i’ve seen screenshots of kyle busch invoking the constitution to complain about NASCAR being mean to him but the full clip is breathtaking. he had the greatest villain run in american sports this century and i’m not taking counter suggestions

Season 3 Episode 3 - Frame 1482 out of 2643

On the left is an Onion headline from March. On the right is Reuters, today.

"Better to be a rule maker than a rule breaker"

Carson Kvapil blowover at Kansas during the O'Reilly Series race

Nascar Cup Series Winner Ty Gibbs

Young, dumb, and full of aplomb

Trump: "I do believe I'll be having the honor of taking Cuba. That's a big honor. Taking Cuba in some form. I think I can do anything I want with it, if you want to know the truth."

This transcribed bit by Aaron undersells it somehow Watch the whole clip Psychotic.

R/nbacirclejerk in shambles

The Ayatollah framemogged Pete Hegseth in the Hormuz Strait. Trump is tired of his jestermaxxing and has tapped ASU Frat Leader to be the new Secretary of War

Quasimodo predicted all this.

As called on Fox Deportes:

Doing grocery crimes immediately after getting pardoned for my past grocery crimes.

from hell’s heart I stab at thee; for hate’s sake I spit my last breath at thee

i have written this a few times now but the reason JD Vance spends all day posting is that they barely tolerate his presence in the white house and have locked him out of every decision of consequence. he is basically unemployed

These violent delights have good ends for everyone involved.

John Lenin

My career as an armed robber is actually going much smoother than I initially anticipated

Im white but I refuse to do the jog when crossing a street or parking lot.

Infinite shit gushing from my asshole

Kon Ka-Nipple should not be a real way to pronounce a person's name.

Remember to roast your chest nuts on an open fire this holiday season

If I dont jack off 4 times a day then my balls swell up to the size of oranges.

Filling up the bong with rigor and precision

Filling up the bong with shower water

Vodka Travel Crabs

She was perfect in every way, from her big jiggly ass to her uncalloused feet.

Excuse my crass behavior madam, I only act out like this because my shins got blowed off in ww2

Filling up the bong with the sweet nectar of life (my cum)

Filling up the bong with 420 glass cleaner (and then shaking it for 60 seconds, followed by a warm water rinse)

Filling up the bong with a saline solution

Steps forward from a crowd: I AM TREN DE ARAGUA

Filling up the bong with hand sanitizer

Filling up the bong with gravy

They should make a pill that lets you pee without it burning

I hope mitch McConnell has an embarrassing fall every day for the rest of his miserable fucking life.

Filling up the bong with dish soap

My ai girlfriend is being such a bitch today ugh

Filling up the bong with A1 Steak-Sauce

I hope bluesky's version of grok isn't too woke.

I have 3 million karma on reddit

Listening to "rock-n-roll"

Wearing my "life is good 😎" t-shirt out on the town and constantly getting my ass beat.

I work from home, but I only make 400,000 dollars a week. Not sure if I can survive in this economy.

Filling up the bong with a little cream soda

Filling up the bong with industrial slurry

Filling up the bong with soy sauce