My favorite part of that four way tag match was the headbutt to Xavier’s crotch. My second favorite was Otis giving Tozawa a nipple-nurple right after the match

Great work by Makena. It’s pretty bad when Palantir employees are like “I don’t know if we can stomach this kind of work…”

Just a few hours after celebrating Sal B's birthday, I got the news that Sal has passed away. An enormous loss for our industry and for all of us who knew and worked with him. Safe journeys, Sal. We'll miss you.

Just updated my profile pic.

Also, may I say that I don’t agree with people saying ICE and CBP need “more training.” They’re doing exactly what this administration has trained them to—impose a reign of fear in blue cities. They don’t need more training. They need to be ripped up root and branch.

Hey @chriswarcraft.bsky.social — they’re talking adjacent to you on Threads.

So, wait. I’m trying to figure this out from the headline: Was it Trump’s new Greenland threat that made Chinese people less horny? Or was it NATO being pissed that led to the Chinese birthrate drop? And where is the soot coming from??? Help me out here, @jamellebouie.net !

CRAP. I just finished this too.

Caleb Williams just ran the same play I used to score with in Tecmo Bowl.

That Hail Mary came straight from the Vatican

My face looks just like McVay’s

Thanks to @animationbakery.bsky.social — I’m ready for Valentine’s Day with my new hoodie!

How’s your 2026 going? If only I could find a proper metaph—

As everyone knows, on January 6, 2021 the USPS was so overwhelmed with strongly worded post cards that they arrived a day late

ICE detained Arlit Maria Martinez on her way to work. 2 days later, her 15 yo son died of cancer. They wouldn't let her out to say goodbye. The family had planned to move back to Mexico prior to the cancer diagnosis but stayed for his treatment. Now, Mr Martinez has lost his wife to ICE & his son.

Changing all my passwords to “IWannaSpeak2MyAttorney!Now!”

Tyler Braden’s grandfather owns the John Deere dealership in Orly County. Fourth stringer for the Dawgs.

Go to the small-text third block, and see how many “Country Star or UGA quarterback?” entries you can find.

The score: Steelers: 6 Texans offense: 12 Texans defense: 12 Texans special teams: 6

Joe Buck: “We’re still stuck on 7-6” Me: “stuck? Who is stuck? This is a slugfest!”

Huge. www.advocate.com/health/macke...

I’m can’t remember when @merriam-webster.com officially declares the Word of the Year, but so far “fuck” is making a case for 2026 through political discourse.

Incredible credentials, sign me up!

Very much worth your time.

I’m tired of being tired. And tired of feeling so damned useless. There is so much going down, and I am so little before it all.

I’d like to report a murder.

And this is why the url domain verification works wonders.

@pscmars.bsky.social Got a moment to pop me a message somewhere?

Still valid.

Don’t look now, but there is a barnburner in Vegas! Raiders! Chiefs! Three minutes to play! ALMOST 300 combined yards of offense! SIX field goals and ONE safety! It’s 11-9, baby!

I just saw on article on one of the sports sites that mentioned how a player had just "committed" to a new school. We need to get past the old language of recruiting. Those players aren't "committing" to anything anymore. They are free agent signings.

What are the odds CBS gets a reporter back in the Pentagon press pool?

Not to mention us vehicles driving on the right side of the road.

Listening to “Superstar” by the Carpenters. First, DAMN that woman can sing. Second, some songs are so invasive to the senses for me that I can’t hear them without smelling the vinyl slowly eroding under the needle. Third, DAMMIT that woman could sing.

There is really no way to sugarcoat this anymore. We just need to be at peace with the knowledge and certainty that Epstein is in the Trump files.

Can't believe that "Stranger Things" was the name of their sled.

Pete Golding could go into next season with as many Nattys as he has wins in conference. #SteveFisherRedux

There is really no way to sugarcoat this anymore. We just need to be at peace with the knowledge and certainty that Epstein is in the Trump files.

I don’t know who told Tommy Tuberville that Cignetti did his game prep on a copy of the Quran, but I’m here for it.

ruin two bands by combining them: Kajagoogoo Dolls

ruin two bands by combining them: Anthraxy Music

Ruin two bands by combining them: Placebo Cure

ruin two bands by combining them: Pet Shop Boyz II Men

Ruin two bands by combining them: Mr. Duran

Ruin two bands by combining them: REO DMC

ruin two bands by combining them: Nine Inch Nilsson

I have a feeling that by the year 2100, historians will reluctantly agree that Trump was one of our greatest 100 presidents ever.

Merry Christmas to me. @gregpak.net