What an absolute treasure Diane Keaton was. Her wit never tired, nor did her style.

Thank you, morons! #GoHoos!

I love baseball when I don’t have my soul nailed to one team. 💀

How is Tarik Skubal throwing 101 for his 95th pitch. How.

Wasn’t me.

News: Bari Weiss just sent a memo to staffers at CBS News asking them to produce a memo explaining "how you spend your working hours—and ideally, what you've made (or are making) that you're most proud of." One CBS News staffer puts it like this to me: "We just got Elon Musked."

Marco Rubio co-signed a letter in support of the nomination of María Corina Machado for the Nobel Peace Prize. Here’s the letter he and several other GOP lawmakers sent to the Nobel committee last year. Mike Waltz also co-signed the letter. www.rickscott.senate.gov/services/fil...

New: Bari Weiss booked Hillary Clinton, Mike Pompeo, and Antony Blinken for a roundtable on Gaza, her first major move at CBS. Notably on a CBS call today in which the panel was floated, one producer also repeatedly emphasized the need to hear from Palestinians in Gaza (Weiss did not respond).

This little twerp, who’s been there a few months, axed two of the lions of WaPo?? Fisher is an investigative champion and had been at The Post for 39 years. Hoffman had been there for 42, and he won a Pulitzer LAST YEAR.

Sell the team Hal.

I wrote legal editorials for the Post for a hot minute many years ago, and I was constantly anxious about making sure I got the details right. This editorial is just humiliating for everyone involved

Ladies who lunch:

Peyton Manning should think about doing some commercials

Still Life with Dead Birds (and a Basket of Oysters), by Germain Ribot, 1860-80

Well, stick a fork in the fuckin Yanks.

All right-thinking Americans want the Broncos to pull this out. F the Birds!

LFG HOOOOOOOOOOOS!! 5-1 baby, knocking off 2 undefeated top-ranked teams UVA

correspondent for The Economist

Boone is Booning

I spoke to a Venezuelan woman who was arrested in this raid and later released with her 4yo son. She said agents broke down their door, pointed guns at them and made sexualized remarks about Venezuelan women. When she returned to her apartment it was boarded up and all her possessions were gone.

“'The fact that we don't have money to pay journalists, but we have money to pay Bari Weiss between $100 and 200 million is indicative of what the Ellisons' true goal here is,' a network correspondent said. 'And it's not journalism.'"

Just had a dream about a toaster oven burning a slice of pizza, and driving me insane: a perfect metaphor for my week

1968 Shelby Mustang GT350 Convertible 4-Speed

$200k to hang out with dogs. amazing IG gabriel.desanti, barkandburn

“Madame Defarge, I presume.”

Junior

Sending the 82d to PDX apparently discussed by Miller aides, and more:

Gotta love the ground balls with eyes! @yankees.com

My mom: “stop throwing the ball at the fuckin’ batters!”

Cubs cubbing at the cubbingest moment to cub.

FUCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK

Is Aaron Boone subject to the shutdown please say yes. @bresreports.bsky.social

Aaron Fucking Boone. Fail.

I would appreciate MOAR SCOAR by @yankees.com

Prince releases “Purple Rain” as a single 41 years ago today — originally recorded live in Minneapolis, “though at the time we didn’t know that was the plan,” said keyboardist Lisa Coleman. “Prince was really excited and kept pumping us up: ‘We’re making history tonight.’ It all makes sense now.”

Watching “Goodfellas”. The Copacabana scene is an icon of film. Just breathtaking.

Get me the fuck out of here

So a DC-based colleague sent me this -- but apparently to get alerts from the White House you have to agree to *promotional and marketing messages notifications and customer service communications* Are other people seeing this? This seems like an obviously illegal use of public data. 1/n

Nation’s 56,000 Acres Of Spinach Crops Cooked Down To Single Half-Cup Serving

Same

Zelensky: "We don't have big, fat missiles that dictators love to show off at parades. But we do have drones that can fly 2,000 to 3,000 kilometers."

Call it “Marx to Market”

As I was saying…

Immigration and Customs Enforcement agents held a 5-year-old autistic girl outside her Massachusetts home to pressure her father to surrender to authorities last week, according to the girl's family www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...

This is unironically one of the wildest photos ever taken.

After President Lula told me yesterday he and President Trump have *never met, Trump at #UNGA announces he and Lula ran into each other as he entered the UN, embraced, had "excellent chemistry," and agreed to meet next week. Lula intvu last night: www.youtube.com/watch?v=WOph...

"for 39 seconds, we had excellent chemistry"

“They want to kill all the cows”