Watched “Pillion”. My!

Wishing Happy Pride to all in memory of my beloved bff Chris. So gay, he was born in June. The brother I never had. I was basically the seventh kid in his family’s crowded house. A big part of my heart is occupied by him. Love is love.

I shat on Pelosi’s desk but need cash now. Call JG Wentworth!

NEW AD: Ken Paxton just released a pedophile back on our streets. Adam Hoffman abused a little boy for 3 years. He should have faced life in prison — but Ken Paxton and his wealthy lawyer friends let Hoffman off the hook. Ken Paxton’s corruption is hurting Texas.

sending gas to $17.76/ gallon to honor america 250 thakn you president trump 🫡

That filthy piece of crap RFK Jr is rolling out the plan to weaken us all

This political and cultural moment is crying out for people to plainly tell our ruling class of liars, thieves, and charlatans to eat shit. It's the fastest track to superstardom

Tee hee

“.. I don’t care if they’re over, honestly. .. I really don’t care. I couldn’t care less.” @cnbc.com www.cnbc.com/2026/06/01/t...

So the painting contract money is going into his pocket, as we all suspected. @senatedemocrats.bsky.social should scream about this on camera.

A default goes on your credit report. Employers screen applicants using credit reports. Applicants that could be a bad risk for theft or embezzlement aren’t considered for positions. These people are so far removed from the realities of the non-billionaire.

Either we just got a Sicilian message in our driveway or someone dropped their lunch.

Good for JD

We know they’ll take this all the way to SCOTUS

Can someone do this, pretty pleez???

I have to admire this man’s commitment to the bit. 😂

He has all the cards AND the leverage 😂

cry harder

Introduce yourself with 10 bands/musicians you've seen live! • Holly Woodlawn • James Brown (2X) • Madonna • Missy Elliott • Joe Jackson • Badly Drawn Boy • Cracker • Bobby Short • Dr. Buzzards Original Savannah Band • Dead & Company

This is a dance off! Post a dance or you will be eliminated.

Good lord. I had heard that things were dire at Air Traffic Control in the US under our reality show Transportation Secretary, but this is terrifying. Sounds like a stoned teenage intern is in charge at JFK.

New headliner for the Freedom 250 bollocks!

Never one to rest, the President rushed to Puerto Rico to deliver disaster aid

I dare you to read this 🧵 and not spit fire.

1-877-Potz 4 Punx P O T Z, Potz 4 Punx 1-877-Potz 4 Punx You’re getting fleeced today.

Me in my Bluesky bubble

Colorado senator will bring amendment to stop Trump’s $1.8B compensation fund from paying Tina Peters, others who affected elections coloradosun.com/2026/05/21/j...

Take THAT, Melania!

GOP Rep. Jen Kiggans thinks Hakeem Jeffries has "COTTON-PICKING HANDS": Radio host: "Get your cotton-picking hands off of Virginia" Kiggans: "That's right! Ditto. Yes. Yes, to that."

The U.S. Forest Service isn’t managing forests anymore. It’s running a timber operation and poisoning everything else to do it. A yearlong investigation by Mother Jones found that the Forest Service and private logging companies are systematically spraying thousands of

Over 300,000,000,000 burgers served and he’s only on his 8,647th.

ShowNavid some respect. He earned it.

The FDA just approved colorful fruit-flavored vapes. Nothing says “Make America Healthy Again” like marketing cotton-candy flavored nicotine to middle schoolers. When he's not busy cutting off penises from dead animals, RFK Jr. is busy being a total MAHA fraud!

Sorry, Guthrie family. I couldn’t find your mom because I was busy launching my booze line.

The head of the agency who is tasked with leading his investigative teams soberly and advisedly HAS HIS OWN HOOCH.

Without downloading anything new, where are you mentally?

HOOBOY

We can’t all put deposits down on Four Seasons Total Landscaping for the Rudy funeral. So who’s gonna be the one to do it?

@triviateamnames.bsky.social Rudy Guiliani in Criminal Condition

Cola nut. Uncola nut!

Simon Schama www.ft.com/content/0147...

I’ve got decades of stuff like this

If you think an expense is appropriate, submit it for approval to the Appropriations Committee. If it’s not approved? REASONS.

Trump can wander into wedding receptions at Mar-a-Lago and go to UFC fight night with Marco during the Iran fiasco, but we need a huge fortified ballroom.

📌There should be a proposal to immediately build "large, safe and secure ballrooms" at every school in America to keep our children safe from shooters.

Steven, Steven, Steven. You're not using your pregnant wife as a human shield, are you???

There’ll be some wut?

WH needs a ballroom with a fortified bunker because there was an assassin in a ballroom. Don’t you get it?