Starting my first work email tomorrow with “As per Iranian government request” Wish me luck.

Tonight! All-new #TheBlatheringLIVE Come hang out with a radio talk show for the modern age. - Is Bigfoot in Ohio? - @producersteve.bsky.social will confess a sin - Can we drink and pronounce cities in Massachusetts? LIVE at 5 PM PT --> youtube.com/live/4dpnMNz...

LIVE tonight at 8et/5pt 🫈 🫈 🫈 www.youtube.com/live/4dpnMNz... @canonjunkie.bsky.social @kennapzok.bsky.social

Opening Day should 1) include all 30 teams 2) schedule every game to start at the same exact time 3) mandate that the first pitch for all 15 games be thrown simultaneously to see if we can open some kind of Baseball Wormhole

I swear I look up to this woman even more than my 2 year old does 😭

This is what a vampire looking at a classroom would say.

Live tonight! Catch an all-new episode of The Blathering -- a radio talk show for the modern age. Live at 5 PM PT - @taffetadarling.bsky.social makes her debut on the show to play One Star Reviews! - Are we ready for baseball? - News, politics, and LIVE calls --> youtube.com/live/gESYhKj...

They don’t call it GAINSville for no reason

MARCH

God’s chosen chicken or a pizza chain that forever changed modern architecture? Will the capitalistic dominance of McDonalds smother the field? Or do you just have complaints about why your favorite establishment isn’t dancing? Call in and make your case!

Imagine the absolute worst people you know all in one place.

So does the winner of the WBC keep Maduro or how does this work?

Ferrari in Avengers Doomsday

Ok but how big was it in Flamingos? www.youtube.com/live/dK_MIx3...

Live at Five All-new episode of #TheBlatheringLive - Cade Huseby stops by to talk Quarter-Life Crisis and play the Headlines Game - Greg Bovino gets off easy with retirement - Ken's still mad about the size of Big League Chew -> youtube.com/live/vWMi4bO...

We’re at the weird part of the calm before the storm when the birds are freaking the fuck out and it’s not even cloudy yet. Never seen daycares/schools close around here for a storm that isn’t snow or a hurricane.

That’s Oscar award winning #F1 to you thank you very much.

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F1 doesn't start until 3am my time - gotta stay up somehow. Gaming at 8:30et www.youtube.com/live/D_Re_y3...

this is who is on pole fyi

Charles: “I still have hope.”

I mean, F1 gets it, and they don't "get" anything ever ⬆️

Team USA needing other countries to bail them out because of an inexperienced manager who’s in over his head is a little bit too on the nose.

“People lost money.” Over 1k people dead that were alive 10 days ago. People lost money. That’s what they apologize for. Not “people” but People as in the corporate People. They don’t give a shit if YOU lost money. (Or you know if your son/daughter died in their war of attention)

He could fix Ferrari

Santa

Rocket off the start

Oscar Piastri has crashed out of the Australian Grand Prix* *which does not start for thirty minutes

LIVE! Wind Waker and what not youtube.com/live/v4FsQuu...

Survival mode in Q2 is not what I was hoping for.

Just hours away from genuine #F1 shitposting that matters

Sauron has announced that Saruman will be moved to the newly created Committee for Everlasting Peace on Middle Earth. The Witch King will be taking over Saruman’s duties as head of the Department of Orcs. Both have been thanked for their service.

It cost $220 million to make a commercial of her on a horse and plaster her face on airport posters to try and scare people.

This is the most 35 year old thing I’ve ever seen. It just needs on site childcare for all 3 days and I’m there.

The sassy teenager

We learned we need to be having more sex in space. You’ll just have to watch/listen to understand.

Doctors = dumb and woke Grok = will write you any prescription you want no questions asked

We have done it. We have determined which Presidents are verified Ball Knowers. channel-6.ghost.io/presidential...

Had no idea every dude doing bobsled was dragging an absolute wagon of their own. Makes sense.

I’m so proud of these dudes whose social media content I will never, ever check

LIVE at 8:30et! youtube.com/live/5hIZ_dN...

They’re still curling?!?!?

🚨 Fastest laps of the entire Bahrain preseason 1. Charles Leclerc - 1:31:992 (C4) 2. Charles Leclerc - 1:32:240 (C4) 3. Charles Leclerc - 1:32:289 (C4) 4. Charles Leclerc - 1:32:297 (C4) 5. Charles Leclerc - 1:32:655 (C3) FERRARI HYPE TRAIN IS ALIVE

So we got the alien news while we were live last night and yeah…that was fun. Also, that’s not Jon Snow in the thumbnail that’s just another shot of @kennapzok.bsky.social when we ask him to revisit talking GoT www.youtube.com/live/32tql_K...

Fancy flippy rear wing…. Rocket off the start…

One of the things that personally drives me crazy in the U.S. is how youth sports/athletic activities went from a part of the public good (municipal leagues and fields! rec centers! public parks!) to a privatized, expensive, highly competitive, highly structured pursuit for wealthy kids’ résumés

Person entering the Teams/Zoom call 8 min early - wtf are you doing in there besides giving me anxiety? Everyone knows you use the last 5 min before a call get coffee and doomscroll so you forget the purpose of the meeting.

This GOOD BOY ran onto the course during the Women’s Cross-Country Skiing Team Sprint event, crossing the finish line and being automatically recorded by OMEGA’s photofinish camera 😆