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Somebody has donated (I think) every star-trek novel ever written to my goodwill.

I am beginning to believe that Trump supporters do not realize he was already president from 2017 - 2020. The amount of people blaming Biden for Covid lockdown there is no other explanation.

In fifth grade my teachers told me to never ever use Wikipedia cus anyone could contribute that but I was aloud to use literally any other website as a source in a paper. Been thinking about that a lot recently.

HOLY SHIT @brockway.bsky.social WAS 100% RIGHT JEFF DOES OWN THE RIGHTS TO THE AIMS TEAM. I 1000% percent thought it was a joke till I saw this #bigfeets #mountainmonsters

This is how Flavor of Love ended. With Flavor Flav looking in the mirror and realizing the only love he needed was to love himself.

The thing that never seizes to baffle me is Trumps seeming earnestness. Like today we learned he actually believed DOGE was saving the American people trillions of dollars. That’s insane.

@fractalchurn.bsky.social care to explain?

Hey #starwars peeps. Am I crazy or did Ben Skywalker not marry a giant bug in starwars legends? Like I didn’t imagine that right? RIGHT?

For years I thought Nextdoor was a fake app. I had only seen screenshots and I genuinely thought it was some performance art piece or an online suburb role-play forum.

Wait people actually care about Shrek 5? I thought this was a massive bit we were all doing.

Well Mara Jades Black hole sun face WILL be haunting my dreams tonight.

I find it very very funny that somehow the richest man on the planet who has given himself access to all levels of government still somehow only has office max middle management energy

I'm not saying AI isn't the future but it is notable that the biggest promoters are weird, cultish trolls and zealots who sound EXACTLY like NFT evangelists from a few years ago. Again I'm not saying it's snake oil, I'm saying they have lots of snake oil salesmen in their ranks.

I know it’s pedantic and childish. But I will die on my pedantic childish hill that these movies are dumb for the simple fact dinosaurs are not more threatening than other animals.

I would like the Star Trek franchise to permanently retire the entire concept of Section 31 please

Well now I gotta watch it.

This is true but these men are also the biggest cheapskate and con artists you will ever meet. I’ve known some people literally my whole life who will still try to pull some absolute bullshit deals with me.

It feels so weird and frankly embarrassing to be bummed about an app getting banned. And yet here I am. Bummed out.

(He’s joking but this is one of my big nerd things that I actually like about Disney starwars is we see a lot more of the AT series actually “All Terraining”

“GTA: San Andres” imagine your racist uncle playing that game and going “I KNEW IT. I TOLD YOU THIS IS HOW THEY ARE!”

Something I need people under the age of 23 to understand is that there was a long period where everyone owned a play station 2. Like in terms of household electronics, the ps2 was as commonplace as a fridge.

It’s crazy to me how much this tweet has impacted my Lexicon. Like I unironically said “This guy is totally Boss Babying it” way more than I care to admit.

I’m just saying Jimmy Stewart was running that town. If he had said “Let’s just kill that Guy.” they would have dragged Mr. Potter into the street and put his head on a spike.

We…. The Prom Queen and the Jock character were villains in all these shows weren’t they?

Dammit now I gotta through out my screenplay where a Wisconsin Dairy Farmer bets the farm on Maggie being the killer in “Who Shot Mr Burns”

Wallace and Grommet could cling to the Side of a plane mid flight but Tom cruise Could never come up with the Train chase from The Wrong Trousers

I can’t believe we’re letting the government ban that app.

I think we should put all the podcasts on equipment in one building in the middle of Death Valley. Turn it into a pilgrimage for people with bad opinions.

The great thing about online spaces is “being a dick” is a perfectly good reason to ban someone.

@jjm2377.bsky.social any idea what’s going on here?

Here is your biannual reminder that the heavens gate website is still live.

There’s nothing worse than starting a conversation with someone about a weird subject you “thought” you had a passing interest in and then slowly realizing you know way more than any normal person should.

He looks like a “Spitting Image” Puppet wished to be a real boy

Something I don’t see enough people talk about is that all the Midwest states are at war over who can put the most disgusting slop on a hotdog.

This is how I refer to mutuals when talking to people I know IRL.

It took like 8 hours for me to find out who Luigi Magione was because every time I read his name I thought he was gonna be a new Trump cabinet pick and I kept instinctively scrolling past.

Luigi Mangione’s manifesto does something truly groundbreaking in the genre: it is edited for brevity

Oh shit that's his real name I thought you guys were doing a bit

reintroduction thread! name: Brittan pronouns: he/him location: Ohio hobbies: TV, Cursed Media, Movies, Gardening, Cryptozoology, being Sarcastic

Bye twitter.