reporting live from misandrist nation i’m the motherfuckin president bitch

good morning

piss your parents off on the phone so they don’t call you anymore hack

Someone smells the gochujang miso grilled chicken.

2027 is gonna be my year

debt collectors aka the people who send you free envelopes 😊

need to put my bald head in a river very very soon

constant stalkers at my door….

country roads literally take me fawking homeee

the easter family fight of 2026…. 😅

hannibal cat ❤️

picking out your boyfriends new dick at the dick store 😫😫 >>>>

I don’t get cute. I get drop dead gorgeous

it’s okay though because genuinely life is so beautiful without him 🩷

i lovee to gnaw on the starburst to get the flavors then spit it out

NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

seeing the city only fix the sinkholes when a bunch of own of towners will be visiting for the weekend…

in ganeever and im chilling by a lake 😛https://open.spotify.com/track/4K6NPxSq5NJDKT0q8oOFLt?si=PANNr72qQ_Og6GYrKF70Zw

all the neighbors wouldn’t stop calling me sexy and telling me to take off my shirt when i was washing my car guys stoppppp 😫

i ❤️ 2 get onnnnn

Having a two man with my besties in my new apartment… they are two men and we are gonna cuddle in my new bed…

day off

i will either hit the most deadly pittsburgh left or miss my chance to turn eight times and sit for 10 minutes

open.spotify.com/track/3MFa9i... YOUNG HOS RUN FREE!!

you two are JUST NOT TASTEFUL!

geese on the frozen river

hanging out in ohio

exactly what i’ve been saying open.spotify.com/track/4VDEbs...

First attempt at boots.

beautiful snowy weekend…. even though it’s already 60F tomorrow….

work potluck is such a beautiful thing ❤️

everyone go sit down at the table because i’m cooking…

When you’re holding the dick and tickling the balls

love these things

MUNCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

birthday pictures 😄

Phone time!!! #Driving #WatchOut #GuiltyPleasure

i didn’t even know the clocks were planning to do that rn

had a fawking balllllll girlsss

mikuweeeeennnn

happy hallowweeeeeennnnnn

Gonna be throwing candy off my 3rd floor balcony like a benevolent emperor

exterminators kicked us out of the apartment for 8 hours

i should never have a landlord on my phone crying about feeling sick and wanting to crawl into bed please talk to someone else about this…..

Gute nacht

day off with annie is always my favorite day to be alive

JUST STUNNING!!!