Tangerine vanilla sparkling water from TJ’s needs stevia or something

Alien Earth with the needle drop 🫨

Craft Club project tally: a turtle made out of dinosaur fabric, amigurumi horse, Snoopy tapestry, socks out of self striping yarn, a wool vest with blueberries on it, amigurumi penguin-I also learned about this www.stitchfiddle.com/en

M wants a pet rat. I can’t tell if she’s serious but have zero clue what a pet rat needs(A subway? A pizza crust?)

.Do re mi fa sol la si.

Toxic Avenger was such a heartwarming tale 🏭🛢️💚🫟

me: i wish for peace in this cruel world mosquito biting my leg: slurp

you can't throw a rock in america without hitting some troglodytic religious weirdo trying to control other people's bodies and that's why we should throw a lot more rocks

Read the Elizabeth Gilbert New Yorker article on Libby and my sacral chakra spent 500 dollars at an Aveda then joined a leggings cult

Maybe we shouldn’t be surprised by the Legends Tower thing since navigating nonprofits and philanthropic funding in OK is kind of like Cabin in The Woods where you don’t know a wall is there until it smacks you in the face or sizzles winged hope before your eyes

Htown and OKC-I don’t even know them

The mental health benefits of not knowing any history right now must be massive. Moving through your day with total equanimity. What happens next? Who knows? Maybe something good

the complete embrace of nihilism and the rejection of being genuine is the greatest danger to humanity right now

A year ago, I heard that Oklahoma City had approved a plan to build Legends Tower, the tallest skyscraper in the entire Western hemisphere. Why were we building the Tower of Babel in the Heartland? I decided to investigate. This essay is the result. (gift link) thepickup.com/whats-so-wro...

Getting free should be free. Trump's EO attacking D.C. and other places that organized to get no-cash bail is sickening. Trying to end cashless bail is just one more way Trump and officials intend to turn D.C. and the rest of the country into a police and detention state.

If there’s a Traylor reference at this conference… I’m walking out with all the complimentary pens, screaming

10 minute read or so, timely and unambiguous

10 minute read or so, timely and unambiguous

Jump scares but it’s just the Teams notification sound

Still think about him and that conversation, and what’s possible to know before you fully understand it

I was in Phnom Penh at 2am on a sidewalk and my partner at the time left me there, to go find drugs-as was their way. Navigated back to the hotel for over two hours with a dead phone. Anyway, I remember the doorman loved America a lot and I recall trying to convince him not to, 2012ish-didn’t work

Can't even build death star anymore, because of ewok

Goals and crochet to knitting aspirations. I need this dress Artist @id.knit.that

JD Vance getting booed everywhere he goes so he has to ask the secret service to evacuate the entire city block so he can go to a restaurant is one of the few good subplots we have right now

In conclusion: Mars can watch the k pop demon hunters, it’s fine

If you’re a journal person, I recommend one of these, they’re so beautiful-the hand rolled cigarettes + sangria in the park of journals

Ok whatever, the demon ghost cat was cute and endearing

Super convenient alcohol and most heavy food has started giving me near immediate migraines now that I’m approaching my 4th decade.

how your email finds me

Why do only tradwife coded mean girls wear those barrel jeans? 😭

You know me baby, zine’in and rollin… @ryanmdavis.bsky.social🦇🦇🕶️🕶️

“Balls ass” makes perfect sense to me as a qualifier and never explaining

Like in the Hellraiser reboot, I’m concerned about the Cinnabons the whole time

Alien: Earth is weeeeeiiiirrrrrrddd, and we need to settle a debate: in sci fi shows and film, are you more concerned about ‘chittering’ or ‘squelching’ in the subtitled sounds?? Chittering first but then again, squelching means it’s already upon you and chittering means you have a second or two

I sent an exasperated ‘Thursday’ to @ryanmdavis.bsky.social who responded with a Geoff Rickley gif -can’t win this one bc I didn’t even know they made those-

I need someone to bring back lenticular panel shirts plz, ok thx

Unfortunate, but true: the only antidote to poster’s madness is having a rich and fulfilling personal life

Between her and Jo March, I would say my adolescent self must be pretty proud of the dour feminist bibliophile killjoy I grew up to be-

You’re cute @ryanmdavis.bsky.social

🩵Wings tba, maybe not the worst first crochet project attempt

My son

So confident in my ability to count before attempting crochet

(I’m not sure I can’t actually see right now)

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Step 1: Walk into a super bougie vintage store

Googles “remote islands with no cell service” I just need a couple weeks

Little mantra for a friend

Look at all this traysure I got yesterday at book club at @mixedusetulsa.bsky.social which is my favorite place💘and house plant clippings, so grateful, inspired me to start taking my zines/musings/earrings/unused yarn♻️