In memoriam...

Good morning (it’s October 3rd)

Leave the gun, take the cannoli

It’s becoming increasingly obvious a witch has a curse on me

My curse is hot men like pokemon and I have no idea what tf it is

Need a little something to take the edge off this Monday

Went apple picking and it healed my soul a little bit

My DM’s are open and barren if anyone wants to test this

The way I scare men away because I’m egregious over text should be studied

One day I’ll post my bare ass just for the attention

Went to the Big E yesterday and it really reminded me that fall is for Fairs

Good evening beautiful gay people in my phone and congrats on surviving the rapture

The US if Tylenol actually caused autism

Not to kink shame but wtf are some of y’all doing

Participated in a stein holding contest at Oktoberfest….I lost

Post a movie you like with a terrible rotten tomatoes score

My fear of going to seeing a therapist is winning an all expenses paid grippy sock vacation

Went to the Ren Faire and got a new hat!

if u read this u r gay lmao

Nobody wants to fall in love like they used to(arranged marriage)

I’m a slut in theory but an eating raspberry turnover watching SVU with the 77 year old I’m staying with in practice.

The republicans I did NOT realize followed my Instagram were not thrilled with my response to Charlie Kirk

She really said “Grandma, it’s me, Anastasia”

sorry to report my finest work remains relevant

The fact I can work outside and not be a sweaty mess…THRIVING

I need a haircut and new brakes but it’s FRIDAY so huzzah I guess

Living in Boston the next couple months and these crisp mornings have me feeling all kinds of ways

Boston divas my aunt and our elderly gay friend are doing an exhibit at the Malden Public Library on wedding dresses if you need a cute original date idea! Runs throughout the fall months! There’s also an art gallery next to the exhibit for bonus oo’s and ah’s

I love men who are neurodivergent

Spruced up the grandparents front porch after somebody said to my face that it’s sad how they went from the farm to a trailer

The most unattractive thing a man can be is vain and immediately followed by having some kind of a doodle

It’s amazing what a 3 hour drive can do

I think kissing a man would be good for me

Did I wear an arts and crafts t-shirt to see the sovereign diva because I can’t afford merch…yes

“Sorry i clocked your tea.”

Sorry I clocked your tea

Me when I’m not sorry for clocking your tea

The way I love New York City. I will continue to romanticize tf out of that place

Looking insane tonight to look hot for Gaga tomorrow

Mr. Moseby:

Celebrating my grandpa Nino’s 85th Birthday. He took me to Mass where he crinkled up a $1 bill to put in the offering and then took his Corvette to the cigar shop

I'm PhD in graphic design and Cracker Barrel's REAL problem is they didn't go *far enough*

Catholics are just prettier

I’m visiting my Italian grandpa and he’s basically dead so you MUST speak to him in an Italian American accent or he won’t understand you. I’m sorry to anyone who interacts with me for the next week as it takes a couple days to wear off

As someone who is also eclectic and overstimulating I will die on the hill that Cracker Barrel should stay as it is

Another wine walk that left my liver in shambles

I can not tell you how stressful this day has been moving my BW Bus and then painting a VW Bus before a massive thunderstorm but it was all worth it!

Been sweating my ass off in this heat painting these doors, but I think they turned out pretty good!

Hot, sweaty, glistening, hot, frizzy, covered in debris and crispy