemented itself as the pre-eminent men’s hockey program in the nation with its record-extending 11th national title.

Screaming

Do not watch Sesame Street on Tubi with the subtitles on 😭. I swear, I didn't edit or add anything. Is it hilarious? Yes, but also, they need to fix this immediately. Absolutely incomprehensible and bad

Whatever happened to Gloria Gaynor?

I don't know how to explain to the people who pop up when creatives complain about "AI" to say there are legit uses for it just how much they sound like someone saying "Well actually fire is used to make bread" when people are talking about an organized arson ring burning down their fucking houses

Dirty Vancing Hungry-eyed himbo JD is having the time of his life, moving like the wind from one right-wing roadhouse to another. But he's been like a ghost telling Trump that joining Israel in Iran could be point break for his administration. Nobody puts Bibi in a corner. by Maureen Dowd

This is my most useful skill as a parent, and it's not even close. I could summon my children (and their friends) from 1/4 mile at least...

Evergreen skeet...

“Reports”??? He’s got access to the best intelligence in the world. He doesn’t know?

My baker is a pedo, but he makes the BEST blueberry muffins