When Atlas finds a large enough rock he WILL stand on it. Should've named him Sisyphus instead the way he's obsessed with big rocks 🪨

I don’t give a fuck what rich people say. Not being poor would fix literally every single one of my problems.

Megan Thee Stallion is in her lover girl era and I love that for her!! That man better never hurt her. Personally I'm in my "fuck you, still can't believe I used to trust you, the only accolade you ever made is that I fucked you" era but it will happen to me too soon I hope 😩

this can all be yours for the low, low price of being yourself. i love you

"It's not that deep" YES IT IS!!!!!!! EVERYTHING IS ACTUALLY VERY DEEP!!!!

hey! does anyone know what the fuck is going on?

Ate a spoonful of peanut butter because I'm too lazy too cook I feel like an american

Every time I see a news headline mentioning David Attenborough my heart stops for a second until I see that it's not about him having died 😭😭😭 scares me every time

Anyway lost my wlw virginity lol 🥳

Ain't no fucking way... 🫩

is there a cilantro-soap-taste gene for matcha tasting like fish

Trying not to crash out about my earring washing down the drain because I can not let anything ruin this day

What simple but not boring and overdone halloween costume can I do on short notice that requires as little money spent as possible? 😭

*gripping the bathroom sink with all my force while shaking uncontrollably and looking in the mirror with bloodshot swollen eyes and mascara smeared all over my face* I am loved! 😊

All lactose is tolerable for the pure of heart

I'm soooo frickin pissed

today i had someone ask my age and go "oh wow i thought you were quite a bit younger" at my answer and it always brightens my day when i hear that simply because i do not feel my age 😭 i know 30 year olds usually dont look 'old' but it sounds too serious for my soul still. my aura too youthful

Would be nice if I could fucking fall asleep at a decent time like a normal person and not toss and turn for 5 hours first half the time but I guess I can't have everything I want

My ex's homeboy slid in my DMs lmao so now I have the opportunity to do something hilarious

Sometimes you just gotta say "my future husband/wife would never do that" and move on

[looking around the internet squinting, hands on my hips] i’m…i’m good i think i know enough men already

i come on here and say stupid stuff bc everything is stupid including me

Had a dream that the "hey did you know that umm.." meme format is going to make a comeback

Can not tell you how triggering it is to go on social media and see a post talking about a rising amount of reported rape cases in this country and the comments are full of conservative men screaming IMPORTED PROBLEM!!! as if many of them aren't rapists themselves

The friend I was having gay thoughts about the other day just made a pretty flirty gay joke.. hm

Bummer when men can't compromise on minor shit but oh well on to the next

Taking out the trash views

My problem meeting new ppl is after every breakup & failed talking stage I raise the bar significantly & it gets harder & harder to feel like they're enough. Actually maybe that's not a problem because I deserve everything I want & need in a relationship but it REALLY decreases the options lol

"Why is no one talking about the fact that ___" and it's something literally everyone talks about

Thursday! What a concept!

inshallah one of them hits my ex 🤞

Who wants to put away my laundry? 🥺

So mentally tired bro I need a break from having to always stay on top of things and participating in modern civilization I'm moving into an abandoned off grid cabin deep in a forest alone with my cat goodbye!!

I’m like if the lion did concern himself with everything

Been feeling a little disconnected from the dude I'm getting to know and started having some gay thoughts about a friend. Chat am I cooked

Do you actually want it? Or do you want other people to see that you have it?

I think women should get paid simply for existing

israel be like we took out Hamas

never liked that woman but fans apparently saying her new album sucks is hilarious because from what I've heard (against my will) it sounds exactly like all her other music

ah yes, taylor swift - the elon musk of white women

If I can't be perfect at everything then I might as well die

Never looking back unless it's at my ass in the mirror

happy Mean Girls Day! 🩷📖🩷

Found the holy layering trinity to smell like the most decadent delicious cake: Al Rehab Choco Musk oil Lattafa Nebras Lattafa Eclaire ✨

The blooming love affair between me and Arab perfumes

Hmmmm

Check your hairline before you talk to me

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The less you respond to negativity, the more peaceful your life becomes🪷

miss her like a mf 💔