the dems can never fail they can only be failed. by dril

It’s actually a good thing that one of the house representatives is saying that you would be justified in shooting masked men trying to abduct you if they don’t identify themselves but I think people are gonna have to sit with that and the implication for a while.

You can look at the Epstein files and conclude that only bad people have billions of dollars, but I think it’s also possible that having billions of dollars cauterizes your humanity

exactly. this is not difficult. as.ft.com/r/58ed1b23-d...

Patience, good lady, wizards know their times.

X is hiring a creative writing specialist at $40 an hour to make Grok better at writing and a true LOL at the qualifications

I know this is the wrong crowd for this but, I have an important test that I apply to new technologies that people think are going to fix everything. I ask "how does this help with the housing crisis?" Invariably (so far) it does not.

Okay, but is there one person out there watching MELANIA incase there's something really funny?

Still just angry.

I realized as an American that I didn't know anything about Greenland's culture, so I looked up their music scence and now I have a new favorite song. open.spotify.com/track/3BRjeA...

I saw myself in Renee Good, but when I look at Kayden Rummler, I see my son, and that's worse. youtu.be/PcD5nI-6DeE?...

One problem with our media is they knock the rough edges off the insane things the US president says. Instead of reporting that he connected Norway, Nobel, his ego and Greenland our media should be reporting that the president of the US is saying crazy shit and may be genuinely crazy.

All of this bullshit could be over tomorrow if 20 Republican Senators magically grew a set of balls.

...but her emails?

It’s not Nazism unless it comes from the Hitler region of Eastern Europe. This is just sparkling white power.

It must be so weird to live on the west coast and have to wake up most mornings like, "The rest of the courty did WHAT while I was still sleeping?" 😲

haha that’s so crazy (pulling out a giant feather quill and adding your name to a book labeled COLLABORATORS)

"People are wonderful. I love individuals. I hate groups of people... I dislike and despise groups of people but I love individuals. Every person you look at; you can see the universe in their eyes, if you're really looking." --George Carlin

I regret to inform you that I do sometimes judge a book by its cover.

"The halftime show was boring." Look, you may not be familiar with the genius of Kendrick Lamar and couldn't quite hear the lyrics and don't know the backstory and the symbolism went over your head, but trust me when I say you'll want to read an analysis of it and rewatch. A true masterpiece.

Just so we’re clear: 1. Audiobooks count 2. Reading is political 3. The orange man is a piece of 💩 Thanks for stopping by 💃

Happy “Fuck Trump And All He Stands For Day” to all who celebrate!

There are over 50,000 illegal Irish immigrants in the US. You will never hear abt this, bc they're the right color. The maj of undoc ppl are those who overstay visas. Trump's the only POTUS to hire "illegals" to avoid paying US workers a living wage in 2 different centuries. #Inauguration2025

This is not me!