Okay, now this one is funny.

I see we've done the classic "sacrificial democrats" thing again.

Democratic leaders need to fear being branded as collaborators more than they fear being called soft on crime

We're gonna need a smaller locker.

"It is actually EXTREMELY important for society that the bubble, which I built and heavily invested in, does not burst."

Linear time, though a mistake, nevertheless persists. Trump didn't kidnap Maduro or invade Minnesota with ICE when Mamdani was campaigning.

IT WAS ALWAYS GOING TO END ON A CARSON BECK INTERCEPTION

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

DELAY OF GAME!!!!!

What the fuck is Kirk talking about?

Carson Beck time. -Carson Beck

Oh good. Cignetti gets something to be upset about.

ESPN has been doing this for too long for their app to shit the bed this often for big games. Nearly missed kickoff.

Oh, the email you have specifically for disputes, the one on the notice letter, doesn't work anymore? But there are three different ways to pay? That so wild. I'm shocked.

We love being on hold with a debt collecting law vulture over an erroneous parking citation. I will either get out of it or cost you mother fuckers a lot more than $94.

One of the biggest indictments that I've found so far is that, in writing their charter, they modeled it on the US Constitution, including legislative, executive, and judicial branches. At its simplest, these are just not original thinkers.

This man could not tell you who would win grass-type v. water-type.

It wasn't enough to claim to casually play some games. He had to earn nerd cred by pretending to be the best, globally ranked #1 in PoE2, and when displaying his "talents" or his character-build in Elden Ring, it became clear to even sycophants that he's effectively never engaged with the medium.

"Your Honor, I would like to invoke the writ of "Nu-Uh."

Start company. Put Chief Executive Officer on resume. Get hired by ICE. Skip training. Be a mole.

Pretty cool how you can count on news pundits to be incorrect on basically everything. Is there a legal mechanism for Trump to cancel midterms? No. Is he still gonna try? Absolutely.

There's no one better at understanding little girls than old white men. Yup. Great panel, Newsmax.

One more lane One More Lane ONE MORE LANE ONE MORE LANE ONE MORE LANE www.wsbtv.com/news/local/2...

The hood of an Odyssey is roughly waist height. He's well clear of the mirror, which might be roughly lower torso level, he doesn't get knocked down during the encounter at any point, and he's wearing a flack jacket. When was this supposed internal bleeding supposed to occur?

"Don't suppress my constituents. Go suppress people who can't vote for me." Coward shit.

Uhhh. Weller Full Proof (or any Weller that I'm aware of) doesn't use red wax to seal. That's a Maler's Mark thing. Are they just buying empty bottles and filling it with cheap bourbon, then re-sealing?

Important to remember to water your sidewalk routinely and frequently so it'll be healthy and vibrant come spring.

HEY WHAT WAS THE SLUR?!

"The problem with the fascist secret police is that they might be able to abuse their authority." Are you fucking kidding with this half-assed shit?

The reactionary centrist logic is simple: if the left does something bad it’s the left’s fault, and if the right does something bad, it’s also the left’s fault for making them do it. It’s a simple formula and once you see it every one of their arguments is the same

Really just padding out this runtime.

Indiana, please do this to Miami next.

Great photo of me tbh

I would estimate the crowd as 70-80% Hoosiers.

I'm at the Georgia World Congress Center. Lots of Oregon anf Indiana fans here for Peach Bowl Gan Fest. Should have gotten a custom shirt that says "I'm just here for the boats."

Targjet's

Amy Klobuchar was promised Biden's VP slot to drop out before Super Tuesday, but it was derailed by the murder of George Floyd and the subsequent scrutiny of her record as County Attorney. No one can convince me otherwise.

This is especially stupid, because the officers were already safe, and put themselves in harms way, and would, in fact, be safer if WE ABOLISHED ICE.

I mean, it sounds a lot like he did a really good job of learning from Kirby Smart that pretending you got disrespected motivates you just as well as actually getting disrespected.

Wow, the SEC really put 5 teams into the playoff and beat zero P4 teams.

Damn, yeah he's out.

There's a pick!

Everyone's favorite game! What the fuck even is Targeting?

Expressed admiration for (and a desire to purchase) the Jeep Gladiator.

Something about how it stays still for a second, and then straightens out and just lies there, wallowing in its embarrassment. Absolutely tickles me.