It’s the perfect one-panel cartoon.

Wine guts

Wow, he looks just like him!

Tried to connect phone to Bluetooth speaker and rather than playing what I was playing on Apple Music (Pet Shop Boys) it started playing Wonderful Christmastime. 🤷🏻‍♂️

Excellent

Private Eye journalist just smearing medical experts because reasons.

Give up if this happens.

The Liz Truss graph is still something special.

Talk about stealing defeat from the jaws of victory.

David Olusoga has a very calming voice.

Absolutely outrageous header from BDB.

I also believe this to be true of laboratory mice (n = 1).

Stupid green kit

The thing about the Indeed advert about salary expectations is that by deliberately portraying something that is very annoying as being very annoying and then forcing us to watch it, it makes Indeed itself seem very annoying.

It’s only an excerpt and it doesn’t explain what Hampton actually did or didn’t do, but on the face of it Earps comes out terribly from this. www.theguardian.com/football/202...

Probably my favourite ever goal.

Figma slots for components is probably worth an Apple-event style whoop. Not sure about the other AI stuff they’re talking about. #FigmaSchema

And this is why Your Party should not be your party.

Is a child of the X0’s (e.g. 80’s) a child that was born in the X0’s or a child that grew up in and can remember (much of) it?

I can continue to eat their lovely cheese.

So that song about that lass from Hamlet is a banger, but if I was a lawyer for an Elizabeth Grant or a Stefani Germanotta I’d think I might have a bit of work coming up.

Series 3 of Blue Lights: episode 1 tiresomely predictable and unimaginative but after that as excellent as the first two series.

We’d best give Hadrian’s Wall back.

The BBC are accidentally running the subtitles to Mrs Marple over the Mercury Prize, and it’s rather wonderful. A few of lines could plausibly have been written by Jarvis.

When I was forced to sell my drum kit and gig using kitchen pots and pans instead, that's when I knew I'd hit wok bottom.

Shakespeare should be translated and taught in modern English then judged on plot lines like a new work would be.

Is it me or have all flight-finding websites and apps been designed by morons?

Frauds (ITV) is stupid, preposterous and ridiculously good fun.

Reckon I have two down but after that I’m completely hopeless.

Went and visited the world’s biggest bit of Toblerone the other week.

🙄

That might be the most Haaland goal I’ve seen.

💯

SkySports telling you how great it is that you can watch any of the four 2pm kick offs or multiscreen it then switching to show you a highlight from another one when the team you’ve chosen to watch is launching an attack is… really f’in annoying.

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There’s no need for analogue clocks to exist outside of old buildings and museums. They should go the way of the floppy disk, used only as icons in user interfaces.

Arteta disgracing himself as usual at SJP.

Europe are wearing red today and USA blue?

Same.

Is there a thing about teachers chaperoning kids on trains that compels them to stand up and half-block the aisle for everyone else?

I hate Reform as much as the next person, but let’s not pretend % of MPs is a good marker for how many news bulletins a party should be in. Reform got 14% of the popular vote last year and, presumably, news bulletins frequently feature > 1 party.

Sorry but this is what I think of when I read Carbone and food.

It’s not great that the @peterbradshaw1.bsky.social review of a film about Lucy Letby managed to make (at least one) entirely false claim about Letby’s own testimony, is it? Did it not go through proper legal review because it was only in the review section? (The correction isn’t really helping.)

Eurostar just emailed me to tell me I might need an ETA for my upcoming trip I’m taking on Eurostar… to the UK. 🤔

Real-world UX design: if you’re sending out a renewal email or physical letter make it absolutely clear near the top (preferably in bold) whether renewal is automatic. Don’t make me hunt to find whether I actually have to do anything or not. Grrr. 😡

Always had a soft spot for this picture - the woman (and her coat) were perfectly timed and placed :) Stokksnes #Iceland March 2017

That might be the worst LBW DRS review of all time.

I see, once again, official club accounts are announcing signings and saying “for an undisclosed fee”. I will die on the hill that this is a ridiculous thing to do.

Surely Isla needs a pronunciation guide, too?