I need to be in the forest. I need it so much it’s hard to care about anything else rn.

Putting all my do-not-put-in-the-dishwasher pots, pans, knives and utensils in the dishwasher and wishing them good luck cus I really don't have the patience to hand wash shit

Had this inner feeling/knowing randomly pop into my head that 🍊 is going to die soon. If my prophecy is correct cake and champagne are on meee

thinking about this

hey, i kinda sorta think you should unlearn your hateful ways, haha

There is A LOT of good in the world too btw. Dare I even say there's more good than bad

Ayo when did mother nature get a TREEBL 👀

No I'm not playing on my phone I'm taking care of business (logging the birds I see on my walk on Merlin)

new life motto

So whenever a female celebrity gets crazy plastic surgery it's because they hate themselves and look chopped but when a male celebrity does it apparently the only plausible explanation is that they've been abducted and killed by the CIA and replaced with a reptilian clone? Interesting

Having to come to terms with the fact that I can't save someone who WANTS to suffer and it's not my job to desperately try to convince them of their worth until I've completely abandoned myself :)

and for the lady? perhaps a fucking break?

I quit keeping up with anything astrology related for my sanity's sake lol but I've just been informed that it's been a mercury retrograde for the past 3 weeks and honestly yeah that explains some things for sure. BUT TODAY IS THE LAST DAY 🎉

some days i actually feel like im fine then out of nowhere im hit with a devastating pang in my heart that makes me wanna fall to my knees and sob and then i spend the following 3 days crying in bed and barely being able to eat from anxiety nausea until i wake up and feel happy again lol

why do people wanna reclaim the r slur so badly like why do you need to say it that badly. can we all just put it to bed. there’s no funny or positive way to say it anyway like just stop saying it.

personally if i was Jacob Elordi and they wanted me to play Heathcliff in Wuthering Heights i would say absolutely not go ask Dev Patel but that's just me i guess because i wouldn't be caught dead participating in a whitewashed adaptation

my appreciation for life is growing despite the horrors

Had a dream that I solo traveled to Italy and wandered into a cafe and the barista was the only one there and we chatted for hours and he was really gorgeous and I was getting soulmate vibes and we had a cute picnic dinner in a park after his shift. Then I woke up and got sad but now I'm thinking...

Having makeup on feels like the equivalent of wearing jeans but like on your face

Updating my avatar 💅

Bruh let me go do some breathwork.

thinking about the medieval cat door in Exeter cathedral again

There are people out there who think believing in astrology is stupid but they believe in AI and trickle down economics

I am such a little angel genuinely such a sweet little soul I am also hot and talented and smart and actually a delight. I am a blessing to have in life

So glad I got a good insurance plan for my cat because these vet visits are gonna be a lot 😭

Joy is an act of resistance

shedding tears once again reading the Instructions Before Visiting Earth poem by James McCrae

Im being attacked by my laziness

some cool shark facts i've learned 🦈 - sharks predate trees by 60+ million years - sharks existed before earth had enough oxygen to support fire - sharks were around before the north star came into being - sharks are older than saturn's rings - i love them

Who up thinking about that Miami mall incident in 2024

I'm craving... Greek salad

My timeline is full of beautiful girls and theys named Invalid Handle 🫶

Thinking about the 60 emoji again

"you don't owe people anything" aye u do pal like can we stop being cold to people and like owe decency

People who go to the US on vacation give the same vibe as people who go to Dubai or Israel. It's genuinely unethical to me now and that's sad because you guys have so much cool stuff to eat but it's absolutely humiliating as a tourist destination

Quoting a Vine and people not understanding the reference is a different level of millennial hurt

international women’s day

The brand new toothpaste tube that disappeared into thin air from my cabinet should also be in there

I feel like him rn

When someone does something that upsets you so now you have to die so they feel bad

Having a bad day on international women's day makes me feel even worse lol

every man on here owes us women money for just existing amongst us so start sending

Sushi would fix me rn

If you smell toast, you might be having a stroke... a stroke of luck that is. It’s toast time.

Anyways...

In the mood to go on a life altering side quest

Reconnecting with my inner child by doing the things I loved before I became scared of the world

Sometimes I look at trees and tear up idk. I hope they know I love them