It’s clear the Brits have not yet mastered the Surrender Cobra

Regarding the 20-minute conversations with Mitch…

Was that El Grande Americano???

BREAKING: Elon Musk releases report claiming that Folarin Balogun’s FSD turned off a full second and a half before collision with Tarik Muharemovic.

Fox’s best show is “Thierry and Zlatan joyfully kick the ball back and forth.”

The @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social accidental philosophy debate of the week: Greater sin? • Ten fried shrimp in a hot car • Five dead hookers in the trunk

This week’s @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social is a fascinating audio collage of Spencer, Holly and Ryan furiously digging in three different directions of the same story and colliding every other link anyway.

Tell the people that you love that you love them.

(Sigh)

There is about a six minute stretch of @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social that is nothing but overlapping Belichick impressions, and now I want to separate the stems so I can appreciate them more.

There is about a six minute stretch of @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social that is nothing but overlapping Belichick impressions, and now I want to separate the stems so I can appreciate them more.

Shingles vaccines make the astronauts’ bodies radiate light. Thank you for asking.

Got my passport renewed last year. Now coming to terms with the reality that I’ll likely never get to use it, as I will not live long enough for the US to be trusted or respected in any sense, or in any place.

Can’t wait to see what nuclear war looks like from the Artemis II. Should be a hell of a view. I wonder if they can land in New Zealand.

Is everything okay?

He has risen?

I, for one, would like to recognize the hard work put in today by Coach Geno Auriemma, who accepted the difficult task put forth by the UConn family, and did his damnedest tonight to make everyone forget what a whiny spoiled bitch Danny Hurley is. Mission accomplished.

I wish I could happy.

Yes, it’s April 1st. Yes, there is Foolery afoot. And also Yes, I do expect the President to attend a Supreme Court hearing, and attempt to interrupt the proceedings. And if you disagree, exactly what about the last 60 days gives you any sense that he understands decorum or process?

Shocking.

Anyone else get this alert, and immediately wondered “who in the administration cashed in early on inside information?”

At this point, I would not be shocked for Trump to just give up on his own library, and put his name at the front of all the other presidential archives.

I am currently trying to calculate how much I can watch of the second half of Alabama/Michigan to maximize enjoyment and minimize my personal jinx on televised games. #RollTide

PSST! Dudes, listen up. This is important. You know those times when women are complaining about some incident with a dangerous or creepy guy, and you want to write “Not All Men?” Mathematically, you’re right. But that’s just getting women hurt. Let me explain…

Well, Jeff Bezos is planning on replacing Private Equity firms with A.I., and I don’t know who to root for here.

When Spencer starts up the Podcast Business jingle for @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social, am I the only one that starts clapping along to the beat like some Winter Soldier Pavlovian conditioning experiment?

Efficiency for the win!

“I don’t want to seem rude, but if you just did a Google search for _________” You’re not rude. You’re also not helpful. First, the search engines today are enshittified to boost engagement, with A.I. summaries of dubious accuracy and sponsored links of even more dubious value.

Am I the only one who wants the NCAA Tournament selection committee to do the greatest thing ever — by pitting Miami or Ohio against Auburn in the First Four?

1000 days. No misses. No skips. No hints.

Seen just now outside Piedmont park.

Outstanding!!!

Most accurate portrait of modern culture currently available

They’re going a little overboard pitching Oba Femi as the biggest free agent in wrestling right now. We all know that the correct answer is Danhausen.

Huh. Someone should write a book about how this happened.

We're gonna die in a nuclear holocaust before we get GTA6.

I haven’t said a whole lot over here about it, but there might be some of the college football people who would care to know. My sarcoma came back late last year, and I’m already past two rounds of chemo. As far as I know, there isn’t a Kalshi market on it yet.

I’m getting tired of people.

Honestly, if WWE doesn’t have a five-foot Danhausen blimp flying around arenas before and after an event, what are they even doing?

Few things in sports make me giggle like watching Houston Mallette sit in the corner unmoving for 20 seconds of an offensive position — nothing but camping and keeping a defender out of traffic — only to disappear completely and suddenly run through traffic to grab an offensive board. #RollTide

"See, that's where everyone gets confused. ICP is a posse composed of insane clowns. If it was a posse chasing after insane clowns, that'd be a whole different thing."

Sounds like Quest in Birmingham has burned to the ground.

CBS is reporting that the DOJ is deleting thousands of Epstein files from public view.

Who’s on your Mt Rushmore of terrible sports takes? I’ve got Skip Bayless, Stephen A Smith, Jim Rome and Clay Travis. Honorable mention: Rob Parker #nfl #nba #mlb #cfb

@stoneycase.bsky.social You asked us who was on our Mt. Rushmore of bad sports takes — but you limited comments. 🤷🏻‍♂️

Doobie Brothers: 🎶Without love, where would you be right now?🎶 Me: In the Bass boat I lost in the divorce.

@bracketdobber.net Just ripped someone in your comments who tried saying the SEC is just mediocre this year. 🤣