Chicago see you tomorrow!

Netanyahu is such a pussy he can’t even admit he’s dead

Oakland, see you tomorrow!

Here’s my hour of standup on the recent Epstein files drop. I did it to help keep me sane. Hopefully it does for you too youtu.be/nbi0xnHOApE?...

If someone tries to run you over, and you shoot them to prevent it, that’s self-defense If you kind of but not really almost get hit by a car because you stand near it, harassing a driver with no legal authority, and once out of harms way, you shoot… you’re just a murderer who made your own uniform

The United States and Israel are in a toxic relationship

Tonight! Free new hour for the people (except the parts I blacked out but you can just copy paste those into your browser)

Thanks to everyone reaching out. I need to be alone right now. After years of spreading awareness on the genocide in Gaza and the dehumanization of Palestinian children, I didn’t even make the “Top 10 Antisemites of the Year.” I DM’d the StopAntisemism board who said I “didn’t even make top 100.”

And this photo will forever be known as: Mam-Donnie

Figured out who Bubba is. It will blow your…

Why so hard to believe Trump blew a horse? He wanted to do better in the Gallup polls.

Not the jobs report we were expecting

Epstein was Mo-sad. New investigative stand up special premiers in a few hours. Tune in! youtu.be/KWEadMlmP6k?...

Maybe America would realize there's a genocide happening in Gaza if we put the video evidence in a Coldplay kiss cam

The country that closed the Epstein case early and let Diddy off with a bad boy warning wants to teach Iran a little something about women’s rights

Deport them.

Here’s my stand up tour schedule through the end of 2025. Come see me now before I inevitably turn into a podcaster

Muslim values are incompatible with America, because America doesn't believe in values

War with Iran is NOT something to joke about. Khamenei days will this go on for?

Space-X is actually the keys they are frantically typing right now to remove every appearance of Trump’s name from the Epstein files

A lot of people don’t know that Jeffrey Epstein was clinically depressed. You could say he was Mo-ssad :(

No man is an island. Unless it’s Epstein’s island- lots of men will be remembered for being there

We don’t have all the facts about Epstein’s life and death. But we know for sure there’s people in our government who considered him a good hang.

The Trump-Elon feud is a nice distraction from what’s about to happen with the Freedom Flotilla heading to Gaza. But if one of these guys ends up exposing Epstein’s ties to Israel, they will also be a persona non Greta

Millions of dollars, thousands of hours, and herds of government employees couldn’t expose the Epstein case. All it takes is one socially awkward guy on ketamine…

Trump being in the Epstein files is not surprising. Trump reading the Epstein files is.

Toronto Montreal and Ottawa this weekend!

Done until then

This is my family in Gaza. I talk with my lil bro everyday and sometimes I don’t have words. How do they do it? I don’t know anyone in America who could live this way for more than 5 days without a mental breakdown. Their strength & resilience is unimaginable. Here’s his message to the world

My family is Arab & Texan. Don’t frack with us

Florida, I only visit once a year, let’s make it count (Counting is when you use your fingers and say numbers). Let your folks know!

If you want a break from American politics and wanna laugh at somebody else’s problems, this was cathartic youtu.be/jI4GbYurzfs?...

Saying “Free Palestine” is no longer a political statement. It’s a sign of mental health.

“Green Day shouldn’t make political statements” -American Idiot

Last stops before heading back home and being rerouted to El Salvador

“But what about LGBTQ and women’s rights in the Muslim world?” My response:

Injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere. And injustice everywhere means we really f’d up somewhere

Paris! We added a show Monday!

When did I know that journalism is dead? When I literally watched a journalist burn alive because Israel bombed a tent next to a hospital in Gaza and the only reason I saw it is because I have Instagram

Just got kicked out of the Disney Store for asking for the Snow White Free Palestine shirts

I was accused of antisemitism in my performance at a high school where I simply made two jokes about the g-cide in Gaza. Let’s unpack (a thread)

I know this sounds silly. But as a Palestinian, I've always thought it would be really cool to win an Oscar, so that my movie could be banned in theaters and refused by distributors, and if things go well enough I could eventually get abducted and brutally assaulted by the same villains in my movie.

A full 15 minute standup set on the hypocrisy of the word “terrorism” youtu.be/UVnbt3ydFNc?...

People are missing the point on Mahmoud Khalil. It's not about free speech. It's that the government is literally LYING about him, in order to remove him and set an example to suppress future activism. But they forgot to factor in that he’s Arab, and that every Arab family has 25 lawyers. Good luck.

Here’s my full standup set on the lies and attempted intimidation by our government on the pro-Palestine protests youtu.be/ACFNg2YVZJM?...

You’re gonna have to teleport the rest of us

My full standup set on the Russia-Ukraine/Israel-Palestine matrix youtu.be/j621fU-SQTw?...

Can someone AI generate a video of the Trump-Zelensky meeting with everything exactly the same, except Zelensky is replaced with Netanyahu?

Quickest tackle I ever saw in the NFL is when a dude at halftime carried a Palestinian flag

Today is my birthday. Not saying it to get attention, just saying it to get leverage: If you haven't yet, please watch my special and share it with at least one person you think would like it. That's all. Link in thread. Also you can say happy birthday here bc I never said I don't like attention