New ep out - What the dog doin? & Gnomey Hawks Pro Skater open.spotify.com/episode/341X...

DRAGONMEET TOMORROW My secret new project is getting couriered to me today. It's all last minute, nail-biting stuff. Will it make it?! SEE YOU AT L32

have u ever

I have a stall at Dragonmeet this Saturday. I will have: 📖 zines 👕 merch from @dogecore.bsky.social ☕️ coffee + a brand new, years in the making game that incorporates one of the above Come say hello, buy something, let me sign one of your Murk Dwellers 🧟

she was the peoples fishcess

You are trapped in a stable with 2 doors and 2 horses. One door will lead you to freedom and the other will lead you to a hell dimension where every popup that's ever existed will invade your brain and you'll be as broken as a boomers computer, you don't know which is which, but the horses do know.

Episode 2 of my short story podcast is out - Summoning the great unknown with the witches of TikTok - a short story podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/d... Or search 'dogecore' where ever you find podcasts :)

www.dogecore.com/products/dog... my book is finally out, hope you like it <3

staring out of my window and casting spells on people who walk past my flat, they're oblivious to my magic but im ok with that.

Just when I think I've read the worst sentence I'll ever read every day it gets worse

anyone know any cool spells to make friends with all the spiders in my house?

podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/d... One of the stories from my book is now available for you to pour into your earholes - Please let me know if you like it and leave a review, love u

a visitor

the podcast to promote my new book is out - podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/d... Or search for 'dogecore' where ever you listen to podcasts i guess

hello friends, I'm looking to expand the dogecore affiliate program, let me know if you wanna start mining internet money with me <3 love u dominic

I dont think ive ever seen a shock collar in the UK, they're barbaric. The fact Hassan piker is using one to make sure his dog remains on its bed, in shot, whilst he streams, is animal abuse.

showing my oven to a myriad of different cleaning professionals and giving the job to whoever reacts the most to me asking "would you describe this as cronenberg esque?"

one of the designs that will be gone forever with the end of the month and are part of our ｃｌｅａｒａｎｃｅ ｓａｌｅ ahh

my first book is being released soon! Can't wait to share it with you all, if you're a fan of my writing or newsletters, ya gonna love it. It will compliment your toilet greatly.

I can help you get work, just follow these 3 easy steps...

rate my interior design skills

Quit gawking, smoothskin! We're headed over to Tenpenny Tower. We Ghouls own that place now. You smoothskins aren't allowed to live there anymore.

me coming to you with information about the big dogecore clearance sale we got goin on, get the designs before i throw them into a big fire and they're gone from the internet forever

just a reminder about our clearance sale - most of our designs will no longer be around come the end of the month

we're having a huge clearance sale on our site - by the end of this month 60% of our designs will be gone, so get them whilst you can <3 (check the clearance tab at dogecore dot com)