Hilarious

Certainly he had help posting all of those. One post every two minutes for five hours straight. Others were clearly assisting. So let’s call it what it is. Trump’s Truth Social account is nothing more than a digital autopen. And as such, anything coming from the account is suspect.

Jen Psaki used to walk into a briefing with a binder full of facts. Baghdad Barb heads to the podium with a book of insults, indexed by the outlet. She doesn’t answer questions, but lobs ad hominem insults at the reporter’s employer.

gotta be hell when mike tirico and cris collinsworth order at the mexican restaurant

The Trump regime isn't a presidential administration--it's a heist operation. The most corrupt president in American history and it's not even close.

@profanity.accountant Hit me up.

@shutdownfullcast.bsky.social So, incoming emergency pod?

Saruman the White

This is the way.

Classy job by the Rams defense. The convoy escorting the pick six had a chance to lay a solid hit on Baker Mayfield — and instead just shielded him to ensured the score.

I know it’s an app glitch with the stats, but that time of possession sure *feels* more accurate.

I need to tweak my phone keyboard so I can have a shortcut for NO GODDAMIT I DO NOT GIVE ONE SINGLE RODENT’S ASS WHETHER BILL CLINTON NOR ANY OTHER NON-GOP OFFICIAL IS IN THE FILES SHINE THE LIGHT AND LET THE ROACHES BURN EVERY DAMNED ONE

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If, for any reason, should Virginia Tech and South Carolina meet on a neutral field…

Restraint is only good when it’s consensual.

@kimlacapria.bsky.social 👋🏻👋🏻

Another sign of how hard the tech job market is for new grads.

So… Thanksgiving is in a couple of weeks. What’s everyone gonna be talking about around the table?

“If anything, I learn from him, not the other way around.” So I guess this is an admission that Grok isn’t allowed to train in the wild anymore, and that Elon is dictating what goes into the gullet of the language model.

What if the plan all along was to drag this out until his dementia drugs ran out, leaving him mentally incompetent to stand trial?

Seeking funding for the Middletown Ohio Community Players, and the upcoming production of “Eligible Hill Bachelor: the Unauthorized Musical Biography of Jady Fancy” Also seeking composers, lyricists, choreographers, casting directors, and costumers. And a pleather sofa. All I got is the name.

I’m getting tired of this from WordleBot: “⬜️🟨⬜️⬜️🟨 is a valid guess, but it’s unlikely to be a solution based on what I’ve learned from playing Wordle.” Well, it would be nice if we ALSO had a master word list to consult there, Bot.

Remember 25 years ago when a photo was taken of a fed pointing a gun at a crying refugee child and the image was so shameful it dominated the news cycle for a year

So, is this defined by regular English pounds, or by the jumbo-sized ones Dear Leader uses to report his health.?

Today I learned that if @sethemerson.bsky.social ever writes anything that isn’t 100% UGA-centric, an online contingent of disrespected Georgia fans threaten to cancel their subscriptions to @theathletic.com

Cuomo lost twice to a failed SoundCloud mixtaper.

Your honor — technically speaking, his smelling of the condiments involved is literally “breathing in mustard gas.” We recommend he be deported to a Venezuelan fishing boat.

The silence is deafening.

Since 2020, Auburn University paid $40 million to head coaches (Gus Malzahn, Brian Harsin, and Hugh Freeze) to coach games. Those same three men will eventually be paid a little over $52 million to not coach the Tigers.

@jasonkirk.fyi Question: Was this FCS Blood Week?

Alabama football has had some bad seasons, but we’ve never been “Human Rights Violations” bad.

Welcome to the Panopticon

By all means, don’t engage with what I post until you’ve taken a good long period of reflection to ensure that you’re fully projecting onto me the argument you’re wishing to have.

“Wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwelcome! to the PatDown JewelHeist!” The internet’s only European Museum crime podcast, free every week! (and if you subscribe to our Patreon, you get access to bonus episodes with college football content…)

Excuse me? So the company the President currently owns is teaming up with a cryptocurrency company to create a prediction market, which will take bets... on things the President himself has quite a lot of control over? Gosh, I'm sure nothing bad will happen. www.ft.com/content/4855...

“2025 was the year that the game evolved further, and you could now fill more than one bingo space in a single turn…”

@pfunitedfloyd.bsky.social Stumbled into the profile. Insta-follow for Dreamline.

@dangertits.bsky.social Seen on insta: www.instagram.com/p/DQAX8KjEV8...

Any new developments today on the progress of the Epstein Ballroom?

Any news on the construction of the Epstein Ballroom today?

@shutdownfullcast.bsky.social I’m not a gambling man, but are we prepared for yet another Emergency Fullcast — Coaching Vacancy Edition?

Trump remains in the top 50!

My favorite response anytime I see someone talking about an example of the Mandela Effect is to agree with them, and point out that we are seeing an unprecedented number of Mancala Effect occurrences.

Baltimore high school student Taki Allen was swarmed by police after an artificial intelligence system apparently mistook his bag of Doritos for a gun www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...

Thank you to all of the lovely people who grace my feed. You know who you are. Yeah. Even you.

Why is everyone making a stink about Trump and a ballroom? Were the Libz all up in arms when Obama used a laser to write “CHANGE” on the surface of the moon???

I’m willing to bet that a Toby Keith petition would do even better.

Hey AL folks: this is an amazing organization we support. It's locally run, they do a ton of work with local schools+ outreach, and by all accounts are an ethical team doing essential work. SNAP ends in 2 weeks and the food bank lines will be huge. Let's all pitch in! feedingal.org

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