Not saying Im a trendsetter but I did get sick a couple weeks before the entire US.

let me sing you the song of my people it goes like this 🎶please stop embarrassing me🎶 🎶you really suck🎶 🎶why can't you be better🎶

Not really paying attention and accidentally grew a beard.

I once heard that you never actually want a second or 3rd cup of coffee each day. You only try to have the first cup again. I think of that a lot when I’m on cup 4.

Accurate

@skottdaltonic.bsky.social has the best Xmas card I’ve seen in a long time.

Wait, it’s Toyotathon again already? Time goes so fascist.

Did I sign up for Canada’s new sm platform? EH! sure did.

That queen size bed and boxspring on top of a minivan that I just passed sure was asking a lot of the single piece of twine holding it down.

Who decided that the number keypad on a keyboard and the number pattern on a phone should be inverted? I’d like a word with them.

I need to figure out a way to get south for the Roc winter. It won’t happen, but I like to dream about it.

Can I speak to the Spotify manager? My genre does not match my listening style.

I just tried to put a second pen behind my ear in case you’re wondering how Monday is going

A whole new batch of emails to unsubscribe from today!

Been a really long time since Ive seen some bands play. Streak ends tonight.

Happy Unsubscribe day!

Post Malone with much more than the minimum flair requirement.

Took 12 years but finally made it to this run. Good times!

Not sure why I’m surprised, but that frozen pizza crust that’s been in there for over a year was not good.

Ran into and had a good chat with @silentone-77.bsky.social at REI tonight. We didn’t even touch on our mutual love of roundabouts!

This evening, someone tried to convert me to Jesus while choosing Ziplocs at Wegs. Mrs Mow with the best line after I relayed the story. Whole-y foods is down the street. He’d have more luck there.

I’m not that smart, but I know nurses are not a section of the population you wanna piss off.

Still accurate

You cant spell police without ice. Fuck both of them.

I really could go for some vegan poutine right now.

i don’t know who needs to hear this right now, but AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Not a hot take at all, but Starbucks sucks.

We’re here for such a short time. Quit with the manufactured drama and be better.

Don’t tell me how much you love animals and then put them on your plate to eat.

That new owner from Black Button can go fuck himself

I’m in a mood, and probably will delete stuff later

Okay cancer, you’ve made your point. You can stop taking my friends now.

Give me your best Dad joke.

Is there enough coffee for today? I guess there’s only one way to find out.

Wake me when summer starts. Thx!

What did I miss?

Reminder to take a breath and put your shoulders down.

www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/8274... why not??

How many gummies does it take to ride out a Bills game?

Will I eat too many snacks and ruin my dinner? Yes. Will it really ruin my dinner. No.

I hope the Jays know I stayed up way up past my bedtime for this.

how many heart attacks has this game caused. deadliest world series game of all time

Ernie would cemented his Canadian citizenship and could have become prime minister if that ball was not caught.

Low numbers for a Friday, but weather was crap.

Latte art throwdown at Ugly Duck was packed!

You know it’s not going to be a good day when you wake up with a Creed song in your head.

Best FB marketplace scam filter

My first day working at AWS is going great. For some reason they had a lot of computers plugged in that nobody was using, so I’ve started an initiative to lower our carbon footprint

If that AWS outage ruins my Duolingo streak, I will spontaneously combust.