Maybe being accused of election fraud will distract attention from my mate being jailed for taking bribes, me being a racist teenager, three of my MEPs repeating pro-Russia propaganda and my girlfriend buying a £885k house she can't possibly afford...

“I’d have no problem releasing the video” “I didn’t say that, you said that. Fake news.” 5 days apart 😬 (From @therecount.com )

When, oh when, is one of these reporters he insults, and its almost always a woman, just going to tell him to FUCK OFF and DIE!

Trump sure doesn't like being criticised does he? Has he ever thought about shutting the fuck up for five minutes. Only saying.

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Trump figured out murdering people would get the Epstein files out of the news cycle.

Same people who say the second amendment says you can have a gun in your house say the 14th amendment doesn’t mean you get to be an American because you were born in the United States

SNL on Trump’s fake peace prize.

She's just going through the five stages of Grift.

Himes: "I think it's really important this video by made public ... it's important people see what it looks like when the full force of the US military is turned on two guys who are clinging to a piece of wood and about to go under just so they have a visceral feel for what it is we're doing"

Here I am with Reform councillor Andrew Harrison, who was one of a group of people fined over £1m for employing illegal workers. Like all good patriots, he hates immigrants, apart from the ones he can exploit for profit.

😂🤣🔥

Yes

I have an idea Let's release the Epstein Files and then let's start arresting people. I have another Impeach and remove the traitors, and let's do trials

Dr. Bill Cassidy’s legacy as a hepatologist, will be that he brought about more liver disease. Put that in his obit.

Bahahahahahahahahahaha

Do you think it's worth a shot if we all get together and buy a Trump a really big medal and trophy that he will agree to fuck off and when he gets there he can fuck right off some more.

First question at the next press conference has to be "Mr President is it true that you have been nominated for the inaugural McDonald's Happy Meal ' I'm a big boy now' badge and trophy?

Remember folks: if you have any small amount of artistic talent, any sex appeal, or can make your friends laugh, the richest man on earth is crying screaming throwing up because he can’t be you.

100% THIS!!!!

Art

So Bondi and Kash make a big deal out of arresting the J6 pipe bomber then the guy confesses that he is a Trump supporter who thought the 2020 election was stolen and his lawyer is arguing that Trump’s broadly-worded J6 blanket pardon applies to him and he should go free. Poetry.

Tom Adelsbach on Fakebook. BREAKING: Antifa thugs break into FIFA headquarters and replace "FIFA Peace Prize" trophy with crude forgery moments before it was presented to President Trump.

The Nobel Prize committee should announce the World Cup winner tomorrow

The Golden Age of Narcissism

That's it. That's the name. #TemuPeacePrize

Release the Epstein Files Release the Epstein Files Unredacted Interview the survivors Arrest the criminals All of them Now In memory of Virginia 💔

Powerful

A masterclass in how to be an honest, no-holds barred journalist. If only we had more like her

You just know that Trump is wearing that medal in his bed over his pyjamas tonight, while cuddling the trophy.

Who did this?! 🤣🤡

That Fifa Peace Prize was the equivalent of when you went to the dentist as a kid and they let you pick a sticker to take home.

Is it only Farage that is boycotting the BBC? I take it we will still have to watch his Deform buddies on every other programme.

remembering one of the all-time greatest twitter posts

So he’s saying when he was a podcaster he was being paid to lie and invent conspiracies for his listeners but now he has to tell the truth.

Dubai immigrant, Isabel Oakeshott, whines that Farage got nothing from his deal with the Tories last time, so why should he do that again. Christ. The whining victimhood of these spoiled brats. Squabbling over power, while the rest of us live with the mess they’ve made of our country and our lives.

Nigel Farage: A cross between a poorly-wiped arse and Jim Davidson's internet search history.

Zia Yusuf - the unelected multimillionaire policy chief of Reform - makes his fourth Question Time appearance tonight. The party has five MPs

Nigel Farage. The man who's spent 20 years attacking the politically correct "woke" BBC now attacking it for... checks notes ... "showing the Black and White Minstrel Show in the 1970s". Always good to be consistent Nigel.