I do NOT believe JD Vance can command the cult, SCOTUS or Congress the way His Magasty can, no matter who is behind him. I think only Pumpkin Tits has that magic evil. So godspeed blood clots or Epstein or any combination thereof.

@crashthompsonxo.bsky.social HALIBURTON DID IT AGAIN THE CRAZY BASTARD DID IT AGAIN 111-110 PACERS WIN

Mami is always on top!

#vaccines #vaccinessavelives #getvaccinated

I mean I'd probably take a bullet for Dolly anyway. One of the very few devout Christian celebrities where that means "I love everyone and want to help people" and not "I hate all of you and dream of the day I see you burning in Hell"

Fuck 'em.

Love thy neighbor doesn’t come with fine print.

First American pope? And he’s from Chicago? He really IS on a mission from God!

So many people have grown up to be the villains of our stories.

System of a Down, Cliffs Notes version

My empathy meter has hit rock bottom.

There's a maga truck driver in my neighborhood that lost his job because of the immigration and trade policies. He was so happy when the fat ass won, but now he's miserable. He has no health insurance or savings? Do I care? No. I'm sorry but I don't care.

Popeye gets it.

I have a hard time seeing the blame of "cancel culture" as anything more than "I am a shitty person and voiced that and got what was likely appropriate backlash. Also I am unaccustomed to that probably because of privilege/wealth" and well.. yeah.

MAGA probably won’t even get this.

How I arrived on Bluesky

5 comedies to get to know me: Hot Fuzz Burn After Reading Step Brothers A Mighty Wind Tucker and Dale Vs. Evil

From the GOOD POPE…👇 Pass. It. On. 🌈✨

THAT HEAD CRUSH WAS FUCKING INSANE Also, dat Radiohead needle drop tho #DaredevilBornAgain #MCU

Just imagine being this STUPID…👇 Unfathomable. ✨

Holy SHIT, this album. Ethel Cain, you have a new fan right here. Heartbreaking, horrifying, and an absolute masterpiece.

Naturally and healthily

SO many problems would be instantly solved if he just died. Not ALL the problems, obviously. But SO FUCKING MANY.

At this point, practically every (if not straight-up every) Republican in Congress secretly has to KNOW they need to get rid of him. The ONLY thing stopping them is the fact that impeachment votes are public and his cult might literally murder them.

Draw me like one of your French girls

The MAGA voters carry most of the blame for where we find ourselves. But don’t try telling them that.

“i voted for him because i didn’t think he would do what he said he’d do”

Strom Thurmond in hell seeing a black man break his record

Pardon my cheap editing skills 🤣

Elon Musk cannot anticipate or truly understand the anger toward him right now because he has never experienced having to worry about having money to meet his basic needs or pay rent

LEARN 👇

"empathy is a sin."

Fisk just started the MCU equivalent of the Proud Boys. Frank’s gonna be uber-pissed. #DaredevilBornAgain #MCU

The Gulf of America is not real

The Day The Earth Blew Up is alternately hilarious, fun, insane, and one of the best times I’ve had at a movie theater. Fuck you, Zaslav.

*EVERYONE* who voted for that motherfucker did so with the FULL-throated hope of, "let him go after THEM, not ME." So him lowering the boom on them is just laser-guided karma.

Sorry to dad post on main but I really love Rush and I’ll never stop loving Rush, what a good band

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