Brittan Tolford
@brittantolford.bsky.social
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The lies of fathers.
#funny
#Hobbies
#dads
#fatherhood
#homebrew
#carpentry
#barbecue
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This is based on MULTIPLE experiences fyi #funny #dads #hobbies #brewing #carpentry
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16 days ago
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Mastering Home Depot
#funny
#homedepot
#hobbies
#tiktoks
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Home Depot trip. #funny #hobbies #homedepot #diy
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16 days ago
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Facebook Slop Homestead LARP:
#homestead
#offgrid
#facebookslop
#funny
#farming
#gardening
#farmlife
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The one acre homestead is already a myth but this is rediculous #homesteading #funny #farmlife #farmtok #greenscreen
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17 days ago
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Somebody has donated (I think) every star-trek novel ever written to my goodwill.
about 1 month ago
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I am beginning to believe that Trump supporters do not realize he was already president from 2017 - 2020. The amount of people blaming Biden for Covid lockdown there is no other explanation.
about 2 months ago
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In fifth grade my teachers told me to never ever use Wikipedia cus anyone could contribute that but I was aloud to use literally any other website as a source in a paper. Been thinking about that a lot recently.
2 months ago
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HOLY SHIT
@brockway.bsky.social
WAS 100% RIGHT JEFF DOES OWN THE RIGHTS TO THE AIMS TEAM. I 1000% percent thought it was a joke till I saw this
#bigfeets
#mountainmonsters
3 months ago
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This is how Flavor of Love ended. With Flavor Flav looking in the mirror and realizing the only love he needed was to love himself.
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4 months ago
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The thing that never seizes to baffle me is Trumps seeming earnestness. Like today we learned he actually believed DOGE was saving the American people trillions of dollars. That’s insane.
6 months ago
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@fractalchurn.bsky.social
care to explain?
6 months ago
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Hey
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peeps. Am I crazy or did Ben Skywalker not marry a giant bug in starwars legends? Like I didn’t imagine that right? RIGHT?
7 months ago
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For years I thought Nextdoor was a fake app. I had only seen screenshots and I genuinely thought it was some performance art piece or an online suburb role-play forum.
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8 months ago
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Wait people actually care about Shrek 5? I thought this was a massive bit we were all doing.
9 months ago
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Well Mara Jades Black hole sun face WILL be haunting my dreams tonight.
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9 months ago
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9 months ago
I find it very very funny that somehow the richest man on the planet who has given himself access to all levels of government still somehow only has office max middle management energy
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10 months ago
I'm not saying AI isn't the future but it is notable that the biggest promoters are weird, cultish trolls and zealots who sound EXACTLY like NFT evangelists from a few years ago. Again I'm not saying it's snake oil, I'm saying they have lots of snake oil salesmen in their ranks.
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I know it’s pedantic and childish. But I will die on my pedantic childish hill that these movies are dumb for the simple fact dinosaurs are not more threatening than other animals.
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10 months ago
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10 months ago
I would like the Star Trek franchise to permanently retire the entire concept of Section 31 please
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Well now I gotta watch it.
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10 months ago
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This is true but these men are also the biggest cheapskate and con artists you will ever meet. I’ve known some people literally my whole life who will still try to pull some absolute bullshit deals with me.
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11 months ago
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It feels so weird and frankly embarrassing to be bummed about an app getting banned. And yet here I am. Bummed out.
11 months ago
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(He’s joking but this is one of my big nerd things that I actually like about Disney starwars is we see a lot more of the AT series actually “All Terraining”
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11 months ago
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“GTA: San Andres” imagine your racist uncle playing that game and going “I KNEW IT. I TOLD YOU THIS IS HOW THEY ARE!”
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11 months ago
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Something I need people under the age of 23 to understand is that there was a long period where everyone owned a play station 2. Like in terms of household electronics, the ps2 was as commonplace as a fridge.
11 months ago
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It’s crazy to me how much this tweet has impacted my Lexicon. Like I unironically said “This guy is totally Boss Babying it” way more than I care to admit.
11 months ago
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I’m just saying Jimmy Stewart was running that town. If he had said “Let’s just kill that Guy.” they would have dragged Mr. Potter into the street and put his head on a spike.
11 months ago
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We…. The Prom Queen and the Jock character were villains in all these shows weren’t they?
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11 months ago
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Dammit now I gotta through out my screenplay where a Wisconsin Dairy Farmer bets the farm on Maggie being the killer in “Who Shot Mr Burns”
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11 months ago
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Wallace and Grommet could cling to the Side of a plane mid flight but Tom cruise Could never come up with the Train chase from The Wrong Trousers
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11 months ago
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I can’t believe we’re letting the government ban that app.
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12 months ago
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I think we should put all the podcasts on equipment in one building in the middle of Death Valley. Turn it into a pilgrimage for people with bad opinions.
12 months ago
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The great thing about online spaces is “being a dick” is a perfectly good reason to ban someone.
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12 months ago
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@jjm2377.bsky.social
any idea what’s going on here?
12 months ago
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Here is your biannual reminder that the heavens gate website is still live.
12 months ago
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There’s nothing worse than starting a conversation with someone about a weird subject you “thought” you had a passing interest in and then slowly realizing you know way more than any normal person should.
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12 months ago
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He looks like a “Spitting Image” Puppet wished to be a real boy
12 months ago
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Something I don’t see enough people talk about is that all the Midwest states are at war over who can put the most disgusting slop on a hotdog.
12 months ago
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This is how I refer to mutuals when talking to people I know IRL.
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12 months ago
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It took like 8 hours for me to find out who Luigi Magione was because every time I read his name I thought he was gonna be a new Trump cabinet pick and I kept instinctively scrolling past.
12 months ago
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JP
12 months ago
Luigi Mangione’s manifesto does something truly groundbreaking in the genre: it is edited for brevity
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12 months ago
Oh shit that's his real name I thought you guys were doing a bit
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reintroduction thread! name: Brittan pronouns: he/him location: Ohio hobbies: TV, Cursed Media, Movies, Gardening, Cryptozoology, being Sarcastic
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12 months ago
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Bye twitter.
12 months ago
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