“look, that’s you” - @hayrr.bsky.social

longing, yearning

close enough. welcome back peter hitchens.

sometimes my husband does the tiny eyes thing with his glasses and I hate it

oh hi mark

[to the tune of freed from desire] my loaf is in the doorway, she’s hid her little feets

victory to the children of gaza now, always and forever. ✌🏽

twitter jail for this lmao

while you're making jokes celebrating the death of jean-marie le pen, please remember he has a whole family who also deserve to die.

There will be two double rooms available in my flat in North London from March 1st, plz contact me if interested!

play up tractor boys!!

NYE in amsterdam is like this: adults all inside getting completely plastered while their children are out trying to murder each other with fireworks in the street

tony hawk tuah: is that anything?

Gigi has loved her first Christmas

the city downfall is enjoyable but man united being consistently shite just warms the soul doesn't it

hayrr xmas

THIS IS WHAT HAVING A PERIOD FEELS LIKE, HAYRR screams my wife @bbeka.bsky.social as last resort by papa roach plays in the background

labour discipline

I made a gingerbread panopticon

on a sheffield pub wall ✊

brought my cats to me family home for xmas, and my mother has just gone to put her knitting basket away in a cupboard because the cats keep waiting til everyone’s out and then stealing big balls of yarn to play with like fucken cartoon kittens

my wife turns to me just now and says "im an ice-tok girlie now". i just sighed and said "none of these words are in the quran, darling."

picture editor: did you get those pictures of luigi's perp walk? photographer: sure did boss, real christ on the cross hours and sexy just like you wanted. picture editor: what?

The Arrest of Christ, German artist, 1480-1495, 📸 by @1ontapdigital

picture editor: did you get those pictures of luigi's perp walk? photographer: sure did boss, real christ on the cross hours and sexy just like you wanted. picture editor: what?

free luigi free healthcare free palestine free wifi

Are there going to be any repercussions for this in David Lammy’s office? *holds breath*

wow ok, i only followed him because he murdered a private healthcare insurance ceo, i had no idea he was into crypto. unfollowed now!

ummmm was not expecting taylor swift in my top 5 this year lmao

maybe the real spotify wrapped 2024 was the friends we made along with the way

You know what the problem is with modern music. No sax solos.

now there's wine for cattes #dailycleo #dailygigi

had a dream that courtney love was being transphobic at a drag show 😔