TV talkshow chatterbox Pete Hegseth is so incompetent at running the Department of Defense that he embarrassingly loses his first war but still has time for a hissy fit over mustaches. What a silly, superficial man.

If Farage is re elected, there will still be an investigation by the standards committee. However, will this investigation now be limited to only the 12 months preceding his re election? If so, then it explains why he resigned, as it will no longer be able to consider the 5m etc.😡😡

This is Beau. He loves his small human. A little concerned about why he's being outlined like a crime scene victim. Deciding to give them the benefit of the doubt. 13/10 (TT: beaunosebones)

Hey You boy, is Nigel Farage still making a twat of himself by fighting a bin?"🤔

NO 👇 LIES DETECTED.......

"Farage is quite literally the establishment he claims to be fighting" via Jack Dart & Reform Watch

The worst possible outcome of calling a by-election would be if everyone just ignored the whole thing and left me to spend the next few weeks shouting at a bin.

So Farage is the current MP for Clacton but he is resigning so that there can be an election to make him MP for Clacton. Make it make sense. 🤔🤔🤔

The best part of the press turning on Farage is now the press, having decided Labour aren't winning the next election, will now have to turn to Kemi Badenoch and confect a media image of her that isn't on par with a UFO obsessed weirdo screaming at people in the park.

"I said Nigel Farage is very principled calling a by-election. What did I say Roy?" "You said he's an attention seeking gobshite who's playing the victim in a desperate attempt to avoid scrutiny"

via John Bradshaw

Nothing says 'man of the people' quite like a politician calling a by-election at public expense on the issue of whether or not he should have the right to secretly take donations from Thai-based crypto billionaires and a convicted fraudster

What a disappointment if Farage news conference is just him doing one of his Cameos for 80 quid wishing someone called Hugh Jarse a happy birthday. #farage

We asked the party leaders to speculate on what Farage's 2PM speech could entail Andy Burnham: Well, I- Keir Starmer: Fuck off Andy, you're not in charge yet Ed Davey: Hopefully he resigns Kemi Badenoch: My best friend was killed by a Sega Mega Drive

Nige has got daddy coming to his rescue!! 🤮🤮

Guess what, you didn't piss me off. You simply forced me to reexamine our method of democracy and the complacency with which we've all grown accustomed. I find it difficult to feel bad over self-inflicted wounds.🤷‍♂️

'The uncomfortable truth. For some, the first question is no longer: "What happened to the victim?" It's: "Who can we blame?"' via Truth Against Hate

If I was in trouble like Nigel Farage, I'd definitely send out someone as universally loved, trusted and respected as Robert Jenrick to help clear my name. Good job.

Listen, if you don’t know the difference between Democratic socialism and communism, I’m not engaging with you. Crack a book.

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Robert Jenrick would out-slime Trumps reflecting pool.

How low does your reputation have to sink before you think getting Robert Jenrick to stick up for you is a good idea?

Imagine if the best person to vouch for your personal integrity is Robert Jenrick. ##bbclaurak

Nigel Farage being a wrong 'un who associates with wrong'uns? If only there had been a sign.

I don't know what the odds were for no Paraguay players to be booked in the France match but I know a referee from Uzbekistan that had his mortgage on it.

Paraguay-France game. Worst refereeing performance I have seen in a long while. If I was the referee I would prefer to say I was on the take rather than admit I was that bad at my job.

I AGREE!!!

#America250 🇺🇸

If Taylor Swift really wanted a private wedding venue she should’ve considered the National Mall.

I’m on this motherfucker like white on rice.

I'll summarize this: Mamdani asked NYers to keep air conditioning at 78 degrees. A wave criticism hit online. A MSNBC broadcast pointed out the US Department of Energy recommends that 78 degree figure. Immediately after, the US Department of Energy deleted 6,000 web pages related to energy saving.

It's nearly end of Friday trading, when can we expect the threats to wipe Iran off the face of the earth?

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He's always been this person. He's just got better at it. A shallow little man driven entirely by envy and greed.

Farage is totally corruptible He must be sacked as MP to never return in any form !!!

I don’t really know how you can have a functioning government if everyone in it can be fired by the Mad King

They wanted you to come to the event buddy, not cum at the event

💪🏽🥊 Get Angry. Old men raped children, tortured, murdered, kidnapped, SOLD yet the run free to STEAL from us and Deny Justice?

Is there anything he wouldn't steal, from music to a 12-year-old's virginity? ================

18% for the Tories. Some people definitely have short memories and also Kemi Badenoch!!!!