I don’t get cute. I get drop dead gorgeous

Bald

Goodnight ❤️

Guys if I have haemorrhoids will you still like me?

I’m going to start doing waterline eyeliner now too like I’m so sick of people acting like it doesn’t immediately elevate a look. This modest clean, no makeup makeup thing is a system of PATRIARCHY and FACISM

Romania

Nostalgia will be the death of me

Drinking wine tn. Everyone is getting a text telling them how much I love them

I miss my ex’s ex so much….

Waxing my chin hair on this fine Sunday afternoon.

Anyone who knows me knows that I stayyyy wearing Revlon’s Toast of New York no matter what time of year it is

Vibe lately

All adventurous women do.

Dirty

I have an itch that only seeing Cabaret (not Billy porter as emcee….) can scratch….

The girl I had a massive crush on in high school looks exactly like sigourney weaver, whom I also had a crush on as a kid

Work mood today cont

Work mood today

I feel a visceral, maternal pull towards female magpies

Rationalising having a cig by telling myself that my ancestors would have been smoking tobacco too so I’m just connecting w my roots

I thought I looked really pretty today 🙈 really feeling it lol

I’m not ready to make nice, I’m not ready to back down

Ya

I want another tattoo neow

Video captured the moment Israeli forces blew up Gaza’s Turkish-Palestinian Friendship Hospital and an adjacent medical school over what the military claims was a Hamas presence.

Me before the Celsius v me after the Celsius

Kath and Kim drag show was soooo fucking fun. I have not laughed that long in forever. A beautifully written and performed play - ugh! Take me back!

Grilling is just strategically burning your food

Seeing a Kath and Kim drag show this weekend

I’m rully scared to take the steristrips off and my wound reopen. My nose started bleeding while I was one handed showering, my body is falling apart

I got lipo on just my middle finger so it’ll be super skinny

My chalice

I want a cigarette. Ugh

No bc it’s actually ridiculous that penny gets 50 dollar cat food and home puréed pumpkin to help w her chronic upset tummy, and she still has the audacity to be aloof and act like she doesn’t want me to touch her

I think I ate undercooked chicken sausage

Working on that hey mamas sleeper build

Evan stole the 40 lb cat litter bag I’ve been using so now I’m going around the house trying to find heavy shit I can lift lmao

This is starting to frustrate me