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Your Honor, Eastbound & Down was playing...

You know those videos of someone obnoxiously yapping into a camera? I never want to see those. Ever.

A collective new Year's resolution for everyone should be to stop using the words 'actually' & 'literally' in every goddamn sentence

You're not gonna make me care about tiktok

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When people boast about 'winning money' on sports betting, I always wonder how much they've lost in total before they 'won'

I regret to announce I am no longer "down for whatever"

I for one do not believe tom Brady eats pizza hut

Little baby _unting

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An unnecessary war for oil started by a Republican president? No waaaayyyy

Keep on a-fockin me baby

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The way our current press works is: GOP are given unlimited credulity. Every statement they make is seen as truth and the Dems need to address it. While Dems are given none of that.

Good stories don't end in "-and I was like, oh my God"

Once in a century political opportunity here, if only there were a party to claim it

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A key part of Democratic Party strategy in 2026 should just be screaming "EGGS!" at everybody since it seemed to work so effectively for Republicans in 2024

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Pushing a shopping cart really casts a spell of "completely fuckin' oblivious to surroundings" on people

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REMINDER: People need to get the fuck off X.

Butterfly Pisses

Hey America, if you were a Christian nation, you’d be feeding the poor, not yelling at them for using food stamps.

Can somebody please just leak the Epstein files in their entirety already?

I want all the Democratic politicians to be perfectly clear: centrism will not win a damn thing this cycle. Fake progressivism will disillusion and then enrage the next generation of voters. Stop trying to keep your donors and work on helping the people.

PSA

Anyone who still thinks the GOP isn't completely compromised by Russia & The Pure Nazi Heritage Foundation,... is a fucking moron.

Post AI images of guns that don't exist so you can rile up gun nuts & waste their time by saying, "this is a zv-7426 made in Bulgaria" just to start big gun nut man-splaining argument threads

Get a banner photo. gawd!

Everyone signed the bill where are the Epstein files

Time to drop and boycott unethical companies that don’t care about decent working conditions and wages, human rights, environmental protection. We have the wallet power and this is the only thing those greedy corporations understand.

BREAKING: wealthy upper class says a better world for those beneath them is impossible

a lot of you are probably too young to remember this but presidents dont normally wage war against americans

Poverty is a policy choice. Concentrated wealth is a policy choice. Inequality is a policy choice. None of it is natural or inevitable. Remember: We have the power to build a system that serves the many, not the powerful few.

dark mode for life

5/6 Trump isn’t negotiating in good faith. Russia is blackmailing him over Epstein. His goal is self-preservation, pushing Russia’s terms on Ukraine and betraying US allies. He shouldn’t even be at the table

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