Ladies and gentlemen, I cannot emphasize to you enough how much joy it brings me that Jeanine Pirro is so bad at her job that she had a guy on video John Elwaying a footlong at a federal agent, the guy openly admitted he did it, and a jury was like, "What sandwich? We didn't see a sandwich." 💀💀💀

Marked safe from losing to the Steelers in those fuckass uniforms. GO PACK GO 🧀

Just picked up my *paper* tickets to the CBJ game tonight, we are so back!

The Golden Knights released a statement after signing Carter Hart that mentioned their "core values". It's pretty clear what those "core values" are in allowing Hart back into the league. My column: ftw.usatoday.com/story/sports...

It's like VGK goes entirely out of their way by any means possible to be the most loathsome franchise on the planet. It's forever and always FUCK Vegas, argue with a mirror

I don’t know who needs to hear this but the CDC is being eviscerated right now. America is not going to have any kind of outbreak response capacity after tonight. Americans’ health data is no longer secure. Say goodbye to federal public health in any capacity. It’s a disaster. We won’t recover.

My favorite thing on the internet this week was @littlepatterns.bsky.social pitching a crop top fundraiser to @npr.org and NPR enthusiastically indulging. SHORT LITTLE SHIRTS ARE HERE TO SAVE PUBLIC RADIO (and like regular length ones too, if you're into that) 🖤 shopnpr.org/collections/...

My favorite time of year is October when the NHL rookies' first goal videos start circulating. How can you not be romantic about hockey?! 🥹🖤

This is the way! 79 books and counting this year. Still more doomscrolling than I'd like, but I really enjoy the healthier escapism that reading gives me and the time away from tech!

Pam Bondi can't pronounce "fentanyl". Trump can't pronounce "acetaminophen". RFK, Jr. communicates exclusively in garbage disposal sounds. We're being pushed around by the DUMBEST people alive.

Jack White making a TikTok dance video with his daughter and ex-wife to Prince actually did heal me today, if you even care

If Jerry Neuheisel isn't our next HC, we riot

UCLA FOREVER 🐻💙💛

UCLA LETS FUCKING GO BABYYYY

Sharing this potential class action information regarding the AI-based mass account bans being conducted by Meta.

So unfortunately I lost my Booksta to a permanent IG ban this morning. My Threads was suspended by tech. I don't post, so no idea what like/repost caused an issue. I appealed & lost within an hour leading to permanent ban of both my Threads and my linked IG. Clearly no human review. I'm devastated!

Quinny 😍

Generals gathered in their masses Having to listen to two dumbasses

The silence is actually terrifying 🙂

Uhmmmm late to the episode but am I the only person *scared* by Vinny's crash out over the password? That man is not stable 😬🚩🚩🚩 #bb27

Marc Andre Fleury, you will always be famous 🥹🖤

Every year I watch Big Brother and then ask myself why I even do this to myself by the end. This final four is complete ass 👎🏼 #bb27

Hillary Clinton on the midterms: "When they eliminated the enhanced premium tax credit for the ACA, that hits very soon, in the next 30-60 days. Healthcare costs for million of Americans are going up 75% ... so reality is actually gonna bite ... 'okay, who is in charge now?'"

Kamala Harris: He had no plan for actually bringing down costs and prices for the American people. He had very few plans for what he would actually do that was about the American people, and not his vengeance on his enemies.

The same prick who gives me a headache every day now wants to outlaw Tylenol.

Jimmy Kimmel is officially coming back on air! Boycotts work.

LET'S GO BUCKEYES 🥳🏒

As a lawyer, I just want you all to know that the New York Times lawsuit getting thrown out by a federal judge under Rule 8 is the legal equivalent of getting spanked and sent to bed without dinner for his lawyers 😂

Cory Booker reading Kash Patel the Riot Act over his internal destruction of the FBI right now

The U.S. government is trying to deport Ohio children’s hospital chaplain Ayman Soliman, alleging tenuous connections to terrorism. If DHS succeeds, experts say it could hand the Trump admin. a “sledgehammer” to use on mass deportations. ➡️ Read the full story: www.propublica.org/article/ayma...

Got $37.95 from the Facebook class action, just in time for You've Got Mail day at the local indie bookstore 🥰

"Tyler Robinson" doesn't sound like a trans Mexican Muslim.

Not me wondering why he was sitting with Caitlyn Jenner for a second. Oop

Sign the petition to help out Menomonie!

This is the ultimate irony. Calling school shootings hoaxes. Live by the sword, die by the sword.

To be clear, this is also political violence.

The Charlie Kirk shooting happened essentially as another school shooting happened a state away

I personally can't stand Rachel, but letting her play and see if anyone would have ever gotten the nerve to take a shot at her would have been WAY more satisfying than her being eliminated by a comp 😐 #bb27

this is the sabrina carpenter photo of all time i love her

Tucker Kraft touchdownnnnn GO PACK GO

Maggie Hassan reading RFK Jr. to filth was such hotgirl shit

The women speaking on Capitol Hill today re: the Epstein files are fucking superheroes. The fact that they have to BEG our government to do anything at all to bring justice to child trafficking victims is appalling. If our government can't survive these files being released, then it SHOULDN'T.

Epstein’s survivors are begging for the truth to be released on Capitol Hill today. MAGA’s silent. But mention trans people and they lose their minds. Priorities.

Doris Burke getting demoted is just our latest reminder that qualified women work ten times harder than unqualified men and still don't get ahead. I'm so TIRED of sports media.

Per Apple Music it's a Collective Soul day! Goooood morning, Bluesky! I hope your coffee is the perfect temperature and your workday is better than tolerable! ✨

A friendly reminder that reviewing books for indie authors is so important and so rewarding when you get to be the one to discover a gem nobody else knows about! This book was as unhinged as its title (Spoiler: I loved it!) #booksky

UCLA SCORED A TOUCHDOWN EVERYONE STAY CALM

You think you can hurt me? I'm a UCLA fan