Will someone please redirect this fixated toddler back to caring about his own country? @johnfetterman.com is the kid throwing a tantrum in the toy aisle.

For a guy with kids that will be draft age during the next Forever War, @johnfetterman.com sure is eager to fan the flames.

The hateful, violent tragedy in Australia must be the fault of peace activists, says John Fetterman.

@kamalaharris.com is calling for the voting age to be lowered to 16 to save the party, but you’d have to lower the age to the Terrible 2s for Dems like @johnfetterman.com to win.

“Let’s get back to killing,” wannabe Butcher of Gaza, stripper of healthcare, fracker in fief, says *we’re* cruel. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Looks like John Fetterman needs a nap. @johnfetterman.com

Help these folks out if you can! (This account is not affiliated with the @paworkingfamilies.bsky.social ) LINK: wfpus.org/fetterman

“If you thought my face looked bad before, wait until you see it now! You merely adopted the dark; I was born in it, molded by it.” - @johnfetterman.com

More details being reported about John Fetterman’s fall. @johnfetterman.com

Wishing @johnfetterman.com as well as he wishes for Palestinians, undocumented immigrants, shale field residents suffering fracking pollution, and people who rely on ACA health premium subsidies.

I should have known John Fetterman was a spelunker. He caves so easily.

John Fetterman is like if you asked AI to make an unlikable American Shrek.

Fetterman: Do better, man.

notable but not surprising that Fetterman chose Fox & Friends as the place to promote his new book

I fixed @johnfetterman.com ‘s new book cover. “Unfettered” does not accurately describe his mind, clothes, or office staffing crisis.

Who would you like to see as a primary challenger(s) in 2028?

@johnfetterman.com would also be freed to speak out as a private citizen if he resigned.

Democrats Concerned Fetterman Keeps Referring to Them as “You People” unsourcednews.com/democrats-co... #fetterman #satire #politicalsatire #humor

“Hello, I would like to request a refund from the John Fetterman campaign for any and all donations I have made in the past. I oppose his apologies and support for genocide, fracking, and Donald Trump. I will use the money to try and undo the damage by _________.” Send to [email protected]

Unlawful law enforcement is @johnfetterman.com ‘s specialty. Remember when he jumped in his truck with his shotgun to hunt down an unarmed black jogger dressed like Mike Tomlin in 2013? Video: www.facebook.com/share/v/1JGt...

Republican Senators, with an assist from Sen. John Fetterman, voted down an attempt to block the Trump administration’s missile strikes on alleged Venezuelan drug boats. interc.pt/4mYwcBw

BREAKING: @johnfetterman.com switches parties to LIKUD.

@johnfetterman.com it’s never his fault.

“Fetterman disapproval hits 54 percent among Pennsylvania Democrats: Poll” thehill.com/homenews/sen...

@johnfetterman.com hands over our lunch money to the bully.

My neighbor’s dog comes over to my yard and leaves steamy shits on my lawn every day. That’s why I always give it treats and never call it names, just like @johnfetterman.com rewards Trump.

@johnfetterman.com is a butcher among butchers.

@johnfetterman.com says “We can’t just be, ‘Trump is always wrong!’”

@johnfetterman.com isn’t really mourning Charlie Kirk. He’s just nervous that he won’t be kindly remembered for shitposting and vehemently sharing so many of Kirk’s views.

Released today. Genocide. Again, our Senators support a genocide. Rabidly, uncritically, and financially. @johnfetterman.com is a monster. UN Human Rights Council’s "Legal analysis of the conduct of Israel in Gaza pursuant to the Convention on the Prevention and Punishment of the Crime of Genocide":

@sammyobeid.bsky.social begs to differ with @johnfetterman.com ‘s letter to PA colleges alleging pro-Palestinians protests are anti-Semitic. www.facebook.com/share/r/1BRB...

@johnfetterman.com can’t pencil in The Greater Pittsburgh Arts Council at any time from now until eternity.

IPC declared the famine is a famine, but narcissist @fetterman.senate.gov can’t

Like a loaf of moldy bread from Giant Eagle, you can get a refund, folks.

He tried to do an interview and express condolences, but the narcissist had to also make it about himself. *sighs* www.wtae.com/article/us-s...

I am having a very hard time managing my fury listening to Gisele Fetterman doing a media circuit on a book tour for a book about a politics of "tenderness." She's clearly a kind-hearted person but it tries my patience hearing her talk about tenderness while partnered with a genocide advocate

@johnfetterman.com can’t even write his own memoir. Ghostwriter Buzz Bissinger, in the writing process, “went from believing the Pennsylvania senator was a legitimate presidential candidate to believing he should no longer be in office at all—and Bissinger’s concerns have only grown of late.”

I fixed @johnfetterman.com ‘s new book cover. “Unfettered” does not accurately describe his mind, clothes, or office staffing crisis.

“It’s not a genocide, you know, that’s just not the case.” - @johnfetterman.com, a man so confident in his judgment he got in his truck, drove with a loaded shotgun, hunted down a black jogger dressed like Mike Tomlin in January, held him at gunpoint, and never admitted he was wrong.

Out now.

The situation in Gaza is tragic enough that I wish ill on John Fetterman for cheerleading it. I don’t wish ill on anyone. I just want him to feel for one second the hunger the starving children or mourning parents feel. No lighthearted posts for awhile.

@fetterman.senate.gov doesn’t deserve an immigrant wife.

“Pot meets kettle,” one X user wrote under a clip of the senator’s chat with Fox. “Look who’s talking,” someone else said. “Bro, neither are you,” replied another. @johnfetterman.com @fetterman.senate.gov lol

@itcanhappenhere.bsky.social ICE must be destroyed.

“If you are here, you are damned lucky and privileged to be here. You should want to be here, and if you don’t want to be here, leave,” Boyle said. @fetterman.senate.gov Article: www.politico.com/live-updates...

Inspiring words from the greatest, most hard-working Senator Israel has ever had.

@johnfetterman.com you could just resign, bud.