I've had more, which naturally prepared me to be a Software Engineer 😀

Five jobs I've had 1. Custodian (janitor) 2. Server at a Restaurant 3. Barista 4. Cell phone sales person 5. Strawberry picker

Professional mouser for hire! Inquire below 🐈‍⬛

am I crazy or does this mean the majority of CPU time is spent on child processes duping then releasing the parent's heap?

Today in Very Important Research: Shipping company Yamato (known for its "black cat" logo) decided to discover which kotatsu was most beloved by cats. After three test runs at five different temperatures, "researchers" said they... had no idea, actually.

the level of trust my workplace has for AI tools is pretty astounding. Outside of coding tools, we have AI enabled in slack, google meet, atlassian, probably other things I don't know about.

A Cooper's Hawk came to visit me on this rainy morning (Pic through the window so not very clear)

Got to see the first episode in theaters at the @crunchyroll.com Sneak Peak last month. It was an interesting premise.

Switching between japanese and english on bsky is a pain

resisting the urge to rewrite someone's code even though it'd result in 25% less allocations (this is what scrum does to people) (I'll do it eventually)

me being clueless of american events: "why are flights and rental cars so expensive during the first half of february in San Francisco?!" (this thing called the superbowl)

What your agentic AI PR looks like to me

one of the long-term benefits of spending ~1 year streaming is my habit of using my IEMs powered with a pre-amp - really nice sound quality all day long (and physical volume control)

Oh boy reclaimthenet.org/uk-orders-of...

・Blueskyは誰が作った？ ・「@moderation.bsky.appによるラベル」←こいつの正体 ・"きわどい/ヌード/成人向け" の違い ・Bluesky社は開示命令に応じてくれる？ ・分散型SNS（AT Protocol）の投稿は消せるのか？ …などの疑問を解消する記事を書きました！ Blueskyで「よくある勘違い」10選 | Bam | WhiteWind blog whtwnd.com/boobam.bsky....

今私のすきなフィードは「OnlyPosts」です bsky.app/profile/did:...

OnlyPosts is my new default, a little slow on initial load sometimes but overall makes my feed nicer bsky.app/profile/did:...

A historical account of US politics since joining bsky Not shown as the first words I muted: El*ction Tr*mp K*mala

And again. Wow

this is basically just like most valley startup founders

Food for the Soul (Hibi wa Sugiredo Meshi Umashi) is a pretty great slice of life, no ecchi, no romance, no fan service, just cute and peaceful. The literal translation is actual a perfect description: Days Go By But Food Is Delicious. 「日々は過ぎれど飯うまし」アニメはえっちくない、可愛い、のどか すきです

looks like we might be able to move our ML codebase to Rust after all 🤞

how did i just learn `git checkout -` was a thing... 😭😭😭

I've successfully made my "following" feed a balanced mix of my programming mutuals, anime/manga, and general Japanese interests よろしくお願いします

Japanese homonyms are often quite entertaining 日本語の同音異義語はおもしろいです

Wifey just informed me about this Japanese gem 草草草

これ，本当に有能なので，XとBlueskyの両方を使っている（あるいはBlueskyに移住済みの）方は皆やりましょう！ 別の日に何回か実行してみたところ，前回は出てこなかった方が新たに検出されることもありました（多分）．一度きりで終わらせず，日を空けて複数回試してみても良いかもです． chromewebstore.google.com/detail/sky-f...

Very good characterization imo "just one more prompt bro"

Time to update mute words again

I built my own JavaScript runtime in OCaml I wanted to see how far OCaml could go against Bun and Node, and also also OCaml vs zig vs c++ in similar APIs. So I built `sirocco`. Uses JavaScriptCore (same engine as Bun and Safari). Event loop with libuv and it's written in OxCaml.

programmers are such babies. you're paid an obscene salary for an extremely comfortable job for ostensibly being smart and good at logical thinking. you can figure out how to run the 4 opam commands required to set up an ocaml project oh my god

sml >

Postgres client in Standard ML The org has a bunch of Standard ML libraries and seems to be using them in production so that's interesting. They shared another library on Lobsters today which is where I noticed. lobste.rs/s/kccoly/com...

Bf* Tree * f stands for faster This made me chuckle for some reason, but the paper is interesting. I'd be interested to see how it compares to LMDB performance (I know not a 1to1 comparison per se)

(going manic) what if we BUILT TRAINS instead of FIXATING ON THE GENITALS???????

went to the austin kinokuniya and the store manager sure is Going Through Some Shit. also man bro should not be running a bookstore bro should become an artist

The best #Haskell pretty-printing library `prettyprinter` is looking for maintainers to help out! github.com/quchen/prett...

Rich thanks AI.

Fuck you people. Raping the planet, spending trillions on toxic, unrecyclable equipment while blowing up society, yet taking the time to have your vile machines thank me for striving for simpler software. Just fuck you. Fuck you all. I can't remember the last time I was this angry.

scary that reddit has become the most useful source of information to avoid AI slop

*uses LLM to port project to lang of choice* *turns out there is already a port that would have been found by a quick search* Not at all throwing shade, but this is going to get nuts...

I've been pretty obsessed with food anime lately... ちかごる私のすきなアニメはりょうりです

メリクリスマス🎄

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Show the japanese artists some love, head over to the newskies feed and follow/like/repost bsky.app/profile/did:...

Japanese cluster over the past six hours. The entirety of the lime green section at the bottom is a combination of "Japanese Artists" and "Japanese Bluesky Migration"

It's a Christmas miracle! メリークリスマス

Hanasaku Iroha / Blossoms for Tomorrow is kind of the perfect shōjo slice of life imo, chill and cute 花咲くいろは、少女アニメです かわいい、のどか、日常系 だからすきです