bluesky bad. you know what? fuck you, fedi bad also. i'm going to launch something better, it'll not allow anyone to post, it'll not allow anyone a "platform", you will just stare at a blank screen until you get bored of it and go outside instead

RHYTHM DOCTOR OUT RIGHT NOWWW!!!!

if you ever see someone steal groceries, no you didnt

[question about hormones / transition / puberty (I think)] I don't know why, but for the past week I've been feeling an almost _carnal_ need to get pregnant and have a baby. Like I'm having vivid dreams about it then waking up disappointed that I'm not currently breastfeeding an infant. And […]

Unfortunately, United States

I am tim cook from california and this is my desktop

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I hate the r slur

texans immediately crumble into dust when confronted with 50F weather

[need sysadmin help] i'm an amateur/hobbyist/fairly inexperienced sysadmin - and these ai crawlers are rapidly becoming far too overwhelming for me to handle the forum i help run has just endured a 2-hour bot-scraping attack where there was like. constantly 1000 or more "guests". and i need […]

[mutual aid for psychiatric appointments and medications] RE: https://wolp.tech/@lobo/115612060998943254 Guess I'm reopening this. I just got a prescription for Concerta and the boxes are kinda expensive (~40 USD). I could use some help with this. 0/50 USD (to aid with currency conversion […]

if one more person calls my sona a protogen i will kill them and then myself

it wouldn't have looked like skype. it would have looked like xfire

Trans person: I’m trans Society: Okay Your gay friend you try to ignore: Geronimo Stilton is sooo hot

i swear like a deltarune character

tiger factory #art #furry #blender

Twinks cant get pregnant because they dont have the body fat to support a healthy baby

I will lightly season you

ordered food here. the server did 7 frame-perfect turnarounds in a row and launched themselves through the door speeding past my table at 700km/h but the plate was perfect. 5 star service, would eat here again

Rawr >:3 Art by @diamantefangs.bsky.social

i hope this email finds you well

Just want to let everyone know a 12 pack of Sonic the Hedgehog popsicle bars is currently $0.00

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Today is the National Day of Mourning in the so called United States of America. https://uaine.org/

do you ever look at an object and think "dragon!"? ​:dragnthinkhappy:​

Synth that is illegal to reproduce per 18 U.S.C. § 471

Behold: a beeper!

becoming the world's first webptuber

^ Full of Coolant

people keep telling me to play black mesa but like. if i wanted to go run around in black mesa new mexico with a crowbar i could just go do that

support trans women #art #furry

Ruben and Julia you're gonna love thjs. @[email protected] @[email protected] #shitpost

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Consuming media

"I turn off JavaScript in my browser" has the same energy as that GNU Netflix copypasta

[fediblock , list of known pedo / zoo instances] hi #fediblock , coming forward with a list of our known pedo and zoo instances from our blocks since i've Disappointingly noticed a lack of moderation in many large open instances regarding these types of instances . these have been blocked here […]