Fucking Wisconsin. Well done, High Point.

Lmao. At no point did he dribble. But sure.

Two games approaching 5 minutes remaining. Time to activate the mouse jiggler.

Pretty cool that Harding used his face to foul Thornton elbow.

Ah, shit. Barkley picked the same champ as me. My bracket is cooked.

That's more like it, Horny Toads.

This is on me, though. I should have anticipated that we'd start a massive boondoggle of a war with no clear strategy or victory conditions against a sovereign nation with the ability to easily cripple our energy infrastructure.

Super cool how the cost of flying for weddings this Spring has increased 33% in the last two weeks. Can't imagine what may have caused that!

I have truly made converting people away from TurboTax and onto FreeTaxUSA like a key goal in life. it is ENRAGING that we are forced to live like this because of one company lobbying to forcibly monetize something that other people’s governments just do for them

Trump is a sociopath and Johnson is a worm.

If you get the start boost, you can turn hard left on the first mound and jump at the right time to jump over the barrier and skip half the course.

"Hey RFK Jr., you know how you're constantly accused of being on steroids? What if..."

Remember when people got real mad that Biden wanted her to lead OMB? Those people were right.

I'm sure it WOULD be nice for a family to have back (checks math) $3150. Genuinely nothing to sneeze at, but are you just reducing all tax brackets? Increasing the state standard deduction? What's the actual policy here and how are you covering the multi-billion dollar shortfall?

The same Russia which has been giving Iran tactical advice? Weird.

Jim Clyburn retire bitch www.axios.com/2026/03/12/j...

Seen just now outside Piedmont park.

Italy got to 5 runs! USA advances!

Literal Fake News.

It's true and he should say it.

Simpsonswecan'tgovern.jpeg.

I got fooled a few times by the curved edges of my phone screen. Had it down to .0013 at one point. What's My JND? 0.0041 Can you beat it? www.keithcirkel.co.uk/whats-my-jnd...

How I arrived on Bluesky.

MAYBE IT'LL BE AMAZING!!! WE DON'T KNOW!!!!!!

Marco Rubio has too much money to not immediately overnight same the exact same shoe in the correct size. The problem is he doesn't have the brains to realize it.

Oh cool. So, what's the next escape vector? Do not say Mastodon.

Huh. At current rates*, it'll only take 288 days to reach the funding level for a high speed rail from NYC to Miami, if only we're weren't using it to fight a war of choice in the middle eat. *$200 million/mile, $891 million/day

They rose up against the regime in January and their reward was the US bombing a school and validating much of what the regime had claimed about West.

*Searches* Martin... Luther... King... Jr. **no results**

See it's not that I don't trust this administration to multitask (I don't even trust them to single task), but that it's clear that Trump has gotten bored of Iran in less than a week.

I get that Jess is coming at this from a place of care, but preventing LLMs from acting as therapists is good, actually.

A White House full of the biggest losers on the planet.

Dude who has never stopped trying to be the center of attention announces he will stop trying to be center of attention.

One invented the modern refrigerator. The other invented modern toothpaste. I think this doubles as one of my "strange but true" facts about me.

I mean, they won't. That money is gone.

Even Zapp Fucking Brannigan understands the value of waves of expendable units.

I swear to God, none of our upper echelons of the military have played Starcraft. It should be goddamned homework at the service Academies.

And we are. Turning. Off. Autoplay. Videos.

If I ever get married, some form of this joke will be on the Save The Dates and/or invitations.

I'm not sure if Mr. Chotiner gets to write his own sub-headlines, but this one is an incredible ethering before even getting into actual interview.

That sound you hear is Ben Garrison climaxing.

Yeah. Her career is over. Hopefully soon.

Valve could really make a killing by getting SteamOS onto proper desktop hardware.

Hey chat, what is the "EU common market?"

No. Shit.

They should have stuck with their first tagline "Put these balls in your mouth."

What was your mother's maiden name? What street did you grow up on? What was the name of your first pet? What are all of the numbers on your highest-limit credit card? Front AND back?