Describe your Bluesky account with a single image.

✨Squad goals✨

I watch Star Trek for the deeply cerebral storytelling…

My aesthetic is Kenny from Don’t Tell Mom The Babysitter’s Dead.

Hey if anyone wonders why I stopped talking please just know that everything I say or do is somehow STILL under scrutiny from people that are supposed to love me, so.

Me, after posting something edgy.

Hey Bluesky, I adopted a dog from a client and named her Tendi! #lowerdecks

123 Pleasant St. in Morgantown 🥰

on my way to bluesky to post something important

THIS WAS ONE OF THE BEST FKN SHOWS EVERRRRR: 2.) La Dispute 1.) MCR* (they saved my life don’t @me).

I haven’t been the same since that concert. Seeing La Dispute tonight. I probably will be insufferable after.

Me, trying to convince myself that I’m not depressed, I just need to scream the lyrics to the song that literally saved my life in a stadium with 30,000 other people again;

I understand the people who just up and vanish without a trace now.

#Entourage #HBO

Tag: Where was the show? Me: Philafuckingdelphia.

I think a large contributing factor to my madness regarding the abuse I endured at the hands of admin is that not one veteran teacher said, “Why don’t you just file a grievance with the union?” I didn’t even know I could. Now I can’t.

Person: “Oh hey, how are you?!” Me: 🫥 Idk how to answer that question bc of all the chaos inside my head but the answer is usually almost always, “ExHAUSted.”

You know, I might have been willing to accept that he wasn't actively part of the child sex trafficking until he wouldn't shut up about not being part of the child sex trafficking.

It’s Brittany, bitch. It’s just me vs. the entire corrupt county school system. Buckle THE FUCK UP.

When are people gonna realize our generation’s true name? Willennials.

Just realized I haven’t talked about my mixtape at all on Bluesky— I just feel uncomfortable promoting things on here. But I made a mixtape in a week behind my label’s back. No budget, no promo, all me.. And I feel amazing! ‘MY FACE HURTS FROM SMILING’ - out now! lizzo.lnk.to/MFHFS

The ICE camps are concentration camps. They should be called concentration camps. It is, of course, important to distinguish between concentration camps and death camps, but also, I am not sure we will know when or if we undergo the transition from concentration camps into death camps.

we gotta bring back the shame of selling out

Found a really good one in my Notes app

Me: Creed is doing a Summer of ‘99 Tour! Finally I have adult money and can do what I wanted to when I didn’t! Everyone in my life: lol ok loser gfy kys

You may be mentally ill, but you’ll never be a blonde baddie who isn’t prioritized by anybody especially on the day she found out she was approved for an ESA her husband doesn’t think she can take care of (🙄) and who lost her vape in a parking lot on the one day she didn’t secure it to herself. 🙃🪦🪦

BREAKING: The DOJ just dropped 10 hours of Epstein footage, claiming it proves he “killed himself.” But somehow, like clockwork, exactly one minute is missing. 11:58:59 PM to 11:59:59 PM. Gone. That’s the minute before the cameras “caught” him alone and dead. I’m sure it’s nothing

Our wedding vows 🥹🥹🥹

Elon Musk created a new political party just by saying so. That’s it. Nothing’s real anymore.

Post a cartoon TV series you love

Who’s afraid of little ol’ me? You should be.

got my tanning pool all blown up and filled with water time to get obscenely high and hang out in 7" of water in the sun

Not Dr. Troy 💔 #niptuck

‘Morning…Mourning 🌺💔💙🇺🇸🇺🇸💔

If it looks like a duck and walks like a duck, it’s probably a fkn nazi.

I’m from before the internet 💋

this is what i mean when i say im baby girl

When I die, I INSIST my urn read, “Here lies Brittany, the baddest bitch who ever lived.”

Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif (I won’t use Scream).

Funny guy

Notice how when my client canceled last minute I didn’t throw a bitch fit because I realize when people are going through something and it’s not personal. Very cutesy, very demure, very compassionate, very selfless.

I understood every word you just said.

New @letterboxd.social theme: Kooky Culty 🥰

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#draftmagafirst #youvotedforthisshit #impeachtrump #arrestthepresident #illegalwar #nowarbutclasswar