Me starting shiznit by saying all beers are the same when someone tries to define lager/ipa/kolsch.

If I knew today was going to be ‘clean up my own mistakes’ at work day, I would’ve taken the day off.

I wonder if anyone will rob the bank in my building again today.

Today’s agenda

Found this today and dropped a pin. maps.app.goo.gl/PEESTLVgETB7...

Today’s agenda.

Did I just close many Safari windows with the same search of ‘Pizza near me’? Yes.

@halligan.bsky.social fyi www.reddit.com/r/Rochester/...

Hello to the nice person that gently beeped and waived while I was running.

Having to move quickly and help carry a casket down some stairs wasn’t on my bingo card today.

Workout ✔️ Impromptu breakfast sandwich picnic at Cobbs Hill ✔️ Relax with a homemade latte ✔️ Text all the Moms in my life ✔️ nap mode loading…

Mini ppl…does this count for my ‘rule 1’? cc: @akachela.bsky.social @rachbarnhart.com

$5.79 for diesel today at a locally owned place. Chatted with the attendant and he mentioned that more ppl are paying in cash because he (presumed) that their cards are maxed. Really troublesome thought.

For my friends and enemies.

Happy Cinco de Cuatro for all that celebrate

Billie Eilish: "You Can't Love Animals & Eat Them" Billie Eilish was just asked in an Elle interview "what is one hill you would die on?" This was Billie's response 🤭

Pillow marks on the face are deep this morning.

Hey @ericmeagan.bsky.social found some of that crap you like.

Today’s old man tip of the day, always go to the bathroom before getting in an elevator.

Any good RSD stuff out tomorrow?

FYI: ICE is on Culver Rd right now harassing people. #rochester #roc

Backyard time with the Kirkland crew.

ICYMI: Maryland is leading the way. The state just passed a bill to ban surveillance-based pricing and dynamic pricing at grocery stores—protecting families from being charged more based on their data. This is what putting people over profits looks like.

@halligan.bsky.social What’s happening with the NWV board drama? Yikes.

And blowing up the world so the Epstein files don’t come out. What a jagoff.

TACO going to TACO? It is Tuesday

If that jackass blows up the entire world, I’m gonna be pissed that I already did my taxes

Best? shirt seen at the club today. “Feed me to the lesbians”. #costco

yeah, i used to vape

"A man would shelter, if he could in the nook behind this new plywood. The building, abandoned, the man is too. How I wish you'd imagine if that it were you" Seen in Rochester, New York

I would not like to thank the USPS for returning a letter today that was postmarked 12/22/25 and addressed correctly.

Did I just order a record? Yes. Do I have a record player at the moment? No.

As a V casual baseball fan it was nice to watch some last night. Summer is coming!

Weave on a weed.

Didn’t have installing a hot water heater on my card today but the leaking tank said otherwise.

Looks like I picked a good day to not run a race.

Petition to rename the Roc nickname. Goodbye Flower City. Hello Pothole city.

New snow can F off.

Anyone else all mixed up and don’t know what to do?

Hey @skottdaltonic.bsky.social what time is it?

Puppies to pet in the exam room while waiting for the Dr. to appear. #mowideas

Might contact Guinness to see if there’s a record for the amount of coffee ingested in a morning.

95% of the open tabs on my phone are recipes.

SHOULD THE U.S BLOT OUT THE SUN AND USHER IN AN AGE OF ETERNAL DARKNESS? - Gallup 2/20/26-3/5/26 NO - 41% YES - 38% UNSURE - 21%

Fake spring got me. Back to hibernation. Wake me up when baseball starts.

Never thought that sunny and 48° would feel like the tropics.

Hmmpf

In case anyone is wondering where my brain is at, I just tried to put the Britta back into the microwave instead of the fridge.

Mrs Mow says superbowl MVP is Bad Bunny.

i'm sorry but if you didn't enjoy that it's definitely a you problem