I says to Cedric, I says "today son, we live as bums. for today, we will have birthday cake for breakfast"

"Could a depressed person do This?" *squirts store bought honey butter directly from the bottle into my mouth*

"Last time on Janeway's Bizarre Adventure: Janeway's got her way to the Unicomplex to beat the Borg Queen with her stand 'Warp Salamander'. And now, the conclusion..." I'm sorry, I'm having a fun time drawing shitpost lol #startrek #startrekvoyager #jjba #jojosbizarreadventure

On her way to beat the Borg Queen with the power of caffeine, I call it Janeway's Bizarre Adventure #startrek #startrekvoyager #kathrynjaneway #jjba

State of Play on my birthday focused on games being developed in Japan, the place of my birth, weird

I’m no political strategist or anything, but I feel like a bunch of people willing to use starving children as bargaining chips probably won’t honor any promises you make with them.

It’s getting cold out, and you know what THAT means? Time to start judging these folks who don’t put a coat on that baby, or shoes on its feet.

She blamed Nancy’s own party for the attack that nearly killed her husband. I ain’t forget this, Marge…

Rest now sister. We have the kente. I'll see you in Wakanda.

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Y’all really don’t get how Black women be in the TRENCHES outchea. Like, after last night, the first women mayors were elected in Albany, Detroit, and Syracuse. And every one of them is Black.

Can’t wait to see what wrong lesson the Democratic Party learns from this. I think it will be something about social media.

Okay let's sacrifice another war criminal to see if we get another reward or treat

There's gonna be so many capital letters coming out of the White house tomorrow

very uncharacteristically based of Nintendo to release a trailer titled "Survive" on the day Dick Cheney croaks, may he rest in piss 🙏

so we're all agreed? he's going DIRECTLY to hell? non-stop express fast pass hell? do not pass "Go", do not collect $200 hell?

No matter how much I curate my online experience to never have to see stupid conservatives and their stupid opinions, still fully like 50% of social media is people shadowboxing with invented, imaginary conservatives. But do people know that you can just like. Not do that.

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Happy Halloween from Star Trek and the haunted horny candle that makes you have sex with the ghost who had sex with your grandmother

“Do you really expect Mamdani to get everything he’s promising done?” No. I’m sure a lot of what I want won’t happen. But I’m ready for someone who’s willing to actually fucking try rather than tell everyone why trying is pointless and must be saved for an undefined later moment

going to the vet and the techs saying "oh! I remember YOU!" to Ceddy is supposed to be a good thing, right?

To say that the majority of Trek fans are right wing and that women don’t *really* like it is something that only a real trek fan would know that only a fake Trek fan would say

I was gonna get up, early vote, get breakfast, maybe a smoothie, make a whole morning of it before I start working but it's above 70 degrees outside right now, and I can tolerate none of those things. that's positively tropical, why are we meant to suffer so? 😩 but I'm still getting breakfy tho

me: "I'm playing Digimon Story: Time Stranger for The Plot" The Plot:

me: "I'm playing Digimon Story: Time Stranger for The Plot" The Plot:

I've been enjoying the shit out of Digimon Story Colon Time Stranger. The nostalgia is hittin, and the setting and story is stylish and nicely paced but whyyy are all these characters calling my outfit "weird" and "strange"? As if I don't got that shit ON??? Simply unbelievable, these hoes jealous

"Maybe it's finally time for me to grow up and stop playing Pokémon... I'll play a more mature and polished game instead, like Digimon" -an actual thing I said at dinner last night

Shoutout to the husky voiced women of the world. Like making sweet love to a tenor saxophone when you rub her the right way.

Spiderman

"You make the best of it all and hope you can help make it a little better for the gurl after you." - Miss Major, 2023 💔

"Remove me from this email chain" is the most entitled, immature thing to say in a professional email. If I included you, that means errbody gonna catch that smoke til I get what I need. If it truly doesn't involve you, thennn just ignore it? Or delete it? Or send the email police after me?? Idgaf ✌️

We saw you from across the bar and we really dig your vibe.

WATCH: ‘Portland Frog’ pepper balled by ICE agents

I was decision paralyzed, between Ghost of Yotei, Digimon Story: Time Stranger, Final Fantasy Tactics remastered... so MANY new games I want, and they're all so EXPENSIVE 😵‍💫 Huge shout out to Cedric and his surprise $600 vet bill for clearing that right the fuck up for me 😭

texting me the next night cause you're HUNGRY for a repeat of our bomb ass hookup from the night before 👍👍👍👍👍 CALLING me on my phone at 7 in the AM for a repeat of our awkward, rizzless hookup from last week? 🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩

Makin our way to finale driving fast faces pass credits bound twitch.tv/dovah_pig

It's just coincidence I binged Star Wars Ahsoka the week before Ghost of Yotei is releases, but goddamn is this ever doing it for my "ruthless femme samurai" archetype fixation 😵‍💫

🔥 It's the #SteamSummerSale. If you've been 🍳frying🍳 to try some queer games, now's the time to buy! Keep Twitch chat entertained w/ integration in Orgynizer & Sticky Business, or dive into some heated PVP in Doomsday Paradise! Know other queer games on sale? Share with us!

#snw #spoilers Star Trek Strange New Worlds Season 3 introduced such a cool premise of an ancient intergalactic zenith of Evil™, only to have it defeated by the pinnacle of White Cishet Christian approved Love™, with an assist from "just say 'No Homo'" AND the Evil is black? wtf yall, be serious

The energy I bring to Bluesky

Follow @wario64.bsky.social and repost for a chance to win 1 of 5 Steam codes for Digimon Story Time Stranger (giveaway courtesy of @gamesplanet.bsky.social. Giveaway ends on Oct 1st, 6:30 PM PT) Game is currently $57.71 on Gamesplanet w/ code DIGIMON buff.ly/0d0q6NQ

the first day of normal weather for the rest of the season. I mean, hopefully. There can't be TWO False Autumns, can there?

Sharing this story because it’s important: To my Ny Sniffies users, stay off the app for a while! It’s not safe!!!!❤️

you won't believe what's saving rural towns HINT: IT'S SOCIALISM. SOCIALISM IS SAVING RURAL TOWNS. AND THEY LOVE IT. THEY CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF THE SOCIALISM. A SIGNIFICANT PERCENTAGE OF THEM VOTED FOR SOCIALISM. getpocket.com/explore/item...

LESBIAN FORCE WITCHES??? 🫡🥵