I thought I was 43 all this year and now I get to be 43 again. Cool.

When I moved to CA from Japan the first commercials I can remember were the horrible Kars 4 Kids ones. Shrill jingles asking you to donate to a nebulous cause. I am glad they are finally being banned for the true crimes that they are.

Shiromaruhime, the mascot of Himeji City, is a gentle mochi princess with Himeji Castle on her head.

useless dems: nah we got civility we won't pump that bite to everyone forever

All English political power flows from the counter server at Greggs.

Replace the President with Air Bud from the hit movie Air Bud

You ever just watch the only 3 star wars movies (Ewoks, Solo, Ewoks again)

I may not have my hair anymore and my car is in the shop and my brain is fried from everything (tm) but I got this, a complete set of power rangers pogs. Pogs! Also a Callie.

How do I make the blue sky show me more dogs and less Facebook political images, when did my algorithm become this messed up

Only watching a marvel movie again if the Hypno Hustler stars

Elio really has a gay baby jail for Silver Wolf lol

Why don’t they just change the national anthem to “I Got 5 On It” by Luniz, easier to sing too

Here's hoping for a Tisza supermajority. And for a meteor to strike the guy who cut me off in an interchange, what the fuck dude

Maybe a Costco hot dog will fix me

Imagine how nice it is to be this far from all this nonsense, even with a broken toile.

I love getting a Jersey Mike's sandwich because I can only eat half at a time and I can save the rest for later. *Ten minutes later* Time for the rest of that sandwich.

Kitasan Black will never escape now that his son won the Osaka Hai… free my boy…

All these hopeful souls got the Shahadah copypasta loaded in the post window to be first when he dies, I salute your valor.

Oguri Cap

This might somehow be the stupidest thing Hegseth could do and he has done so many stupid fucking things. www.war.gov/News/News-St...

Whole damn year has been one awful joke, can we just skip to 4/2

Go home GI, your edgelord era got indexed by the Wayback Machine and a grad student is writing about you Your girlfriend started following Hasan Piker, GI GI, your meme coinS dropped 80% in value because the president’s son rug pulled you GI

These guys should learn about the holocaust. It was bad!

Oh boy, JBLM artillery practice all day and night. I love when my dog goes mad from what sounds like the shelling of Stalingrad. So great.

It’s hard to blame woke DEI when the military is losing a war because of the straits.

sure the pedophile felon president just illegally bombed a country that may have nukes while federal forces under his command murder and harass people in america and immigrants are tortured and he moves forward with plans to build concentration camps and sorry idk where i was going fuck all of this

They gonna make Marco Rubio the Shah 2

Did they send tickets care of RFD?

my toxic trait is i love an overpriced burger

The 1660 Super will reign a thousand years as best video card, how dare they think of stopping support

ONLY 364 MORE DAYS UNTIL THE DALLAS COWBOYS AREN’T IN THE SUPER BOWL AGAIN

we need to talk about that Ring Super Bowl ad

What do you MEAN the president audibly SHIT himself live on camera and they immediately cancelled the press conference and rushed everyone out of the room like it's a fire drill, and it happened two days ago, and I'm just hearing about it NOW?

News is crazy today

My president

Starting to wonder whether that FIFA Not A Murderous Administration Prize was warranted

What a fucking disgrace. Abolish ICE, and put these people on a barge off into the garbage patch where they belong.

how’d that one end again

looks like I picked the right week to severely injure my tendons and get unlimited norcos

Japanese Hololivers during a group gaming session

there has never been a more old man yelling at cloud moment since the moment's origin

gentle reminder if your football team doesn’t win today it’s bc you wore the wrong socks you dumb fuck how could you

Why are all these maga cocksuckers named Nick, it's really ruining our brand

Why is every live resin cart like 90% gone instantly and the other 10% looking like it's empty but like a Maccabean miracle smokes for 9 days more

All the kabooms means the Doyers won I guess, didn't know LA held territory up here

I made a Stardew farm and the seed rolled 2 stone owls day 1 and 2, I'm moomin' now (421721565 seed)