Can someone check her pulse

God I wish someone was recording Mariska's reaction to the Knicks winning

SOMEONE CHECK ON SPIKE LEE

We have no money. You know this. Why do you keep asking why we’re not doing things we used to do? It’s because we have no money. We. Have. No. Money. We have no money. There is no money left. It’s all gone. None of us have it. No money. Nope. Money gone. We don’t have it. No.

Everyone on this court is so nervous 😭

LFGK!

Might be a new Knicks fan bandwagoner, but ya girl can still shoot a 3-pointer

Happy 40th to my favorite twins 💓

Birthday week is a banger.

God fucking damnit

Me waiting for the Amtrak attendant to scan my ticket so I can settle in

Mariska literally RUNNING to MSG is so funny I love her

The @benstiller.redhour.com Knicks documentary is going to be EPIC 🔥

let me burn some sage around my bank account bc that comeback was unreal

The New York Knicks made the greatest comeback in NBA Finals history tonight after being down 29 points. They ended up beating the Spurs 107-106.

WHAT A GAME

THIS GAME IS CRAZY

She did so good! The subject matter of the show was very heavy and personal for me, but suited her so well. I cried, and I laughed. 💙

My favorite part of having to walk through Times Square after a show is how it's everyone's FIRST DAY ON EARTH EVER WALKING

When I walk into a hotel bathroom with shitty low lighting and a rainfall showerhead, I just know it was designed by a man

If we’re allowed to build houses that could collapse on top of you, we can build a lot more houses!

Always so in sync!!!

I just know Trump was seething for getting boos and not these loud ass cheers

tell them there’s a sex criminal in the building

Northeasterners have a beautiful culture (being haters).

my babies

You gotta love New York!

Spencer Pratt crashout gonna hit so good

My neck, traps, and jaw have been killing me for months. I stopped sitting in my shitty desk chair (need to buy a new one anyway) and my low couch with no back support and started sitting in a very uncomfortable wooden dining room chair. Unfortunately, it has really helped after just two days 😭

In case you wanted to scream today, there's a not-insignificant portion of people that believe Bill Gates modified and released ticks to infect people with Alpha Gal Syndrome

Seeing my outspoken faves in DC this year is just too deliciously perfect

The closest I have ever been to deleting my Twitter account like it is so miserable over there I am rage baited at least twice every day But it just feels like deleting an archive! So many bookmarks, so many tweets. I wonder if you can still download all your tweets from it

So glad that as an adult, I re-invested in hobbies that used to bring me joy as a kid. There's a lot not to love about moving back to my hometown, but it does mean getting back with the dance instructor who brought me so much joy in my teens. Here's to adult dance classes and spring recitals 💓

My former workplace making the NY Times today in a REAL bad way

fighting with a white man on facebook who's blaming the local spike in juvenile crime on single parent households republicans are soooo predictable

I have died actually!!!

eo might be on life support but at least timéa is alive and well!!!

Bootlickers are stupid and pathetic.

They picked up Tim Daly and Téa Leoni's pilot which means I have a reason to live for at least another 4 months

The average American has three friends:

Not cool with life saving SSRIs but he's fine with skin cancer, that scans

Red states don’t hold referendums before they redraw maps to their advantage. They just do it. If the courts are going to keep moving the goalposts, maybe it’s time blue states stop asking permission.

Update: I did break out my DVDS. I needed them back

Put Madam Secretary back on streaming, you cowards!!!

Shania Twain please stop chasing bad trends and bad country music challenge 😭

The problem isn't the phones. The problem was never the phones. The problem is that we spent the last six years ignoring Covid in schools, letting kids get infected repeatedly, damaging their brains permanently. We've screwed an entire generation through deadly indifference and can't admit it.

As a CPTSD sufferer, this book low key changed me and ruined my life lmao (Would recommend)

Me every month, 1-3 days before my period

I find it incredibly telling when men like Dawkins are convinced that the LLMs are ‘intelligent’ because it ‘agrees’ with them or tells them how insightful or clever they are