Of all Presidementia's prior State-of-the-Unions I've not watched in the past, tonight's State-of-the-Union is the State-of-the-Union I'm not watching the most. 🍊🚫

Some thoughts before the President's speech tonight.

He’s going to announce Iran strikes during SOTU, isn’t he

MAGA, yall good with mass domestic surveillance and autonomous weapons with no humans in the OODA loop?

Anthropic: hey we love that you want to use our model, just don’t use it to spy on US citizens at random, and don’t let machines kill people without human intervention Pete Hegseth: fuck you

kleptocrats gotta klept

Katyal: "I was able to go to court - the son of immigrants-- & say on behalf of small businesses, 'Hey, this president is acting illegally.' I was able to present my case, have them ask really hard questions, & at the end of it they voted & we won. That is something extraordinary about this country"

Trump says he’s signing an executive order to implement a 10% global tariff after his Supreme Court loss. Doubling down on stupid. Typical.

Sweden, France, and Germany have all called for their citizens to leave Iran immediately. Markets are closed now, so if I’m guessing… strike window any time between now and March 7. I would anticipate sooner than later, but who knows what Trump will do.

Pritzker demands a $1,700 refund per family for the people of Illinois after Trump's tariffs were ruled unconstitutional. Dems, pay attention. This is your midterms message.

I believe in giving credit where it’s due. Hang the entire Gorsuch concurrence in the Louvre. Master class in telling your colleagues they’ve lost their fucking minds.

A woman without a political opinion is comfortable only because other women before her fought, bled, and spoke-while she quietly enjoys the shelter and pretends the storm isn't hers.

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How utterly embarrassing. It’s not the pilot’s job to remember cosplay Barbie’s blankie.

The House GOP will do literally anything to avoid investigating what looks to be the largest pedo ring on the planet. Now they want to probe Bad Bunny’s Super Bowl appearance. Complicit clowns.

262 Days until the Midterms 💙🌊🇺🇸 Obama says US 'less safe' after Trump erases power to fight climate change www.usatoday.com/story/news/p...

Watching the administration try to tweet their way through this Epstein fallout is really something. Wise man once said: if you find yourself in a hole, stop digging.

“FBI concluded Epstein wasn’t running a sex trafficking ring for powerful men” Bondi and Patel should both resign. Today. What a fucking disgrace. apnews.com/article/jeff...

Bring back firing squads for anyone involved. Don’t care who.

This kind of smart, walkable, mixed-use urbanism is illegal to build in most American cities.

Fact , Trump has made more money this year as president than he has his entire life. And technically , he should not be making a dime. Other than his presidential salary.

Donald Trump won this district in Louisiana by 13 points in 2024. The Democrat just crushed a Republican extremist in this district by 24 points. Folks, that’s a 37 point swing to the left. We can compete everywhere and win anywhere. Let’s keep this up!

Ms Thompson won the Leander, Texas mayoral race FLIPPING it blue. Congress Ms. Thompson.

I wrote about Tulsi Gabbard and her endless pro-Trump sycophantic U-turns on the 2020 election, on Iran, and on Venezuela.

I would be laughed out of the writers’ room if I pitched this. Measles exposure at a March for Life rally. www.npr.org/2026/02/08/n...

Good. Hiding the names of people asking for 10 year old girls is fucking disgusting.

If we could desalinate the tears over Bad Bunny, we could refill Lakes Mead and Powell. Bunch of damn crybaby ass snowflakes

The funny thing about that show? Not a word of it was in English, but it was one of the more patriotic halftime shows I’ve seen. “The only thing more powerful than hate is love” “Together, we are America”

I think that’s the right move. Bezos seems desperate to cripple the Post for whatever reason. Obviously, I don’t know if the layoffs were Bezos or Lewis’ idea, but either way, Bezos should sell the paper to someone who will give a shit about it.

Seems like the European abusers are in the Finding Out stage, but not the Americans.

May I share far and wide?

If you haven't heard the next date yet. #NoKings3 ❌️👑3️⃣

No joke: I got angry hate mail today for writing an obituary of a Black woman scientist—because the person felt she did didn’t deserve the recognition. Which just makes me want to share it again: www.nature.com/articles/d41...

Yes, FBI? I’m calling to report a murder.

USAID fraud - no arrests Medicare fraud - no arrests Social security fraud - no arrests Election fraud - no arrests If MAGA didn’t have the collective IQ of a moldy peanut butter sandwich, they’d realize they were being scammed by now.

Lmao, imagine getting your ass kicked by a group of teenagers — in a fight you started — and then going to jail for it 🤣🤣🤣

I’m betting Comer will suddenly lose interest in this hearing.

Even if you do usually vote Republican, most of us can agree at this point that the administration has gone way, way too far.

ABSOFUCKINGLUTELY 💯%........

"For anyone who is alive in the United States today, this is the most dangerous moment to democracy we've ever seen." -George Conway @gtconway.bsky.social