Ok. I've now bought all the Knicks Championship merch I'm ever going to buy. Conspicuous consumption never felt so good.

Stop. We already love you. No need to pile on.

THANK you, KTLA

Clowns

Cut to one of those videos of a hearing impaired baby with an implant hearing their mother's voice for the first time..

Fam. FAM!

I love you so hard, Sydette.

Ir a las Izzy quierdah In 200 pies. Someone needs to remix the Google maps GPS with Duolingo.

Released 40 years ago today. Still the greatest day off.

Life comes at you fast.

Me if I was a Spurs fan right now:

That.... was a religious experience

Donald went to the Knicks game and they lost for the first time in over a month. Everything he touches turns to shit.

First time in a month and a half they lost. Devastated still

"My mayor Muslim / my bagels Jewish / my Christian Dior / Knicks in Four" is basically Keats to me

Being independently wealthy

Josh Hart: 3 points 15 rebounds 6 assists 4 steals 0 turnovers The Knicks go how Josh Hart goes. He wears #3. Same number as John Starks. Time is a flat circle.

Double digit win. AGAIN.

So much

Contested. In the paint. So that it hurts.

I think Josh Hart just grabbed another rebound.

Concrete jungle. Where dreams are made of.

Bing bong, indeed, friends. Bing Bong.

BIG KNICKS ENERGY.!!

Well... Some of you.

Big lights will inspire you.

Take a punch. Fight back.

To my Pride folks. You are loved. There ain't no other you. You are so fierce you got these wockaflockas shook and whatnot. Go on with yo' bad selves.

Rally around the family. With a pocket full of shells. #nyknicks

A bear attack in northeastern Japan left at least four people injured. Security footage from Fukushima Steel Works shows an Asian black bear chasing a worker by the entrance of the factory and throwing him to the ground.

What I see when someone asks me if I'd like to hold the baby:

big if true

pictured: woody learning that buzz lightyear and jessie were at january 6

The moment, you own it, you better never let it go You only get one shot, do not miss your chance to blow This opportunity comes once in a lifetime.....

Longest, loudest booing in U.S. history? I’m counting on you, Knicks fans.

Everybody:

My baby takes the morning train. Come on Eileen. 80s song double entendres were immaculate.

Why see the world when you got the beach?

Just me, teaching a white lady what PUÑETA means. Always an educator, b.

Never change, Oakland. Never.

Josh Hart = "What if Draymond Green wasn't a huge dick bag?" was a person

I stopped doing the pledge of aliegence when I was like .. 8. - things I heard at the "I love boosters" premiere in Oakland

White Supremacy Football. The Niners way. Keep taking those crunch time ELs, squarebears...

Um.... Holy shit. #knicks

and then the Mets and Giants fans laughed and laughed and laughed...

she’s in oakland, someone tell interpol

Eh.

In San Diego on a work trip... The one bar not in gaslamp open at 11:30 is playing the entire drake record. You fuckers don't deserve an NFL team.

Dating on feeld be like...

Oakland is like... Even the fake shit is honest. They can't help it. Terrifying and goofy. Ratchet and real. I've never.... Look, I'm a Bronx boy. This place is fucking home to me now. It just feels RIGHT.