I hope Democrats unveil their new “TRANSGENDER FOR EVERYONE” policy tomorrow. America is ready.

Abigail Spanberger, a former congresswoman and CIA agent, will be the first woman to serve as governor of Virginia, following a streak of 74 men. Spanberger's campaign was laser-focused on attacking President Trump's policies. nyti.ms/498lHIB

the Jets are absolutely loaded with first round picks now, with a chance to get young star talents like Sauce Gardner and Quinnen Williams

Every aspect of American media is now controlled by a small group of far right billionaires. Here’s why America has a liberal media bias problem.

If Mamdani wins I will leave New York. I will go live in one of the other 5 houses I have, perhaps the one in South Florida, or the one in Paris, or Napa, or Cabo, but I will definitely leave New York. I will keep my apartment, though, because it's awesome and New York is great. But I will leave.

punt block thicc six for Dallas

Cam Little with a new record.

WHEEEEEEEE

Why even have a retractable roof at NRG Stadium if it’s not open today?!

The key hits were great, Yoshi was great, Pages nearly killing Kiké was great, but I believe we can all agree that the best thing about Game Seven was that Blake Treinen had nothing to do with it.

For the 6th year in a row, a player named Will Smith has won the World Series 2020 - Will Smith (C), Dodgers 2021 - Will Smith (RP), Braves 2022 - Will Smith (RP), Astros 2023 - Will Smith (RP), Rangers 2024 - Will Smith (C), Dodgers 2025 - Will Smith (C), Dodgers

they must end this game before the daylight savings clock adjustment. nobody knows what will happen if baseball gets into the time shift. we could get stuck in the time wormhole forever

Give Ernie MVP!

Most hits in a single postseason: 2025 Ernie Clement: 30 2020 Randy Arozarena: 29 2025 Vladimir Guerrero Jr.: 28

Baseball is so great you guys. It's also terrible and mean and no one should love it because it will snap your heart in half. But it's so great.

Of course I am going to the game on Monday… 😑

Trey Yesavage struck out 12 batters and walked none in seven innings of one-run ball in Game 5 of the freakin' World Series. He also generated 23 whiffs tonight, the most by any pitcher in the World Series in the pitch-tracking era (since 2008). Here are his dozen strikeouts against the Dodgers.

Good lawd Zach Lavine (via NBA)

Blue Jay (rotated), by Helen Frankenthaler, 1963, 📸 by @haffeyphoto

it's cool to see that this game's starting pitcher is still hanging in there

A house is not a home, by Rein Kooyman, 2025, 📸 via @mlbonfox

I can’t go back to my life from before this game. I’ve changed. Only those who watched will understand

oh my god, The Tweet is exactly ten years old tonight

Posting again as a public service (and because I can't freakin' remember either):

Whenever people complain about the number of folks relying on food stamps, it is worth reminding them that SNAP is, by too large of a degree, a subsidy for corporations that refuse to pay a living wage and their political allies who reject public policy prescriptions to reduce income inequality.

Dak deprived us the Aubrey super kick and sadly I’m not gonna be able to forgive him for that

I know it’s a word but it’s a personal pet peeve of mine when people say “resiliency” instead of “resilience”

that should be a fumble

HAHAHA WE MADE IT AS A FIELD GOAL DISTRACTION

Addison Barger!!! The first pinch-hit grand slam in World Series history

Roundball Rock is a great sports theme but it fails to answer the question of whether or not the performers have been waiting all day to watch the basketball game in question

Mad Max Scherzer

We have a nominee for “Overworked Twitter (Bluesky) Joke of the Week,” @thepressbox.bsky.social!

VLADDY JR IS THE FIRST PERSON IN A LEAFS JERSEY TO WIN A GAME SEVEN IN OVER 20 YEARS

That’s the first go-ahead home run while trailing by multiple runs in the 7th inning or later in Game 7 history Only other in any winner-take-all game: 2024 NLWCS G3 Pete Alonso

The Toronto Blue Jays are going to the World Series

That TV commercial that shows the lady asking an AI assistant on her phone for help buying flowers is especially annoying because it appears that she is *standing in front of a flower shop*. She could, y'know, *ask the florist*.

in baseball we call this a wheeeeeeeee!

For the Sickos

61 yards for Brandon Aubrey... light work

Brandon Aubrey has now hit more 60-yard field goals in his 2.5-year NFL career (5) than every kicker in the NFL combined from 1960 to 2005 (4)

It's been one year since the greatest announcer call in college football history: "OH NO! DISASTER! WHAT A BAD IDEA!"

if each team fails to score in OT they should just end the game in a tie