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New on Wrong Speed: the return of KLING KLANG! Read all about it here: birthdaycakebreakfast.wordpress.com/2025/09/25/e...

Kling Klang 🤝 Wrong Speed Records Read all about it at Birthday Cake For Breakfast birthdaycakebreakfast.wordpress.com/2025/09/25/e...

The Chop (Gemma & Andrew from Dancer) tape still available from Wrong Speed records also >>> thechopmusicglasgow.bandcamp.com/album/its-th...

moderately tardy write up for the release of a record made three years ago. Anyway, it's a rager. Check it out. the mighty Human Leather on Wrong Speed Records

Forthcoming live activity from THE CHOP 12/10 THE DOUBLET w/ Even Sisters (Glasgow) 26/10 THE KING ARTHUR WrongSpeedFest (Glastonbury) 6/11 HOME BAR w/ Rattle (Edinburgh)

Door update.

Doing a new band with folks I used to be in bands with around the turn of the millennium. It's called Science Fiction and the first gig is JT Soar Fest in Nottingham on 2nd Nov. Tix: wegottickets.com/f/13880/ We'll post any gigs here: instagram.com/science_fiction_band Chuck us a follow.

Looking for a massive fence to climb up and sit on

"Sexy rock band Hey Colossus"

I really had no idea who Charlie Kirk was until yesterday. I am convinced this is a simulation. It's as bad as when all spellings of "jail" switched to "gaol" overnight. Like I wasn't going to notice? Amateurs!

I'm old enough to remember when it was antisemetic to question Peter Mandelson's long standing relationship with the world's most famous paedophile.

Can't believe it's been thirteen years since Danny Dyer couldn't believe it had been eleven years since them slags smashed into the twin towers and it still freaked out his nut til that day, it still freaks my nut out to this day.

HitlerSuckfest1488: "This has radicalized me."

Starting to think we all might have died in the Covid era and this is just hell. Makes the most sense, of the various options to explain things.

The latest WS Radio show. New rekkids from @drunkensailorrecs.bsky.social, @rhymesayers.bsky.social, @riotseasonrecords.bsky.social Strong tour van art from @sumlin.bsky.social - Sweet Williams playing London, Brighton, Hastings this coming weekend www.mixcloud.com/WrongSpeedRe...

Rest In Power Bruce Loose, partially responsible for a couple of the weirdest nights of my life when Grey Hairs opened for Flipper in 2012. Memorable characters to say the least.

Your last saved pic is your moral philosophy

Door update. Perhaps the worst door in Bishops Castle in fact.

Most 2025 releases (Haress, AAA Gripper, Irked, Big Break, Deep Cabaret, Navigator, Joeyfat) are down to their last few copies and there's some back catalogue gold available thanks to a warehouse tidy up. Treat yourselves! wrongspeedrecords.bandcamp.com/merch

Our other new release is a debut album by THE CHOP (Gemma Fleet and Andrew Doig - Dancer, Nightshift, Robert Sotelo, The Wharves) "It's The Chop" is an intimate universe that fans of Robert Wyatt, Young Marble Giants and Life Without Buildings will love. Available on CS/DL direct from Bandcamp!

Happy release day to HUMAN LEATHER! "Here Comes The Mind, There Goes The Body" is available to buy on recycled splatter vinyl and DL NOW direct from the label or from all decent indie record shops! You can stream it on Bandcamp and all the usual places too. wrongspeedrecords.bandcamp.com

New video from The Chop to help persuade you! youtu.be/zFEDlrnw6qc?...

Posting as someone without a door currently

gtradio g'night www.youtube.com/watch?v=v6Lu...

The debut Human Leather LP "Here Comes The Mind, There Goes The Body" is officially out TOMORROW! Check your local record retailer... Amée and Tom explain it all to Sun13 here together with an exclusive new video for "Lore Of The Land" shot in Norfolk with @spalton.bsky.social Tell yr mates...

"We want to bring joy and connection to the world..." An interview with Human Leather whose debut LP, 'Here Comes the Mind, There Goes the Body', is out tomorrow via Wrong Speed Records ( @sumlin.bsky.social). Exclusive to S13, watch the video for 'Lore of the Land'. sun-13.com/2025/09/04/h...

Friends in the South of Shithole Island: Sweet Williams in band form will be playing in Brighton, Hastings and London next weekend (13/14 Sept). Brighton and London are matinées too - the dream! Spread the word...

JUST IN! 'Here Comes The Mind, There Goes The Body' by Human Leather Pummelling sludgy noise rock goodness with stoner metal and heavy psych riffs. RIYL: Big Business, Black Flag, Melvins, Torche/Floor. Turquoise marble vinyl LP on Wrong Speed Records. www.normanrecords.com/records/2108...

The Jaggering of "game" on the record always makes me laugh. He was apparently bullied into it by the rest of the band.

"The singer from Swing Out Sister's mum runs a hedgehog sanctuary near Authorpe in Lincolnshire" - noted ambient musician Gareth Hardwick to me just now.

Not left deepest Shropshire in a couple of weeks til today. The flag-shagging everywhere is positively demented. Send the asteroid.

We built a calculator that doesn't work, but don't worry, it's also a plagiarism machine that will tell you to kill yourself. It runs on the world's oceans and costs 10 trillion dollars.

That girl thinks she’s the queen of the neighborhood. I got news for you: SHE IS. Photo from my collection, undated.

Let's not kid ourselves It gets really really bad

First gig for new band at JT Soar Fest in November in Nottingham. SCIENCE FICTION is folks from a million bands (Bob Tilton, Lords, Wolves Of Greece, Kogumaza, Brown Owl, Diesel Vs Steam, Hey Colossus, Downfall, Savoy Grand, Schema...) FFO: sketchy middle aged disorganisation. Occasional triumph.

IMAGINE BEING COMPLETELY AWARE THAT ISRAEL ANNIHILATE CHILDREN, HOSPITALS, SCHOOLS AND INNOCENT PEOPLE AND STILL THROWING A FIT LIKE SLEAFORD MODS DID WHEN SOMEONE THREW A SCARF ON STAGE AND BEING LIKE ‘DONT ASK ME TO CHOOSE A SIDE!!!’

Music I have enjoyed of late (that isn't on the label I do) ALAN SPARHAWK GIMIC JENNIFER REID JEUCE SOFFTNESS DIM BULBS WORKIN MAN NOISE UNIT THE HORSE LOOM ORCHESTRE TOUT PUISSANT MARCEL DUCHAMP DEARTHWORMS PEFKIN

Had many fusses with this legend.

Final line up for Wrongspeedfest in October in Actual Glastonbury with added GIMIC, BAD BREEDING, DEARTHWORMS, LOWER SLAUGHTER and BLIND EYE. We're spoiling you! Fri 7-11 / Sat 1-midnight / Sun 2-8ish. Day splits closer to the time. Its SOLD OUT but if you need a ticket or have a spare then msg me

Four more bands added. We've branched out from 'just WSR bands'. Bad Breeding and Gimic are, in my factually correct opinion, the best UK bands (not on WSR...) in the game right now. Intense, angry, and righteous. Also old pals Lower Slaughter and Sheffield cats Dearthworms. Day splits coming soon

Go On Frenchie, Say Chowder

Doing the errands at a snail's pace while a revisit with this old friend slowly stitches my tired brain back together

FAO gear twats and electrical safety officers. Spicy!

Onstage 8pm sharp.

Newcastle tonight. On at 8 I believe but check the venue info.

Acab includes Rita, meter maid.

New blog post! Wrote about new albums from The Chop @dancerband.bsky.social @sumlin.bsky.social, K9, Knowso, and Clifford @sipsman.com:

Careful down them woods you kids! Ace new vid for a tune off the raging new Human Leather long player #noisepunk youtu.be/vv4ECSuoY4A?...

In case you missed it. Shameless self promo and shameless use of the Volume 4 font but no one else is going to tell you about it...