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[re: i dont even know what im saying here] @rifter if you aren't gay on the internet then Alan Turing died for nothing

> charge my nintendo switch for the first time in months > takes an hour to reach sufficient battery to boot up > finds out it's severely out of date, has to spend half an hour to update > new virtual cartridge bullshit > whatever > my brother's console needs to synchronize with mine because my […]

oh right my server is down my dad changed wifi boxes and I'm going to have to re-set up everything

find me on pictochat chatroom B on subways and buses, that's where i'll be mainly posting from now on

don't forget that companies will lie to you if it's profitable

cisest male player on the modded minecraft server makes a fully automatic create estrogen farm

remembering when i was new to linux and found updating configuration files annoying before learning sed and tee.

try not to get scared. scariest stories I was on a roads but horror took me as I realized. it led to rome.

PSA TO ALL ARTISTS!!!

kde needs to expand its branding outside of just software. i suggest we start with produce. we need kogurt, kheese, frozen kizza, vegekables, etc. this is how we will get mass user adoption

ring racers is the game where you race as a ring

everybody wanna be a superstar get a lotta money drive busy cars

Sisyphus if he was around today: I'm quite fond of the windows 11 operating system

i can be trusted with the ability to sing

guiguiman be like play my videogame

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We are excited to share that we are beginning work on a new onboarding experiment for #mastodon: Default Server Recommendations. Our intent for this experiment is to recommend the closest server geographically that is in the correct language during the sign-up flow. We will be running this […]

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@guigui queer people dont die, thats a known property of reality

remember son. dying is straight

oh shit what do you mean 1 euro is 1.20 dollar what the hell how am i going to do comms now

[frpol] oh my god the age verification is about to hit france too wtf

hey do y'all mind if I yap about some dr robotnik's ring racers sillies I found while working on ring racers archipelago?

Fedi do we Fw my new diy bag

can we get 5 big meows

id make a corrupted worlds tomorrow joke but im the dev i can't do jokes like that or they'd be treated as fact

(to the tune of misery (yes that one lol song)) oh plurality

last night i dreamt i was in love with a giant rainbow worm. i miss them #myart #art #worm #furryart #weirdfur

i hate nvidia with all my being why do i have to deal with this shitass graphics card

once i learn this "actually expressing how i feel" thing it's over for y'all

is it just me or has discord been suddenly very slow for no reason

could you imagine mario and sonic at the Olympic games but instead of mario and sonic it's a bunch of indie game characters

i hate C, C++, CMake, and my life

But then on the other side of the coin there was the guy who got mad that I accidentally left what I thought was an unused text string set to 69420, that guy can go fuck himself lol

there are two categories of video games: - games with launchers written in Golang (Fortnite, Hytale) - games that are normal and appropriate and good games

anyone here plays ring racers?

-- #googleballs in #pico8 @googleballs.com poke(24366,1)pal(15,140,1)o,t=circfill,0::n::f=sin(t)*3e=cos(t)*1.5function n(x,u,n,c,i,t)fillp()o(x+f*t,u+e*t,n,c)fillp(▒)o(x+f*t-n*.3,u+e*t-n*.3,n/2,i)end cls(7)n(11,39,9,3,11,1.5)n(60,44,16,8,14,2)n(38,56,19,9,10,3)n(92,66,29,15,12,4)t+=.01flip()goto n

i still find it crazy that my game gets mentioned in the celeste crossover collab by my boyfriend's character

@guigui sonic.sh

you ever just accidentally stumble on that music you've only ever heard within a mashup

inventing the first dot exe creepypasta that runs on linux

good lord the minecraft crossroads arg video got actual french subtitles

me when I'm in a try not to function challenge and my opponent is steamwebhelper

not my ass making a whole ass objectionlol inspired visual novel scene maker