WE ARE STAYING UP!!! 🤩⬆️ #WorClub ⚫️🟡

They’re getting hard to find in this day and age.

The problem with capslock is “US” just reads like “us”.

Imagine copying a Tweet this bad to your BlueSky account.

Happy Easter!!

It’s perfectly possible to think Brexit was an act of utter stupidity *and* that the implementation of the EU’s EES has been a bit of a a mess.

I wonder whether she is related to Buzz Aldrin’s Mum though?

Can’t wait for mayonnAIse and AIoli 🙄

It's tight but he is just on

Freddie’s knee slide goal celebration was a game changer

Don't forget how well The Beatles defended a free kick either

Just remembering how good Bowie was at losing his marker.

It’s amazing how customer chat systems can make the simplest of tasks take ridiculous amounts of time.

Can’t even have Spurs appoint Jermain Defoe as their interim manager. Because of Woking.

If you see this post a concert photo you took

Anyone know internet providers that don’t do mid-contract price rises?

It’s mad Sky can legally promote this as £29/month.

I see Wales and the island of Ireland teams have decided to take a stand and not participate in the Trump World Cup.

Is Seacole not already a place? Feels like it should be on the Cumbrian/Lancashire coast.

I agree with Trump on one thing and one thing only: paper straws are stupid.

Finally, a real use case for JavaScript

Seems you can’t just walk off the pitch when you don’t like a decision. bsky.app/profile/tari...

Wow. A CAF appeals board have stripped Senegal of its Africa Cup of Nations final victory over Morocco and awarded Morocco a 3-0 win. This is incredible. Comes after Morocco, hugely influential in African football circles, appealed an original decision. www.cafonline.com/news/caf-app...

We need badgers on the fiver and tenner, a mushroom on the twenty and a snake on the fifty.

The place I’m currently staying has a smart-looking microwave where whatever button you press it goes “beep” and does nothing. I wouldn’t say it’s the best user experience.

TIL: cockroaches don’t flush.

Went to Whitehaven Beach today. And they say it’s grim up north?

Temporal is now Stage 4 at TC39 🎂🎂🎂 Thanks to all the other champions of JavaScript's new date-time API. It has been a wild ride over many years! I wrote a blog post explaining how we got here 📜 bloomberg.github.io/js-blog/post...

I’m thinking maybe this Tudor period will be short-lived.

Most stupid idea in airport UX: forcing people to sort out their own check in bag tags. It solves nothing, adds confusion and creates a whole new opportunity for people to waste their own and others’ time by joining the wrong queue.

William Idemudia Daugaard Osula take a bow. #NUFC

Manchester United equalise in the ninth minute of three minutes injury time.

Ferry-based lateral tracking shot.

Is a smoothie that isn’t made to order really a smoothie?

Hahaha ffs this is why Scottish Championship is top Friday viewing

That outlandish dip in 1966 being the year of the the fire horse… which comes around every sixty years.

BBC reporting that Andrew Mountbatten Windsor has been arrested on suspicion of misconduct in public office. There is no precedent for a senior member of the royal family being placed under arrest in modern British history. A seismic moment for the monarchy.

Keeley Hawes turned 50 the other week! www.instagram.com/p/DU1Ww9ZjFZ...

Robert Duvall, the legendary actor whose career has spanned over six decades, has died at 95, his wife announced

Arrived in New Zealand where the weather is decidedly English.

Good for Harvey Barnes.

I tried to take a photo of a grasshopper on my windshield, but now it looks like a gigantic bug destroying the town.

Tired: providing alternative text for your screenshots for the benefit of those with visual impairments. Wired: providing a link to a human- and machine-readable and searchable electronic document for the benefit of everyone.

I don’t have any superb owl photos but I did take this photo of an Eastern Osprey today.

TIL: FIFO in Australia means something different to FIFO in computer science.

Romero sent off… again?

Who knew quokkas were cute?

Can anyone give me a tl;dr on what Labour governments have seen in Mandelson to begin with?

Bought a smoothie in a cafe. Went for a walk, put on hat and sunnies. Came back to cafe and ordered a different smoothie. Got served by the same waitress who notes my change in smoothie order. The idea you can disguise yourself by putting on shades and a hat is a lie!