“Come to Butthead.”

If Mojtaba survives, the regime will use his "war wounds" to try and manufacture legitimacy for a Supreme Leader severely lacking in theological and revolutionary credentials.

Nobody was bothering you when you were snorting heroin off a toilet seat We let you do your heroin in peace

Thou shalt not lie.

Man, losing Ted Turner and now Bobby Cox within a few days…pillars of the ATL

Peter Magyar was sworn in on Saturday as Hungary’s new prime minister. He won a landslide election over Viktor Orban, whose 16 years in power made him a global figure of nationalist right-wing politics.

The No-Bid Contract That Is Turning Washington’s Reflecting Pool Blue www.nytimes.com/2026/05/08/u...

every person I end up getting seated next to on an airplane, once they're two drinks in

Doug Wilson was once a fringe figure on the evangelical Right. Now he preaches at the Pentagon and his adherents are dotted throughout the Trump administration. My Lunch with the patriarch of America's growing Christian Nationalist movement, in this week's @ftweekend.com as.ft.com/r/a37925a9-9...

Oh gee I guess it's illegal to have hobbies now.

personally I think it's a very big deal that the Canada bureau chief for the @nytimes.com — certainly one of the highest-paid journalists in the country — asked an unspecified "AI tool" what Poilievre said & published its AI-hallucinated quotes in her reporting.

I don’t use the word hero often, but….

He normally goes by the initials, A.I.

Whoever wrote this should find other work that does not involve words

"Well there are certain sections of New York, Major, that I wouldn't advise you to try to invade.”

I would appreciate it if the United States Justice Department would stop trolling me while I’m on vacation

I can’t believe we’re still doing this. Knight Rider is actually the driver. The car is “Knight Rider’s Monster.”

Texas Republicans have passed legislation and made policies targeting Muslim organizations and housing development. https://to.pbs.org/4cRVdMQ

Think I’ve now seen it all. A dog food ad touting its digestive “poop” properties, with a boxer squatting under a soundtrack of “Nessun Dorma”.

Iran's defiance extends to the negotiating table, where President Donald Trump has acknowledged they refuse to accept U.S. demands. https://to.pbs.org/4tZO7vY

Did Rubio just say the Iranians need “to check themselves before they wreck themselves?” And that the Iranian leaders are “insane in the brain”? cc Polymarket

Odds that Vance does the next briefing after that debate-closing flourish, teed up by the CBN shill?

The giggling majority of the WH press corps at this Rubio briefing should all be on bed pan duty at a VA hospital by end of day.

Pope Leo, after Trump's newest attack, says only spreading message of peace reut.rs/48KdFod

Buxton, North Carolina, faces some of the highest erosion rates in the state. At least 19 homes have collapsed since September. Relative sea levels have risen eight inches there in the last 30 years, according to federal tide gauge data. https://wapo.st/4uqYSXR

Jeff Bezos could’ve done what several other wealthy newspaper owners have done — turn the Post into a nonprofit and provide it a sizable endowment. Instead he did shit like this ⤵️

A detail I didn’t know: “The Herald entered the Epstein series for a Pulitzer Prize that year, but it was not a finalist. Alan Dershowitz … who helped broker Epstein’s original deal, wrote a letter to the Pulitzer committee that year, urging them not to honor Brown’s work.” share.inquirer.com/THMiUZ

A Pulitzer for Julie K. Brown. Richly deserved, and overdue!

Just watched “One Battle After Another” and - WHOA - how do I get nearly 3 hours of my life back for that piece of crap.

Dagger for Va. Tech grads.

Allez Les Habitantes!!!

Cruise Industry: Would you like to shit yourself to death and/or bleed out in a tiny plastic cabin? Americans: No Cruise Industry: What if there were unlimited Mai Tais and deep fried Mac & Cheese balls? Americans:

Greta is very serious about her sun.

i've been getting more folks telling me about this and it's not anything i agreed to. it's been stolen like AI steals. please vandalize it if and when you see it.

US Department of Justice loses a quarter of its lawyers ft.trib.al/VHEV5T4

What a finish - Golden Tempo wins the Kentucky Derby

The nineties were better in the sense of several extremely bad things not having happened yet

Sheila getting her midday meal.

Old InfoWars' staff appear to have also done some ransacking on the way out. This is some of the property the families planned to eventually sell off to collect on this judgment, in a studio we were prepared to pay up to take over.

NEW: Pete Hegseth tightens control at Pentagon, defiant and more confident than ever Lots of new details here: www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...

Holy…my lord…Santa Maria…bolts live

“The greatest fear for me was coming back without the photograph,” Thornell said. “The things that were happening there, you just kind of dealt with it and tried to photograph what was happening, because that was your bread and butter, that was your career."

If I get one more goddam email from AARP trying to get my to buy something because I’m in the club or some shit now, I’m gonna have an aneurysm

JFK TSA wouldn't let this guy take his Oscar on a plane because they said it could be used as a weapon.

Where does Olympic gold medalist Lindsey Vonn keep her medals? Here's what she told @amnanawaz.bsky.social.

Bust It Big

Unsure what you’re doing if you’re not watching Habs v Bolts…

After designating Anthropic as a supply-chain risk, the Trump administration is drafting an EO to let agencies bypass the designation to use Anthropic's powerful new vulnerability-hunting model Mythos. www.axios.com/2026/04/29/t...

Second (and last) #SCOTUS ruling is the big one, Louisiana v. Callais. For a 6-3 majority (Rs v. Ds), Justice Alito purports to narrow the ability of states to draw majority-minority districts as a remedy for race-based vote dilution, but, per Kagan's dissent, comes pretty close to gutting the VRA:

The VRA decision is coming now…