Daytona 500 + NBA All-star > Super Bowl

Tie!? Rigged.

Busch Push

Fox's NASCAR coverage is awful.

Bart rented a car with a phony driver's license and drove Milhouse, Nelson, and Martn to a wig outlet in Knoxville and their car got crushed and they're out of money and they can't get home and Bart's working as a courier and just came back from Hong Kong!

If you needed another reason to despise the Olympics...

My egg-white and plant-based sausage patty on a keto-friendly English muffin is a high-point of my day.

I have 2 sections of the same course. The first one is quiet, but curious. They ask good questions and we have good conversations. The second one is a bunch of assholes. I think they're going to murder me.

this is a major issue with our current state of the art in public comments systems online but also our entire process of community engagement…

White Evangelicals have a lot of practice accepting bullshit as true.

The New England QB appears very unlikable.

I just don't care about movies.

Trump Defends Racist Video As Racist

You want me to *buy* a ticket to this faculty appreciation night?

I came here to drink Miller Lite and play SkyCards. I'm all out of Miller Lite.

It's remarkable how often the thorough searches my employer does lead to hiring some asshole who is already on campus.

It's like, you know all that is solid melts into air. But, you just don't expect it to happen to your solid thing, you know?

I do take some comfort knowing my professors also thought the classes were too big and the students were too dumb.

rock and roll means well but it can't help telling young boys lies

I remember telling my healthcare students in 2016 that AI was coming for their jobs. They thought I was foolish. The one who most vocally disagreed wore her Trump hat to class after he won the election.

Ah so that's what good SNL looks like. Huh.

If you wonder what it's like at a not-quite-yet-closed college, it's miserable.

Made a new chili recipe. Very excited.

My goal is to be 20 in 1980 starting an alt country band that's like Beat Farmers meets Gun Club. I will not be deterred!

This wine did not strikeout.

This "5 courses I took in college" thing is really revealing the folks who went to selective, private institutions.

At the moment these are all the CRJ, CR7 and CR9 Canadian made aircraft airborne in North America

It's important to me to not use dehumanizing language when talking about humans, but gosh that man makes it hard.

We’re just not a free country. Any American watching this play out between regime forces and journalists overseas would recognize it for what it is.

Pretentious rhetorical device, this.

Did you ever see Dallas from a DC-9 at night?

The typical young man in my classes is barely functional.

The stupidity is exhausting.

"Every day, I wake up and see the news and I'm horrified. I think it is crazy that some people make it sound like it's acceptable, like the murder of civilians is acceptable." - Victor Wembanyama says about the killings in Minnesota Via DonHarris4/X

An important study commissioned by the Association of American Universities & Council on Government Relations to clarify how indirect costs are covered for research, differing indirect cost rates (IDCs), & when funding is given upfront vs reimbursed between universities & industry.

Gonna write a punk song called Bored of Peace.

I'm getting old because 6am feels late.

Finished tomorrow's lecture. Checked my email to find school is cancelled tomorrow. Perfect!

You really gonna fucking ask me 'What's up?,' Bluesky? Seriously? You know what the fuck is up so stop acting so absurd.

Can't be the only one with Ohio stuck in my head today.

The first professional police force in the US began in 1838 in Boston. In 1854 only three cities had police forces: NYC, Philly, and Boston.

We are observers, not protestors. We show up to document and film the atrocities ICE is committing. Using 5 year olds as bait. Kidnapping senior citizens. Breaking down doors without warrants. Murdering poets and nurses. Media has all of that information because *observers* were there to document it

I used to have bad untreated depression. I'm treated and in therapy now, and my life is much better. At nearly 50 I'm as healthy as I've ever been since I was a teenager. And yet everything about the US now has me every day a mixture of sad and angry that is damn near unbearable.

A lot of self described Christians seem to be banking on there not actually being a hell.

Kare 11 local news just read, in full, this statement from Michael and Susan Pretti, the parents of Alex Pretti. "Please get the truth out about our son."

Yes.

I'm sure a unified narrative of this event will emerge and the country, thanks to strong and decent leadership, will be able to act quickly to end these policies that are destroying, and ending, lives. Right?

If today doesn't end this entire administration nothing will.

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