why does "we must go back" always mean racism and not quaaludes

a dream, fulfilled

sometimes when you’re on, you’re REALLY FUCKING ON and you get front row tickets to Rilo Kiley’s first UK gig in 20 years!!

I always feel like somebody’s watching meee

Taurus: You will have the opportunity to exact a terrible vengeance. Take it. Treat yourself.

in Manchester with my brother to yeet his teet tomorrow, awoooooo

feel like I picked up embroidery quite quickly so tried crochet next but my brain just cannot make my hands do the thing

started doing embroidery now I am A Wife

got married on Saturday (to @hayrr.bsky.social but no husband face on main)

a tiny gymnast

just chillin’

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why is it so 🍂autumnal🍂 I do not like it it is not time!!

sweaty toilet selfies are back baby awoooo

the good thing about one too many wine is your husband drives you home and then you go to sleep real easy

I deserve to have this pool, why is this not mine, it suits me so well

just let gargamel have the smurfs. who cares

is there anywhere a man will not be a fucking nuisance

THIS IS WHAT HAVING A PERIOD FEELS LIKE, HAYRR screams my wife @bbeka.bsky.social as last resort by papa roach plays in the background

really reaching my fucking limit of men using the therapy platform I advertise on to send me gross sexually explicit messages they get off on knowing I read

the 185 bus was made to torment me specifically

@alanismorissette.bsky.social come to wetherspoons instead- the revolution is happening

✨ she’s a model ✨

ordered an a/c unit in a fit of sleepless rage on thursday night and now I am in a state of pure bliss, best purchase of my life

asked wife guy @hayrr.bsky.social if he was getting cold feet now the wedding is 3 months away and he said “my feet are so warm they might as well be on fire”

my little sun seekers

The conclave dominating the Lambeth Country Show vegetable sculpture contest this year

“look, that’s you” - @hayrr.bsky.social

hayfever making me sluggish and miserable, going outside in the sunshine would fix the sluggish and miserable except that outside is where all the hayfever is

Jerombly Crombyn is Kneecaps' dad

small cat has started a new hobby of standing in the hallway and screaming from 11pm-1am every night, love that for her

entering our third week without a bathroom in the flat and at this point I just walk around screaming

nearly set my boobs on fire leaning slightly close to the hob, surely such a fire hazard is enough to warrant a reduction on the nhs

came home wine drunk and took a million selfies posing with my engagement ring 💁🏼‍♀️ I just love love! and jewellery!

parkour!

longing, yearning

I just need to stay in my warm cosy bed for 3 to 50 days and then I’ll feel ok again

she’s focusing on making her tiny feet as heavy as possible

I’m actually so sick of being cold, can’t remember a time when I wasn’t cold

sometimes my husband does the tiny eyes thing with his glasses and I hate it

felt so awful on my intervals run today it made me question ever going outside or moving my body again

For many pagans, and others, who use the Wheel of the Year in their spiritual practice, today is #Imbolc, or #Candlemas. If you’re interested in knowing a bit more about this celebration, I have discussed my personal practice and some of the history in this post: wherekizzialives.com/2023/02/01/w...

[to the tune of freed from desire] my loaf is in the doorway, she’s hid her little feets

you used to be able to play a little tune when you pressed the buttons on a landline phone, I think it was Mary had a little lamb that I knew and used to play to mates as we spent hours just hanging out on the phone (after 6pm, for the free calls)

gigi’s on a new years health kick

it is a beautiful day in the rijksmuseum and you are a horrible swan

they are holding this giant baby back, yelling “he ain’t worth it mate”