Bye, you puppy-killing cunt.

I liked it. ❤️🩸 #erma #ironlung #horror

The President shit himself on live TV. Melania bombed. The Epstein files are sending shockwaves through the Alt Right. Liam and his dad are back home. A Texas district that was DEEP red for 35 years flipped blue. Pretti's killers have been identified. Small wins, but you can feel the change coming.

@deadder.bsky.social 😭😭😭

Two people you should never trust; A religious leader who tells you how to vote, and a polition who tells you how to pray.

I’m trying to find where I clipped this from but it’s from October 2025 and it’s the gods honest truth:

If you haven't yet, make sure you block @icegov.bsky.social Block ICE

I’m still not sure which Knives Out film I like the most, but I think I feel pretty confident in saying the Louise phone call from Wake Up Dead Man is my favorite scene in the whole trilogy

Doesn't it strike you as strange that the people who shout long and loud that America is a Christian nation founded on Christian principles are the very people who don't want Christ's teachings of tolerance, pacifism, and generosity codified in law?

I think part of the reason we've had to hear about Charlie Kirk EVERY GOD DAMNED DAY for the last 3 months is that the right is desperate to figure out how any of them can escape this life memorialized in a way other than being remembered for the worst shit they've said. Cause they've said some shit

The run that Rob Reiner went on between 1984 and 1992 is one of the most amazing hot streaks any director has ever had. Legendary stuff

The absolute HATRED on Toni Collette’s face at this moment in Hereditary turned my stomach.

We were ALL introduced drag as children. So get over it.

WRESTLING ANALOGY INCOMING RE: OU ESSAY BROUHAHA Choosing to post the actual essay online was the equivalent of AEW airing the Brawl Out footage to make CM Punk look like the bad guy, and it blew up in their faces.

A theory: all Warren Zevon songs are Thanksgiving songs because Warren Zevon has big Uncle Making A Scene energy

Introduce yourself with five concerts you've seen: Rush (first band I saw live, saw them 7x) Paul McCartney Rammstein King Crimson Okilly Dokilly

1.5 years of unemployment + a college pamphlet in my local library + a suggestion from my parents = 15 years as an inpatient pharmacy technician specializing in chemotherapy drugs

repost with an iconic fictional band:

Turns out being super racist and constantly invoking 9/11 doesn't endear you to voters. Who knew?

TURN. THE VOLUME. UP.

I do NOT believe JD Vance can command the cult, SCOTUS or Congress the way His Magasty can, no matter who is behind him. I think only Pumpkin Tits has that magic evil. So godspeed blood clots or Epstein or any combination thereof.

@crashthompsonxo.bsky.social HALIBURTON DID IT AGAIN THE CRAZY BASTARD DID IT AGAIN 111-110 PACERS WIN

Mami is always on top!

#vaccines #vaccinessavelives #getvaccinated

I mean I'd probably take a bullet for Dolly anyway. One of the very few devout Christian celebrities where that means "I love everyone and want to help people" and not "I hate all of you and dream of the day I see you burning in Hell"

Fuck 'em.

Love thy neighbor doesn’t come with fine print.

First American pope? And he’s from Chicago? He really IS on a mission from God!

So many people have grown up to be the villains of our stories.

System of a Down, Cliffs Notes version

My empathy meter has hit rock bottom.

There's a maga truck driver in my neighborhood that lost his job because of the immigration and trade policies. He was so happy when the fat ass won, but now he's miserable. He has no health insurance or savings? Do I care? No. I'm sorry but I don't care.

Popeye gets it.

I have a hard time seeing the blame of "cancel culture" as anything more than "I am a shitty person and voiced that and got what was likely appropriate backlash. Also I am unaccustomed to that probably because of privilege/wealth" and well.. yeah.

MAGA probably won’t even get this.

How I arrived on Bluesky

5 comedies to get to know me: Hot Fuzz Burn After Reading Step Brothers A Mighty Wind Tucker and Dale Vs. Evil

From the GOOD POPE…👇 Pass. It. On. 🌈✨

THAT HEAD CRUSH WAS FUCKING INSANE Also, dat Radiohead needle drop tho #DaredevilBornAgain #MCU

Just imagine being this STUPID…👇 Unfathomable. ✨

Holy SHIT, this album. Ethel Cain, you have a new fan right here. Heartbreaking, horrifying, and an absolute masterpiece.

Naturally and healthily

SO many problems would be instantly solved if he just died. Not ALL the problems, obviously. But SO FUCKING MANY.