Sure, you’re gay, but are you “chardonnay matching your screws” gay??

Why does this bathroom have a cuck chair…?

PORTLAND, OR!! SWEAT VEHICLES HEADED SOUTHBOUND ON I205, 1 POTENTIALLY WITH AN LRAD BE SAFE

The curls do be curlin today

Finally made it to the gym after a month of physical and mental health *BULLSHIT* Please clap

I just had a thought that someone needs to print on a racer tank or booty shorts for me: The shorter the shorts, the closer to Quad

The bathroom at The Pie Spot here in Portland gives SUCH strong @sarahmackattack.bsky.social energy and I love it

mr. mamdani i sincerely apologize for the mileage this image is going to get

This twunk callin people sluts…

6 year update pic, since FB decided to remind me 245-ish lbs in 2020 205-ish last week

First workout of the year in the books, first in several months, and second day back on ADHD/chronic fatigue meds, feeling pretty damn good!!

The new Chikfila in Gateway area of Portland got SLAMMED yesterday by one of the lost vibrant rainbows I’ve seen in a while! THE POWER OF GAY COMPELS YOU!! LEAVE THIS NEIGHBORHOOD AND RETURN TO THE STRIP CLUB THAT YOU WERE!! (The land where this is has been at least two different strip clubs)

Oh Target…

Anyone wanna guess when I lost access to my ADHD/ME-CFS (chronic fatigue) medication?? Fuck US medical insurance

Merry crisis

Hi. It’s a high pain day. Bending down takes a hot minute. And now my shorts are dead.

Just finished up an interview, feeling good about it

After a few weeks of feeling really gross (pain flares, depression, etc) I’m feeling both cute and thicc today, and the curls are DEFINITELY curling today

Gaze upon my hot buttery buns

😈Rate how you much like doing it 1-10😈 kissing: 10,000 nipple play: eh sucking: 8 being sucked: 6 rimming: 100 being rimmed: 100 fingering: 8 being fingered: 5 toys: 7 piss play: 1 dirty talk: 9 fisting: 5 being fisted: 0 topping: 100 bottoming: 100 cuddling: 10 stroking: 10 pit play: 4 foot play: 2

Felt real cite rockin the curls this morning, it looked good, felt good So why didn’t a SINGLE girl, gay, or they tell me what was going on?!?!?

In @ingot.bsky.social’s words, “it’s not supposed to do that.”

My attitude may be low, but my shorts were high, and that counted for something today

Got gussied up last night, so glad to have been at your wedding, Karlin and Isaiah!!

Wood scraps in the fire pit, putting in pavers to keep Beau dog from digging (stupid adorable idiot), and King Neptune from Threshold Brewing. It’s a good (retail) Friday

Forgot to upload, but finished the hood! Definitely room for improvement, but made for a very happy pup, just in time for the SEAPAH/PDXPAH meetup this weekend!

Hey @tkingfisher.com I’ve been wanting to find some symbolism on the Saint of Steel gods like the Four-Faced god, Lady of Grass, and the Saint himself, but there’s not a lot of info on the wiki, any chance you have some hidden info tucked away I could peruse???

Customizing my roommate’s pup hood. Apparently I’m open to commissions…? The weird things you do as a crafty bitch

I finished up a long woodworking project, so I’m taking care of my under eye bags as a treat

Mushrooming on st Helens with @ofrootandbone.bsky.social today was the escape I needed Lobbies and Kings and Chanties and da lil froggo

Was going through pics today and realized how much I’ve changed in confidence over 6 ish years. Gains and loses and evolution. #180, #240, #205, and today at #215, but feeling most comfident at my second heaviest weight. Bodies and brains are fuckin weird, my dudes

My roommate said gym at 11am. I finally went by myself at 1. My only regret is getting my car’s seats damp. Back to job applications and woodworking projects

As of this morning, I am qui labore cessatum, so if anyone in PDX ish area knows of an open job in comms, inventory, or admin, let a bitch know, please??

My ass has smothered the memory out of this memory foam and I’ve never been so immaculately aware of the size of my own ass *cue The Shape of You*

This monstera I got from @jerseyoutwest.bsky.social a fee years ago is one of the most robust and resilient plants I own, it’s survived a few months of forgetting to water it, and a partially cracked stem from growing too heavy before I could restake it

It’s happening. The takedown of Jimmy Kimmel is likely the start of a campaign to use the murder of Charlie Kirk as a pretext to use the power of the White House to wipe out Trump’s critics and his political opponents. But we aren’t powerless. We can mobilize and organize. Now.

Just misread “widowed” on someone’s profile as “endowed”, so I’m goings go jump off a bridge Anyways, get tested, wash your hands!

We’re talking about big hairy legs?

Garden work in the heat is the WORST, but at least you can soak a crop tank and short shorts as often as you want

This is what true love is

So I shaved the sides of my head and when I combed my hair out it… stayed. It stayed exactly where I combed it. For once in my fucking life. To be fair, the other side is a FUCKING mess

Recently pulled off that At-Home-Sleep-Study Realness look and lemme tell ya… Not a fan, that shit was annoying

If hair is gonna hair as it wants, at least biceps are gonna bicep

This week in Fitness with Forrest

So like… Does anyone else like Disease better than Abracadabra?

Trying to figure out how to keep the curls, but damn, am I loving this combo!

My hair is so poofy today

Out here gardening at gma’s, sweaty, dirty, and stinky, and there’s no cute guys to appreciate it…