I told someone I was fully against AI, and they asked which issue I had; environmental, intellectual, or the plagiarizing? And I think to myself, why should it just be one? But also, why shouldn’t one be enough? Anyway, I’m taking another long socials break, be easy ya freaks

Hon D’accord

*Strings of code frantically shredding digital files*

The hubris of speech writers borders on that of architects

Yonkers city council passed a resolution in 1991 to be the first council in the nation to go in record as supporting Thomas Clarence’s nomination to the Supreme Court. In case anyone was wondering.

I understand there is pushback on millionaire celebs speaking out against billionaires but these are great points from them, it's very good that anyone who gets a microphone in their face bitches about this kind of stuff to normies. you wouldn't believe how radicalized the normie girls are getting

Happy World Toilet Day! (No for real it is)

I’ll tell y’all a little secret: be it the north or the south, America is Bad

BUBBLE BUBBLE BUBBLE BUBBLE POP

Faculty discipline committees should really normalize de-tenuring/dismissal investigations for the sort of behavior described in the Summers case

The sexual tension between my olfactory sense and the scent of the public restroom

I wanted to share probably the most important sermon I’ve given and it’s while I’m being arrested. It’s torture pure and simple what happens at #Broadview. I’m ok, though I was thrown to the ground and choked with my pectoral cross. A review of the video shows I was peaceful - did I deserve this?

Anyone else still never had and will never have chick fil a?

"But it's not only the letting go — there's also the rejoicing of how we can break the system that created the trauma and the division between us and the original caretakers of the land."

You’re laughing? They’re kink shaming the president and you’re laughing?

The whole Epstein case really is just what happens when someone finally forgets to pay someone off and the double agent guy gets caught, but the consequences forced an immense exposition into the day to day of Bohemian Grove types.

Countless Americans deleting their digital copies of Sound of Freedom (2023)

Trump: you got my weekend playlist setup for while I’m away Groyper intern: sure did, boss. I got the “Isolated billionaire haunting the wings of his mansion as he mourns the death and betrayal of his semi-literate pedophile sex trafficking BFF” vibe coming right up.

Change a letter, make a singer less appealing: Dolly Farton

Y’all can you believe people are being RUDE in 2025?!?!!

AI could never write this

“They’re distracting from Schumer with the Epstein emails” excuse me but I’m perfectly capable of demanding Chuck’s resignation through all of this

Noam Chomsky writing shit like How the World Works and Who Rules The World? while also being homies with Epstein is so funny like he gagged us fr

CLAIM: The government is run by a secret society of pedophiles RATING: FALSE. This society is in no way a secret

IT'S HAPPENING

Ok so after all this Schumer gets ratted out by Dems trying to organize a military coup, while republicans simultaneously confirm esptein emails true, impeach trump, Vance becomes pres, he picks Newsome as his VP, and boom: New Woke Nazi Party establishes control of all branches of government

Art of The Deal

Spirit Possession whips so much ass

It’s the Demoralization Olympics here in the states and things are Heating Up!

I still remember years ago arguing with my brother-in-law about Obamacare, and he goes “it hasn’t helped a single person!” I told him “your sister and I are in it right now” and he gave me the most confused look.

Vyvanse turned off the very loud internal static, but now that my thoughts have room they’re getting too big. If that makes sense.

Chuck Schumer feels the fear of his time as a New York politician is coming to a close, having failed to both lead his party and defend the sanctum of capitalism from adopting social programs that work equitably. His stench is unpalatable to anyone.

First day on vyvanse and I have been POSTING

Y’all no one has to determine whether Schumer’s shutdown offer was a MASTERFUL GAMBIT or THE KNIFE EDGE OF LUCK the blame shift being visible only matters to people who believed the finger pointing in the first place. “See! It’s not us!” is on the table for water cooler talk regardless.

NO ITS THE FUTURE WE JUST NEED ALL OF THE WORLDS FINANCIAL AND ENVIRONMENTAL RESOURCES

Dark Woke is ~welcome to my twisted mind 😈~ for Resist Libs

Ok so the libs got to “lib tf out!” Or whatever but we can’t let them get too gassed up or they’ll start talking about “ethical billionaires”

Vijay Iyer, Tyshawn Sorey, Adam O’Farrill, and Yunior Terry absolutely tore it up, and we got to sit right next to Iyer.

You’ve heard of bodega cat, but what do you know about Dispensary Dobermans?

March of the Fire Ants, it’s always been March of the Fire Ants

Great to see all the posturing about antisemitism hasn’t confused any of these Very Tolerant Christians

I was feeling too good about the election so I watched Ballad of The Little Soldier, Herzog’s documentary about Indigenous child soldiers in Nicaragua fighting the Sandinistas in the 80’s

Podcast listeners, rejoice in knowing Eric Adams will finally just be a regular guy, and will probably have one of the funniest podcasts in history, be it purposefully or not

Let every American who hates cities be at peace, knowing their billionaire overlords will be relocating to a city closer to them, now that they find NYC unamenable

Please let everyone believe NYC is cooked. Please let blue shirt finance bros leave in droves (the ones that aren’t bridge and tunnel already). Let the skyscraper penthouses be drained of their non-resident owners.

Capital has not been threatened seriously in many decades in this country. As a socialist movement grows - even a soc dem / dem soc one - their claws will come out. They have trillions to blow on crushing it

Overheard at work (in Yonkers, not even in NYC proper) about the nyc mayoral election: “man that city has been going downhill since de Blasio was elected”

Nothing scares establishment Dems more than the sight of success. The thought of voters who know they can demand more than a corporate mouthpiece is existentially terrifying to them.