@alexnavarro.bsky.social re: The Run video - “What does God need with a man with a crossbow?” would be a great nextlander long sleeve. Black and white, gothic font, backlit silhouette of a guy with a crossbow. Thank you.

can i put corregated cardboard pizza box in oven at 170F for an hour

you couldn't force me to have a take longer than 100 words. i don't want anything enough.

get me to god’s country

A lot of you don’t know the last Life Is Strange ended with Max Caulfield *throwing a handgun* at the tornado from the first Life is Strange. By fans for fans

I just cannot believe Metroid Prime 4 is this bland. It really feels like all of Retro said “fine whatever” when forced to clean up Bandai’s mess instead of their true passion: fixing Donkey Kong

have you tried rooting for the Patriots?

bunch of indie designers leave their stuff for us to sell at the cafe on consignment. it’s cool! but every month I write eight dollar checks to Scrimblo Jango LLC. five dollars to “Kenny”.

[after tenting my fingers for one month straight] more like stupid tha very idiot

Infuriated to see how many of these stories end in ghosting. I hire people for $15-$17/hr customer service roles. Everyone who gets an interview gets an email after. If the local cafè can write back a barista, what’s your excuse?

clip might have enough power to bring back desus and mero

FOG is actually a phenomenal name for an industry lacking a vision.

A coffee pro with a really big following and decades of experience came in and said we were “exceptional” and “the 2nd best drink they’ve ever had at a cafe, ever” and I’m like “…are you sure. we sell Magic the Gathering and RPGs here.”

Tears of the Kingdom on Switch 2 is phenomenal. If you never really clicked with the game the first go round (like me), give a new save file a spin with “Pro HUD” in the settings.

when I say “fuck” in a meeting

Blue Prince is phenomenal, clicks with me in all the ways Outer Wilds didn’t. And yet it let me put the Foundation next to the entrance hall, which is dogshit.

first pack god pack

Heck of a threat to make just before the 250th anniversary of Lexington and Concord

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chevy picks artist pics like no one else in the game

Signed the lease on a cafe space yesterday.

we made these orange rosemary and marshmallow chocolates for a domestic violence survivor aid group. they’re entirely vegan and maybe one of the best pieces I’ve done this year

refuse to learn what a wordmark is

they say you shouldn’t make your career your identity but what if everyone calls you Chocolate Dan

Being on Twitter-like sites less has forced me to make more friends in-person. tragically, they’re all artists who don’t live online and think I invented “P for Papas”

anyways this one’s for the blockheads

spooky babies

i put my staff through a lot but i think i broke them today trying to explain a Cinnasnail

i am becoming too strong

Strawberry. Vegan, jammy, good…but I can’t wait for fall flavors to kick off

Sweet Corn Caramels are my favorite thing to make, taste phenomenal, and never ever sell

Christina is playing CONTROL for the first time and I keep losing my shit over how great this game is

a “flavor chemist” from wendy’s came and bought one of everything. this is not a bit.

i found The Orange Box and Sonic Adventure DX here for $2 while everyone else was digging through 50 cent piles of books. it was weird and ruled!!!!

[parties with eggroll]

i don’t wish ill on anyone except freeze dried candy companies. astronauts can already eat skittles, moron.

i may not like his administration’s policies, but i have to admit….it does make snack time happen faster.

meet orange raspberry ganache. he tastes like a flinstones pop and looks like ham salad