Except maybe the day after

Record Store Day @deadmilkmen.bsky.social Big Lizard in My Backyard 40th Anniversary Edition unlocked! With lenticular cover!

The Thanksgiving evening sandwich is the best ever and cannot be replicated any other time of the year.

Pulling the most recent police log led me to once again see an incredible holiday decoration picture a cousin in Omaha sent me

Here’s to the cold weather parades: Thanksgiving (balloons) St. Patrick’s Day (buffoons)

Happy Thanksgiving to those who celebrate it. Happy Thursday those who do not. Happy day to those who don’t recon the week. And a happy for those whom a day seems fraught.

Death by Lightning, the miniseries about Grover Cleveland, is getting positive press. What most are missing, however, is the lightning strike that might have been: casting Bryan Doyle Murray years ago.

If Willy Wonka had his way we’d all be eating gum on Thanksgiving and flying off like lost helium balloons.

#ROC people, does it seem off putting to you that Stever’s is opening a new location a few doors down from Hedonist Chocolates? We had a nice thing going with those two chocolate shops and Laughing Gull. Why start a candy turf war? It’s not enough to already be the most popular chocolate shop?

On the topic of Thanksgiving dessert, more incorrect NYT quotes: "You can still excite the senses with a dramatic fruit plate."

This makes me imagine a scene on the International Space Station… Astronaut from Rochester, NY: Hey, look! There’s my hometown! Cosmonaut: Where? Under the clouds? Astronaut from Rochester, NY: Yeah… <sigh> I miss it already.

Either this is where you meet a contact who tells you about the next step in the game, or there’s a puzzle you’ll need to solve.

First off, this couple is hilarious and I want to subscribe to their podcast and be friends with them. Their legal Mass “BORT” license plate is getting rung up with EZPass tolls from people who have Simpsons novelty plates. www.instagram.com/reel/DRfod3l...

Shout out to the work cafeteria for this potatopalooza.

Autocorrect told you to reject the everyday of your eats and each. It was their Finnish, most essayist gourmand.

Yes! McCaffrey! 6 points. If my real team won’t give me anything to root for, I’ll have to rely on my fake team.

I’m jamming to What a Fool Believes in this coffee shop. I have no say in the matter. I was tapping my foot before I clocked what song was playing. Damn it.

Finally!

Career ideas 5-years old: Dinosaur fossil finder or astronaut Now: Paleoastrobiologist I was asked what I’d do if I could choose a different career. I decided a cross between paleontologist and astrobiologist. So, I guess fossil hunting on other planets. I wish I hadn’t denied my inner child. 🦖🪐

This was NOT how I expected the second coming!

Unskinny Bop - Poison

This was NOT how I expected the second coming!

Remember when Syracuse beat Clemson? Hard to believe that was this season. I had thought it was mostly because they lost their starting QB, but the QB position doesn’t give up 70 points.

Mama, just killed a man Put a gun against his head, pulled my trigger, now he's dead Mama, life had just begun But now I've gone and thrown it all away Mama, ooh ooh ohh ohh, didn't mean to make you cry If I'm not back again this time tomorrow Carry on, carry on as if nothing really matters

I don’t go to Shake Shack for the food — I go for the ambulance.

Here it is, your moment of nez.

The Jets’ Breece Hall is predicted to go for 18+ points in my league this week against the Ravens. But he rarely scores TDs. Do I start him over 12-point David Montgomery of the Lions who runs for low yardage, but usually scores at least 1 TD? This will be my only fantasy football post. ✅

Either this is where you meet a contact who tells you about the next step in the game, or there’s a puzzle you’ll need to solve.

A treasure trove of rare and historic American music is now available online for free. 5,000 songs from private collectors have already been preserved and uploaded, and "thousands more are in the pipeline". laist.com/news/arts-an... #MusicSky

It’s rare that I get a compliment on my hair color, especially since I don’t do anything to it. Thanks again, lady!

Jaysus, Duolingo! Definitely a phrase I hope I’ll never need to use.

Oh no, I just walked in on Duo. “Sorry! I’ll check the app later.”

Son, tell ‘em what your grandpa ate in the war.

“Dry run” is my least favorite business jargon. Let’s not do a dry run. How about that?

I think it’s well past time to remove Google as my default page for the first time since 1997. Comment with a site and I’ll make that my default for a week, as long as it’s suitable for work and not against my politics.

Dropped off breakfast in the break room

Looking for recommendations on X-country skis & boots. I’m going to try fighting the winter blues with the 1-2 punch of activity and vitamin D. Pa-pow!

My favoritest C&H of all time:

People will come, Ray, for reasons they can't even fathom. They'll arrive at the theater as innocent as children, longing for the past. "It's only $20 per person,” you’ll say. They'll pass over the money without even thinking about it. The one constant through all the years, Ray, has been #Avatar.

Working from the library, where have you been all my life (besides, of course, at the library)? Several coffee shops nearby and free EV charging stations are also perks. I only come here once every week or two, but the change of scenery makes a difference and it’s easier to focus.

Editors have a really hard job, and the good ones can make something unreadable readable, and the great ones can make something unreadable into something good. But they're basically invisible, until someone tries to write without one.

Does Moxie taste like cherry cough syrup, or does cherry cough syrup taste like Moxie?

New tongue twister just dropped

They have a Lego Soundwave Transformer, you say?!? — 10-year-old me leaping out of my soul

Frankly, breaking even is a pretty good deal these days.

Just noticed an “I Voted” sticker ruined one of my shirts. I guess if that’s the worst sacrifice I have to make it’s worth it. Guess I better get to the new Boscov’s store before their opening sales are over.

Pluribus, Vince Gilligan

The Hallmark Gollum keepsake ornament is creepy AF. 😄 I thought this was a joke at first. Now, I’m thinking tree topper.

In the AC/DC song Back in Black, the lyric, “I’ve got nine lives, cat’s eyes, using every one of the them and running wild,” implies that the subject is using the cat’s eyes, not the nine lives. In this thread I will argue how “nine lives, cat-sized” may solve this problem while allowing… (1/386)